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geet
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i just swallowed a cardinal(bird) what do i do now?

Nov 12 2011 6:56PM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
wat
Nov 12 2011 6:56PM
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Strobe
Posts: 279 - Karma: 8
how the fuck
Nov 12 2011 6:56PM
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.Emerson.
Posts: 1548 - Karma: 16
You need to poop it out
Nov 12 2011 6:57PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
how the hell did you manage that?
Nov 12 2011 6:57PM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,329
pee in its butt
Nov 12 2011 6:58PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7714 - Karma: 526
best option so far
Nov 12 2011 7:01PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
why.....the hell would you do that?
Nov 12 2011 7:01PM
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blah..
Posts: 534 - Karma: 13
if you hold a candle up your ass, the bird will fly to it, and come out!
Nov 12 2011 7:02PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7714 - Karma: 526
does said candle have to be lit?
Nov 12 2011 7:04PM
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mnfreeskier
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i do believe so. and it must be a large candle, at least 2 inches in diameter.
Nov 12 2011 7:09PM
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rareison
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lolwut?
Nov 12 2011 7:10PM
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Timotheezy.
Posts: 747 - Karma: 157
happens
Nov 12 2011 7:11PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
more importantly, what side of the candle has to be lit ?


Nov 12 2011 7:11PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
gonna take a fucking crane to get it out
Nov 12 2011 7:11PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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Nov 12 2011 7:12PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5908 - Karma: 3,732
hang yourself in a Denny's bathroom with a belt and when you take your post death shit, it will come out. i feel sorry for the Hispanic janitor who will have to clean it up
Nov 12 2011 7:35PM
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EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 347
drink lube and anally insert bird seeds
Nov 12 2011 7:54PM
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feihlination
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i heard that it takes a pool to get it out
Nov 12 2011 7:56PM
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jib_ski
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HTF
Nov 12 2011 7:59PM
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-NO-
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WTF???
Nov 12 2011 8:13PM
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act.resist
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Que?
Nov 12 2011 9:25PM
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rednecknation
Posts: 548 - Karma: 63
what color is a cardinal
Nov 12 2011 10:50PM
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james6345789
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eat bird feed.
Nov 12 2011 11:02PM
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GeneralT
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Nov 12 2011 11:23PM
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SpaghettiWizard
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quit tr0llin
Nov 12 2011 11:26PM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
Poison a handful of bird seed and swallow it, the bird dies, you can then poop it out onto your girlfriend
Nov 12 2011 11:47PM
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geet
Posts: 2436 - Karma: 6
*into
Nov 13 2011 2:45AM
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hellyeaaaah
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ahaha clever.
Nov 13 2011 3:08AM
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[evan]
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Nov 13 2011 3:11AM
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