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nothing says lovin like human in the oven! - (after playing 5 hours of quake 3)
Hungry? GRAB A SNICKERS
'I'd give you thumbs-up but I'm holding a strawberry.'
'You suck.' / 'Drew, you make me feel so loved...'
'I sold a huge hunk of metal and bought some plastic.'
'No, dude, I told you, I'm doing some gene splicing and making a super breed of voiceovers to rule the world.'
'Springicus, wife of Springina, have you brought tidings of voiceacting from the gods?'
'I don't think I'm humanly capable of writing that much BS.'
'What if Real Software decided to turn the BASIC language into Norwegian? You would be lost man.'
'Get awake... I mean, wake up.'
'It will be just as slow, it just won't take as long.'
'Say, you wouldn't happen to know how to turn a quaternion into a vector, would you?'
'That's a REALLY BIG cow!'
'Uh, what's the difference between C++ and REALbasic?' (Easy, just add ++ after every word -_^)
'How get free?'
'It's Mr. Springy!'
'LOL!' / 'Lots of Luck?' / 'Uhh... No.'
'The almond is the best part of the nut.'
'So wait, you judge a person's idiocy on how much they can talk about Macs?'
'Oh btw, your friend is a total idiot.' / 'Yeah, you are that friend.' (>_ had dinner with us and...'
'Teenagers are *supposed* to do this kind of thing!'
'Watch out! This turtle's dangerous! Boo!'
'It's a side of Drew that I've never seen!'
'Want to play Pokémon cards?'
'Uh - have you made that comic yet?' ^_^
'Boy, Girls, Keith'
'Rowen, this is God!'
'Uh, why are you at 80% warning level?'
'I'm pre-tending it's a compu-ta!'
'It's Amanda's Random Out-of-Context Quote of the Day!'
'Ugly Pedestrian!'
'Ash found a nut! NUT!!!'
'Wait, that's not a bush... That's God!'
'How's your cow?'
'Bathroom!' (Make your away messages LESS specific!)
'He's fat! He's a fatty!'
'Good Morning!'
'Sometimes... I forget my gender!'
'Did the artichoke go down okay?'
'Ahhhhh! Amanda knows my life!!!'
'*nods*' / 'Did you really nod?' / 'Wouldn't you like to know!'
'Geez! Look, I'm *ONLY* getting 2MB/sec!!! DSL sucks!'
'Drew, did you know you have two different colored eyes?'
'Doctor Ew... I've been thinking...'
'...Where do babies come from?'
'10 Minutes!!!'
'Does this make me look sexy?'
'I think we need more Delaware!'
'It all depends on the rotation of the moon...'
'It's 'Carracho' not 'Carancho'!'
'Hammer-QUIST!'
'Got Mac B****? Got Mac?'
'Swimming pool!'
'KIK!'
'YOU'RE!'
'Elbow!'
'Doh!'
'Dah!'
'Thankl!'
'NIIIIIICE!'
'Fetus!'
'SCOP!'
'Scone?'
'Sad!'
'HIP!'
'Moof!'
'Odd.'
'Quality!'
'l337!'
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The Abagail Banker Collection - Yes, she really said all of these. We need a new History teacher. Badly. :)
'Because if I give you a 'C' now then you won't have to wait until college to get them.'
'I think the problem is that you were being creative.'
'Michael, you are very witty some days. Today is not one of them.'
'I'd like to see your blood on the street.'
'Give me your babies.'
'If you were burned at the steak, my suggestion is that you take very deep breaths.' (So that we die quicker -_-.)
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The Jeff Hammerquist Poem Collection
'The art of procrastination
it's a worthy occupation
killing time conversing
when you ought to be rehearsing.
Passing up deadlines, homework, tests,
who cares about all of the rest.
But wasted time has found me
and at this table bound me,
So here I sit working away
wishing I'd done it yesterday.'
'You will find that over time
I will will sneak into your mind
and to your sanity I will do
horrors previously unknown to you.
Pointless drivel I will spout,
and your brains will be turned to sauerkraut.
so I warn you when you talk to me
Just to do it very cautiously.'
