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Funniest Gaper Quotes?

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orangeJEWce
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Has anyone ever heard or gotten asked something absolutely hilarious by a gaper? A tourist? Even a local? Post the funniest thing you've ever heard on the mountain here.
Nov 11 2011 10:31AM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
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Nov 11 2011 8:17PM
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myllucas
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Nov 11 2011 8:22PM
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Inline.
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Nov 11 2011 8:44PM
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Gmart
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Nov 11 2011 9:43PM
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*monsterskier*
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buahahahahahaahahahaha
Nov 11 2011 9:52PM
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ANEL
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Nov 11 2011 10:46PM
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extravert
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Nov 11 2011 11:40PM
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steezy69
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Nov 11 2011 11:50PM
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Brenone
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Nov 12 2011 2:30AM
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canterbury
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Nov 12 2011 2:40AM
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skiman12321
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Apr 24 2012 12:15PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7508 - Karma: 51,054
Repost But my favorite gaper qoute is: "are you the kid who did the whirly bird"?
Apr 24 2012 12:18PM
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fuck_face
Posts: 105 - Karma: 10
dumb n00b


Apr 24 2012 12:21PM
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Deluge
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hey.
Apr 24 2012 12:30PM
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james6345789
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Apr 24 2012 12:44PM
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webeslappinbass
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Rack, rack, city bitch, city bitch
Rack, rack, rack city bitch, city bitch, rack
Rack, rack, rack city bitch, city bitch
Mutha on the beat

Hah!

Rack city bitch, rack, rack city bitch
Ten ten ten twenties on ya titties bitch
100 deep V.I.P. no guest list
T-Raw you don't know who you fucking with?
Got my other bitch fucking with my other bitch
Fucking all night nigga we ain't celibate
Make it sound too dope I ain't selling it
Bar fresher than a motherfucking peppermint
Gold Letterman last kings killing shit
Young money young money yeah we getting rich
I Got ya grandma on my dick (ha ha)
Girl you know what it is

Rack city bitch, rack, rack, city bitch [x3]
Ten, ten, ten, twenties and them fifties bitch

I'm a motherfucking star (star)
Look at the paint on the car (car)
Too much rim make the ride too hard
Tell that bitch hop out, walk the boulevard
I need my money pronto
Get it in the morning like Alonzo
Rondo, Green got cheese like a nacho
If you ain't got no ass bitch wear a poncho
Head hancho got my seat back
Nigga staring at me don't get bapped
Got my shirt off the club too packed
It's too turned going up like gas
God damn pulled out my racks
Mike Mike Jackson nigga yeah I'm bad
Rat T-T-T-Tatted up on my back
All the hoes love me you know what it is

Rack city bitch, rack, rack, city bitch [x3]
Ten, ten, ten, twenties and them fifties bitch

Throwing hunnids, hunnids
Hunnids, hunnids
Throwing hunnids, hunnids
Rack city bitch, rack, rack city bitch
Hunnids, hunnids
Throwing hunnids, hunnids
Hunnids, hunnids
Rack city bitch, rack, rack city bitch
Apr 24 2012 12:53PM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
ya ive got a gaper quote

Has anyone ever heard or gotten asked something absolutely hilarious by a gaper? A tourist? Even a local? Post the funniest thing you've ever heard on the mountain here.



#GAPERASKINGFORGAPERQUOTES
Apr 24 2012 1:02PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7508 - Karma: 51,054
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Apr 24 2012 1:05PM
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Trent^^
Posts: 4 - Karma: 105
poop
Apr 24 2012 4:22PM
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The_Beekeeper
Posts: 843 - Karma: 302
You sir, are a poop.
Apr 24 2012 4:40PM
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C.Wood
Posts: 2524 - Karma: 180
Well Played, I lost from it
Apr 24 2012 6:55PM
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.ZT.
Posts: 5679 - Karma: 2,792
I know one: webeslappinbass
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Apr 24 2012
12:53:34
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Rack, rack, city bitch, city bitch
Rack, rack, rack city bitch, city bitch, rack
Rack, rack, rack city bitch, city bitch
Mutha on the beat

Hah!

Rack city bitch, rack, rack city bitch
Ten ten ten twenties on ya titties bitch
100 deep V.I.P. no guest list
T-Raw you don't know who you fucking with?
Got my other bitch fucking with my other bitch
Fucking all night nigga we ain't celibate
Make it sound too dope I ain't selling it
Bar fresher than a motherfucking peppermint
Gold Letterman last kings killing shit
Young money young money yeah we getting rich
I Got ya grandma on my dick (ha ha)
Girl you know what it is

Rack city bitch, rack, rack, city bitch [x3]
Ten, ten, ten, twenties and them fifties bitch

I'm a motherfucking star (star)
Look at the paint on the car (car)
Too much rim make the ride too hard
Tell that bitch hop out, walk the boulevard
I need my money pronto
Get it in the morning like Alonzo
Rondo, Green got cheese like a nacho
If you ain't got no ass bitch wear a poncho
Head hancho got my seat back
Nigga staring at me don't get bapped
Got my shirt off the club too packed
It's too turned going up like gas
God damn pulled out my racks
Mike Mike Jackson nigga yeah I'm bad
Rat T-T-T-Tatted up on my back
All the hoes love me you know what it is

Rack city bitch, rack, rack, city bitch [x3]
Ten, ten, ten, twenties and them fifties bitch

Throwing hunnids, hunnids
Hunnids, hunnids
Throwing hunnids, hunnids
Rack city bitch, rack, rack city bitch
Hunnids, hunnids
Throwing hunnids, hunnids
Hunnids, hunnids
Rack city bitch, rack, rack city bitch




;)
Apr 24 2012 7:31PM
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.ZT.
Posts: 5679 - Karma: 2,792
WTF just happened??????????
Apr 24 2012 7:31PM
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bjobe
Posts: 343 - Karma: 26
One time orangeJEWce made a thread on funniest gaper quotes, but there already is a thread with a shit ton of pages. So maybe next time you could take some time and FUCKING USE THE GOD DAMN SEARCH BAR, that is all.
Apr 24 2012 9:50PM
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cwphoto
Posts: 2332 - Karma: 780
i love it when wonderful old threads are bumped
Apr 24 2012 9:55PM
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werndog
Posts: 253 - Karma: 176
Yeah I got a quote: a local at my mountain saw me on mobile newschoolers and told be to use the searchbar. He said some shit like "the search bar is your best friend." I said fuck off and decided to make a thread. #YOLO
Apr 24 2012 10:07PM
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superskier26
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Apr 25 2012 11:00AM
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dirtyspoon
Posts: 194 - Karma: 321
-_-
Apr 25 2012 11:06AM
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dirtyspoon
Posts: 194 - Karma: 321
haha
Apr 25 2012 11:09AM
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JWoods
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Apr 25 2012 2:41PM
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captainslack
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Apr 25 2012 4:24PM
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Cheech_Sander
Posts: 338 - Karma: 1,660
"did yinz stick the back of yer skis in boiling water or something?"
Apr 26 2012 12:41AM
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.RYAN66
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Shut up noob.
Apr 27 2012 12:16PM
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Otter.
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Apr 27 2012 12:31PM
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EastCoastPowBird
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Apr 29 2012 7:17PM
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ChuckTesta
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GGC-Good Guy Cheech tries to help OP
Apr 29 2012 7:33PM
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Mules
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Apr 29 2012 7:44PM
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roddy116
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lol what happened to the old gaper quotes, i cant find it anywhere.
Apr 29 2012 9:05PM
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