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Oldmann1584
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 95
k so i been bangin this chick for a little bit now but she refuses to give me blowjobs (i know why ask for a blowjob if your fucking her but its more about the principle of it, you always want something you cant have). she says she will only gimme a blowjobs if i go down on her and fuck that im not going down on her cause thats durrdy. so i need some good reasoning to convince her too. thanks!
Nov 10 2011 8:24PM
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802Valley
Posts: 625 - Karma: 309
plug ur nose and lick it ya pussy
Nov 11 2011 5:31PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
say that you will go down on her. then get the head. then dont go dwon on her
Nov 11 2011 5:32PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
Ooooo, didnt realize it was a chick talking about beej's. Sup?
Nov 13 2011 5:46AM
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grown-ninja
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 175
highschool problems
Nov 13 2011 10:31AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Not always...op just do it....gaawd
Nov 13 2011 10:34AM
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Deluge
Posts: 4401 - Karma: 805
effing do it
Nov 13 2011 10:43AM
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gabe.
Posts: 1891 - Karma: 47
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Nov 13 2011 10:53AM
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mr.billgates
Posts: 28 - Karma: 10
this=real man.
Nov 13 2011 12:12PM
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HoneyBadger
Posts: 998 - Karma: 234
buy some rohypnoled. problem solved
Nov 13 2011 12:25PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
Hahahahaha sigged.
Nov 13 2011 12:48PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
Its funny, because your icon is the exact face I get upon accidentally entering a jungle in the dark
Nov 13 2011 1:39PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,035
Stop being a pussy and go down on her. Then you can 69 and it will be a great time.
Nov 13 2011 1:59PM
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wasatch_rat
Posts: 1772 - Karma: 2,952
seriously you need to man up and go down on her. making a girl climax with your tongue is quite the turn on as it turns out
Nov 13 2011 2:01PM
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icantskiiFILM
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 140
you are pathetic. man up
Nov 13 2011 2:02PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
This is by far the most pathetic embarassing thread that I have ever seen on newschoolers.
Nov 13 2011 2:11PM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558
Hahaha, yup.

Dude just go down on her for fuck sake, it'll get you miles in the bedroom.
Nov 13 2011 2:13PM
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DasGoatenshafter
Posts: 580 - Karma: 307
lol, I've been waiting for this to be posted. On another note, eating pussy rewarding enough for me to partake despite suffering from a sore tongue for days afterword thanks to being tongue tied (it scrapes my teeth). But I'm good at what I do so its alright.
Nov 13 2011 2:16PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
Lol
Nov 13 2011 2:40PM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
Be a man and do it.
Nov 13 2011 3:11PM
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melbs
Posts: 415 - Karma: 77
I lost
Nov 13 2011 3:17PM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
OP you are not a man, you want blowjobs? maybe just trade your gf in for a fleshlight. because with that attitude im surprised she is even fucking you.
Nov 13 2011 5:02PM
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Ski_ThEast
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 272
oh andy parry told you to now you have to.

And i don't know how nobody has said this yet but this thread is worthless without pics
Nov 14 2011 6:13PM
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saskskierftw
Posts: 898 - Karma: 62
hahahah this. just don't get caught.
Nov 14 2011 8:04PM
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B.Aussie
Posts: 5852 - Karma: 4,531
Totally understandable girls have cooties.
Nov 15 2011 8:23AM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
you give what you get bro.
Nov 15 2011 8:38AM
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Dr_Feelgood
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 15
sounds like you should go down on her. its not like vagina tastes like shit, it has its own taste. not great, not bad. just gotta make sure she's showered then youre good to go. or, you could get it super fresh IN the shower. always loved shower sex, especially after a day of powder skiing. pretty much the greatest thing ever.

om nom noms
Nov 15 2011 10:07AM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,885
Really? I used to ask my gf if I could go down on her all the time. Half the time we wouldn't even be doing anything sexual, we would just be laying together or watching tv or some shit. But she always said yes and she was always clean ;)
Nov 15 2011 10:13AM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
i fucking love eating out my girlfriend! i wish she would let me do so more often, but she always wants to go right to sex; i find it funner to snack a bit before the main course.
Nov 15 2011 1:03PM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
OP, you're missing out. If you don't reciprocate you don't deserve blowies
Nov 15 2011 1:18PM
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wait.what
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 529
Have you seen teeth? I haven't had sex in 7 months because of that movie. Not actually
Nov 15 2011 1:29PM
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Dr.Seuss
Posts: 758 - Karma: 16
Two blowies eh... sounds to me like you're a filthy little liar! But if that's REALLY how it went down, then you're a little dickhead and this girl deserves someone less dicky heady.
Nov 15 2011 1:40PM
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GeneralT
Posts: 912 - Karma: 19
Its worth it. you need some flavored lube to help you out bro
Nov 15 2011 1:53PM
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