Member of the Month

hi_vis360
November, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Blowjobs

profile picture
Oldmann1584
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 95
k so i been bangin this chick for a little bit now but she refuses to give me blowjobs (i know why ask for a blowjob if your fucking her but its more about the principle of it, you always want something you cant have). she says she will only gimme a blowjobs if i go down on her and fuck that im not going down on her cause thats durrdy. so i need some good reasoning to convince her too. thanks!
Nov 10 2011 8:24PM
0 0
profile picture
hundreds
Posts: 775 - Karma: 341
why expect someone to scratch your back when you wont scratch theirs? does she not shave or what?
Nov 10 2011 8:25PM
0 0
profile picture
ajax
Posts: 2852 - Karma: 1,245
zing.
Nov 10 2011 8:25PM
0 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51738 - Karma: 163,450
Pee in her mouth
Nov 10 2011 8:27PM
0 0
profile picture
uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
you're going to have to go down on her. sorry bro, only option. if it makes you feel any better, it is really, really worth it.
Nov 10 2011 8:27PM
0 0
profile picture
Oldmann1584
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 95
yeah but idk i just think its gross, plus her boyfriends dick has been there and i dont wanan go near that
Nov 10 2011 8:29PM
0 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51738 - Karma: 163,450
Suck her boy friends dick and he'll suck yours. Maybe that trade off is more up your alley?
Nov 10 2011 8:30PM
0 0
profile picture
TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,264
quit being a pussy and lick the pussy
Nov 10 2011 8:30PM
0 0
profile picture
PhaedeD
Posts: 11499 - Karma: 339
dude you are pathetic.
Nov 10 2011 8:31PM
0 0
profile picture
Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
Do you not think she thinks the same thing? You need to do it bro.

Just remember if it smells like fish, eat as much as you wish
Nov 10 2011 8:32PM
0 0
profile picture
k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
i bet her ex boyfriend dick also been in her mouth and your kissing her everyday.
Nov 10 2011 8:33PM
0 0
profile picture
neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
you know how i know you're a __________?
Nov 10 2011 8:34PM
0 0
profile picture
k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
I wished i could post the senor chang video "GAY!" without beiing banned -_-
Nov 10 2011 8:36PM
0 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51738 - Karma: 163,450
Truth. This means OP is indirectly gay
Nov 10 2011 8:36PM
0 0
profile picture
Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
if you've never had a girl so turned on that she just wanted to suck the cum out of your dick, you aren't doing your job. stop being a bad kid and learn how to really please a woman.
Nov 10 2011 8:37PM
0 0
profile picture
dirtylion27
Posts: 403 - Karma: 21
badabing!
Nov 10 2011 8:39PM
0 0
profile picture
ski-or-die
Posts: 770 - Karma: 17
two words: Nutritional value.
Nov 10 2011 8:46PM
0 0
profile picture
.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Are you twelve? I seriously doubt you've been fucking anything besides your hand if you think vaginas are "durrdy".
Nov 10 2011 8:49PM
0 0
profile picture
snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
.
Nov 10 2011 8:59PM
0 0
profile picture
ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
.
Nov 10 2011 9:01PM
0 0
profile picture
blackmamba.
Posts: 969 - Karma: 56
unfortunately not everything in life is a one way street. hopefully you see the light at the end of the tunnel and cum to your senses. best of luck
Nov 10 2011 9:05PM
0 0
profile picture
kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
Nov 10 2011 9:14PM
0 0
profile picture
gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
I don't blame OP its like a fuckin city of creepies down there
Nov 10 2011 9:15PM
0 0
profile picture
feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
omg youre a tool
Nov 10 2011 9:16PM
0 0
profile picture
Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
I feel bad for you dog.
Nov 10 2011 9:20PM
0 0
profile picture
WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
So heres the deal, you gotta please the bean to get with the suck scene. that is all
Nov 10 2011 9:21PM
0 0
profile picture
Childstar.
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 2,213
Ever heard of "fake chow"?
Nov 10 2011 9:25PM
0 0
profile picture
no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
i love going down. something about making them squirm and squeal and moan just with your mouth is awesome. plus it tastes fine unless she really is dirty, in which case i would never go down there, but you're just being a pussy. i'm sure she showers and girls clean everything religiously so there's nothing to be grossed out about, vaginas are awesome!!

if she isn't shaved then it won't be as good but you can spread it open so that you never have to make enemy contact with the hairs, they'll just surround you until you're extracted and they'll storm in on an empty position. but most girls shave.
Nov 10 2011 9:25PM
0 0
profile picture
thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
hahaha i lold i love gator's analogies!
Nov 10 2011 9:27PM
0 0
profile picture
bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
Does she not shower or something?
Nov 10 2011 9:27PM
0 0
profile picture
Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2751 - Karma: 3,907
I think pics of sed girl are needed for further evaluation
Nov 10 2011 9:28PM
0 0
profile picture
Oldmann1584
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 95
nah shes real clean i just think the idea of its gross... hahah its probable cause all my friends are also gonna give me heaps of shit if i go down on her. somehow all their girls give them beejays and they never go down on them. fuckin a, w/e im kinda considering it
Nov 10 2011 9:30PM
0 0
profile picture
no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
if you have no desire to give her a new form of pleasure then it's understandable that she would have no urge to do it to you because you two clearly don't care enough about eachother to enjoy anything more than what you think a sex life should consist of. i get shit from my friends for caring so much about my girlfriend but guess what, we have fucking mind-blowing rainbow shitting unicorn sex and i probably get more blowjobs than all of them combined so i don't give a fuck. gator OUT.
Nov 10 2011 9:35PM
0 0
profile picture
Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
What the fuck? Are you fucking 9? Jesus....
Nov 10 2011 9:36PM
0 0
profile picture
LukeB.
Posts: 268 - Karma: 22
this.



any real man loves eaten the pussy.
Nov 10 2011 9:38PM
0 0
profile picture
Oldmann1584
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 95
hahaha okay well if this was my girlfriend i probably would. this is just a friends with benefits situation
Nov 10 2011 9:43PM
0 0
profile picture
Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
this thread sucks

grow up OP
Nov 10 2011 9:46PM
0 0
profile picture
Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
but ide rather get some head but ide rather get some head but ide rather get some head
Nov 10 2011 9:48PM
0 0
profile picture
JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
Hahahahaha yes
Nov 10 2011 9:48PM
0 0
profile picture
soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
i realize i'm joining the discussion a little late, anything gone down yet?
Nov 10 2011 9:50PM
0 0
profile picture
Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
I liked him better when he was no_steeze
Nov 10 2011 9:51PM
0 0
profile picture
-dva-
Posts: 1530 - Karma: 23
just take her to a musical. it's all about the subtext

but seriously dude, grow up and go down on the girl
Nov 10 2011 9:53PM
0 0
profile picture
trettzilla
Posts: 931 - Karma: 29
this

Nov 10 2011 10:15PM
0 0
profile picture
WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
So I just had an awesome idea thats gonna send your non pusssy lickin pubes on end. Okay... get.. this... 69.... OOOOOOHHHH FFFUUUUUCCCK!!!
Nov 10 2011 10:20PM
0 0
profile picture
snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
Any guy who refuses to go down on his girl because it's "gross" is either

A) A 12 old virgin lying about his sexual experiences
B) Gay
C) Mormon
D) All of the above.

Come on now, get with the program.
Nov 10 2011 10:22PM
0 0
profile picture
WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
Im Mormon and I go down on the "gross" pusssy erry day!!!
Nov 10 2011 10:27PM
0 0
profile picture
snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
A brief glance at your profile tells me that you're not a good mormon, so I don't think you really count. But, props nonetheless.
Nov 10 2011 10:31PM
0 0
profile picture
Utard
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 305
Scared of what your 'friends' will think of you if you eat pussy? Here's a novel idea; DONT FUCKING TELL THEM. I'm sure your lady will appreciate that as well.
Nov 10 2011 10:34PM
0 0
profile picture
masterhatin
Posts: 630 - Karma: 53
man the fuck up. i recently did the deed, on someone much MUCH! older, this past Halloween was an interesting one haha
Nov 10 2011 10:36PM
0 0
profile picture
WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
Thank you sir! In situations where I find myself faced with the poontang I think


what would jesus do. then I treat it like a starving african child.


moral of the story: thou shalt not waste
Nov 10 2011 10:37PM
0 0
profile picture
snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
Jesus was screwing a prostitute. Jesus probably needed to raise his standards a little bit, but he clearly was not afraid of a vagina. Unlike some people around here.
Nov 10 2011 10:39PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-5)