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alright so this one day, this big football player at our school (who was a junior) got his ass handed to him on a plate by a freshman. The freshman unloaded on his face, knocked him to the ground then booted him in the kisser with fucking steel toe shoes. Then this big bad ass football player started to cry and transferred schools a week later.

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Aug 29 2004 8:34PM

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^ rule one of highschool, dont mess with hicks. im fine though cause we kinda are. but seriously, dont mess with em.

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Aug 29 2004 8:36PM

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who said anything about hicks?

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Aug 29 2004 8:37PM

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so my friends and i are coming back into school after lunch and we walk in the doors and hear chicks say something like 'Your fatass needs to lose some weight' They were both ugly and trashy but it showed some potential for a sweet fight. So we stuck around. One of the girl is walking away and this other girl runs down the hall and SLAMS her into a wall like 5 feet away from us. Then they're ripping at eachother and fighting and getting closer and closer to us and we all get backed into this corner with these two girls goin nuts and almost crashing into us. Then some hall monitors broke it up and the girls were just cursin up a storm. It was crazy.

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Aug 29 2004 8:38PM

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^^ ec steel toe boots give it away

Aug 29 2004 8:40PM

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nah they were like timberlands or something..some ghetto kid

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did the freshman with a steel toe, was he gothic or something. i dont like that 'lifestyle'. this one gothic, mohawk, dresses in black kid was in my friends spanish class. and this kid nobody likes kept telling him his girl was ugly. he kicked the shit outa that kid (not gothic kid). i dont know who to root for. o yea, i dont think before i type

Aug 29 2004 8:41PM

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steel toe boots, around here usually means a hick, because of working on the farm or in the construction business (in other words, when we wear steel toes, we actually use them). may be different where you are.

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Aug 29 2004 8:41PM

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^^ hahahaha 'who said anything about hicks?'

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damn, did he have chains n shit, a wigger at our school pulled a chain outta his pocket and whipped some kids ass, then another kid beat some kid up for shitting in his football spikes

Aug 29 2004 8:42PM

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haha my town is def. not hick...thats why I was wondering. Around here kids where work boots as a fucking fashion statement...i think its fuckin pointles but whatever

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one time me and treerider totally brawled out. i won after some intense fist fighting with a tap to the boys. he still claims I broke his aviators in that fight but A) they aren't broken, he wears them all the time and B) he stole them from hannafords so that's karma if I did bitches

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Aug 29 2004 8:46PM

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^ word. what kind of cheap faggot steals aviators?

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Aug 29 2004 8:50PM

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^ bahaha

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he also stole tech deck key chains!!! arrest him. no actually, he gave me one of the tech decks (which i subsequently lost) so he's alright

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Aug 29 2004 8:52PM

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^you play with tech decks...weirdo

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Aug 29 2004 8:54PM

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wellllll not anymore because the tech deck was stolen.

-Lauren

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Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:
'Fight every fight like you can win;
An iron-fisted champion,
An iron-willed fuck up.'

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Aug 29 2004 8:56PM

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Well last year, two dudes (seniors), started fighting and it was awesome. There's huge staircase at our school, and when one of the guys came out of the common room into the staircase at the fifth floor, the other dude took him by surprise and they fought. He beat the guy up, then threw him down the stairs. He beat him up again, and threw him down again. He did this until he reached the entrance hall (five floors down). The other guy was royally wrecked.
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My sophmore year in high school I watched 2 chicks who were on the hockey team beat the shit out eachother. One girl threw the other's face into the window in the door, then when a teacher tried to stop her she turned around and slammed the teacher right in the face. It was fucking crazy. Girl fights are way gnarlier than guys.

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Aug 29 2004 9:02PM

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^ yeah but you only hear like 5 words in their fights, 1.BITCH 2.SLUT 3.WHORE 4.FUCK 5.YOU

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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

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Aug 29 2004 9:04PM

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Some kids came from a rival school, beat the shit out of a kid in the parking lot, then when trying to drive away, got stopped by a teacher in front and vice principle behind. Proceeded to almost run over teacher in front, then back up and VP had to jump hella quick out of the way, they then zoomed off with their fingers out the window.

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my school is full of lazy hippies who always argues, but never get physical. Our football team sucks penis.
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this huge kid named steve from our school went to a rival town with some other kids from our town and one of the 'rival kids' threw a brick into his friends window so he beat the shit out of like 20 kids (him and his friend did)

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this satan kid at my school tried to steal my soul once

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Aug 29 2004 10:21PM

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im was in choir in highschool. we would go caroling in the winter and we always went to this resturaunt that had bar seating. in my group there was this huge burly kid. good singer but really tough. when we walked in this drunk 30 year old looking guy says to us nice suit fag. the burley kid gets pissed but just walks by. as the night is over were walking out and the same drunk grabs the burley kid by the arm and the kid just turns around and swings at his head and knocked him out in one hit. we left.

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haaaaaa.. yeah .. some wiccen madchild. kast a apell on..... me...

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in grade 10 this grade 11 kid who was always talkin shit wanted to fight me after school...he had a lot of people behind him and i was kind of the underdog...so i waited inside on the house steps to psych myself up, and try not to shit bricks. So i stroll outside me and my buddy and there were like 80 people in a circle with him claimin and shit...I rolled in pullin off my hoodie and as soon as i saw him i tossed it in his face as he turned around. I followed with the biggest haymaker to his face right through the hoodie. KNocked his ass out with one punch. Mind you it was kind of cheap, but i was looking to get my ass kicked by like 10 of his older buddies in the circle. The crowd was kind of shocked, but i just layed him out and walked away. I hit him square in the jaw and busted it pretty good...I was the hero next day but got suspended for a week. He had to get surgery, but he kinda had it coming. Nobody tried to fuck with me after that. Then I got laid that weekend. it was sweet.
I was just a 130lbs pinner back then...so when you are the underdog and hes waiting to fight YOU...just be the first to throw the punch...it shows you mean business.

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oh yeah and fighting in a plain white tshirt is great cuz they cant grab at any loose clothing to fuck with you...

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Never been in a scrap ever. I guess im too chilled. But if it was unavoidable then you gotta get stuck in and go fucking crazy.
^Good job with the hoodie.!

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^ All about the drunken monkey. Way to dangerous to use, so I used it once on a kid that seemed to annoy me slightly. He didn't know what to do, so I proceeded to throw his head into a locker. Man those where some good times.

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i've only been in one real fight. it happened a couple years ago. i was at the movie theatre with a bunch of friends and one of my friends cousins (who was a slight heffer) we were walkin out and some asshole said hey there you fat fuck, so my friend pushed the kid, then the kid and all his friends like surrounded my friend so I jumped in and we ended up fucking them up but getting thrown out of the movie theatre for a good while.

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Aug 30 2004 9:06AM

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at my old school, one of the football players got cut from the team and went section 8. he tied up the football coach and took him on top of the school. we heard him screaming from the roof, so every kid and every teacher went outside to see what the comotion was, the teachers didnt even try to stop us from watching. the couch somehow tied himself while the football kid wasnt looking, and kicked him in the back of the head. the kid got backup fast as lightining and procedded to anhialate the coach with a sweet spin kick to the side of the head. the coach went air born and landed on his back, but got up slowly. he charged at the kid but he dodged him, the coach nearly falling off of the side of the school, keep in mind that it is 3 stories high to cement. the coach stumbled back to his feet, scared and shit, only to be handed one of the sweetest uppercuts of all time. he flew off of the side of the school onto a metal bench, his back at an obtuse angel. about a gallon of blood poured from his mouth and his eyes seemed to buldge out. he was dead on the spot. the football player raised his hands in victory, some students even cheered. he then proceeded to dive head first from the top of the school into our small green house. some of his limbs where sliced off from the giant shards of glass that flew everywhere. he died on his way to the hospital.

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Aug 30 2004 10:49AM

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at my old school, one of the football players got cut from the team and went section 8. he tied up the football coach and took him on top of the school. we heard him screaming from the roof, so every kid and every teacher went outside to see what the comotion was, the teachers didnt even try to stop us from watching. the couch somehow untied himself while the football kid wasnt looking, and kicked him in the back of the head. the kid got backup fast as lightining and procedded to anhialate the coach with a sweet spin kick to the side of the head. the coach went air born and landed on his back, but got up slowly. he charged at the kid but he dodged him, the coach nearly falling off of the side of the school, keep in mind that it is 3 stories high to cement. the coach stumbled back to his feet, scared and shit, only to be handed one of the sweetest uppercuts of all time. he flew off of the side of the school onto a metal bench, his back at an obtuse angel. about a gallon of blood poured from his mouth and his eyes seemed to buldge out. he was dead on the spot. the football player raised his hands in victory, some students even cheered. he then proceeded to dive head first from the top of the school into our small green house. some of his limbs where sliced off from the giant shards of glass that flew everywhere. he died on his way to the hospital.

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Aug 30 2004 10:51AM

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^ uh... cool?

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Aug 30 2004 12:12PM

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my only real fight, outside of hockey, happened just this week. This kid got on my girl and that just wasnt going to fly wtih me. Sooo, i see him at school, tap him on the shoulder, and tell him to meet me at this one parking lot at 3pm. I couldnt lay his ass out right there because i would have got kicked out of my school because i go to a private school. Well, i meet this littl ebitch at the parking lot and the first thing he says to me is, 'dude, i dont wanna fight.' Well, i didnt care, because i was pissed. So i just started throwing punches at him. He kinda ducks and gets away and turns his back and runs away from me. Well, i wasnt gonna have this so i chased his bitch ass down and knocked him over and kept punching the shit out of him until a trucker came in a broke up the fight.
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Aug 30 2004 4:45PM

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tons of fights at my school, but a good one was this white kid talking shit to this lanky guy from india and they fight. in the first 5 seconds the indian kid fully kicks him right in the teeth. the white kid (now without 4 of his front teeth, dazed, and covered in blood) tries to continue to fight, but is too out of it to do anything besides drunkenly swing his arms in the direction of the lank. fight dosn't last much longer.

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Aug 30 2004 5:08PM

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i spit on a kid and he stood there and my buddy headbutted him. then the cops came and we spent some time with them.

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Aug 30 2004 5:20PM

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fighting's stupid, once this guy named owen who was kinda my buddy and who i gave a shit load of weed out of the goodness of my heart turned on me one day and decided to fight me, so i pushed him into a garbage can and went to class
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Aug 30 2004 5:26PM

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laxman09, you are the worlds biggest asshole. i hope this kid shots you in the bathroom at school, american x steeze, then rapes your girlfriend. are you some kindof fucking football player?

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