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TwinTipRider
Posts: 1398 - Karma: 10
I dont understand it's like some times they want you so bad then they have no feelings at all for you and it's always changing. Gets me so mad and confuzed.
Fight the power Line skis since 1995!!
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oh so thats what you call a getaway well tell me what you got away with cuz i'v seen more spine in a gelly fish i'v seen more guts in an 11 year old kid. have another drink and drive your self home .i hope there is ice on all the roads. so you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt . and again whn you'r head smashes thro the winsheald .
Aug 29 2004 6:29PM
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wiener
Posts: 2247 - Karma: 63
i love cooter but i FUCKING hate girls
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Aug 29 2004 6:30PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
my neighbors g/f loved him supposedly, then a week after they started goin out she cheated on him for some ugly ass 10th grader, and all of a sudden she didnt love him
Aug 29 2004 6:36PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
if you turn gay, you dont have to worry about pregnancy so go for it


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Aug 29 2004 6:41PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,035
yea but lose ass hole is a down side
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Aug 29 2004 6:42PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
girls play games, what they don't realize is that their games just piss guys off
Aug 29 2004 6:43PM
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TwinTipRider
Posts: 1398 - Karma: 10
games are no fun
Fight the power Line skis since 1995!!
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oh so thats what you call a getaway well tell me what you got away with cuz i'v seen more spine in a gelly fish i'v seen more guts in an 11 year old kid. have another drink and drive your self home .i hope there is ice on all the roads. so you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt . and again whn you'r head smashes thro the winsheald .
Aug 29 2004 7:12PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
if it wasint for the sexual attraction, being gay would just be hanging out with your buddies.


-Tim Light-



I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.
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Aug 29 2004 7:19PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ yup. LARRY THE CABLE GUY, PLEASE RETURN TO THE MORNING BUZZ! WE MISS YOU!!!



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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Aug 29 2004 7:30PM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
girls have weird mood swings man just if u like a girl just always let her knnow and this type of prob. wont come up
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Aug 29 2004 9:52PM
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davidh
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I hate it when people try to take something as their own. FUCK YOU
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Aug 29 2004 9:55PM
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Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
girls really o suck...but theres nothing i can do about this problem....the pusy just keeps calling my name
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Aug 29 2004 11:39PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
Girls are the best i would never turn gay if my life depended on it... girls have tits, im a tit lover and they give you sex and never wanna fuck you in the ass




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Aug 29 2004 11:46PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
think girls are moody? or sometimes bitchy? there's this hyped up thing called pms. and women have learned we can use it. like a gold card. and it's accepted everywhere.





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Fistin' Mad Bitches!

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Aug 29 2004 11:53PM
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arsenal601
Posts: 1590 - Karma: 12
girls can be totally excellent somedays, and totally such other days. i think the key is to get a really solid relationship,and then its not all messy.(worked for me)
Aug 30 2004 12:20AM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 732
they just get sick of you one day and find some other guy and you're gone just like that. Then two months later they want you back.
Aug 30 2004 12:40AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
if you were gay and your parents didnt know you could have your boyfriend over to spend the night. That would rock so hard if you were gay.

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Aug 30 2004 5:01AM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
Larry the cable guy is awesome...haha, i love how he apologizes for his jokes sometimes.

haha Godd thought randall.

-Tim Light-



I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.
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Aug 30 2004 6:18AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
SxMarty, just date a fat guy, plenty of titties for ya there.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Aug 30 2004 6:57AM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
^^hahahaha true true
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Aug 30 2004 7:53AM
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TwinTipRider
Posts: 1398 - Karma: 10
always tell them i like that ...and i thought about the gay thing for a second and no it just wont work sorry
Fight the power Line skis since 1995!!
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oh so thats what you call a getaway well tell me what you got away with cuz i'v seen more spine in a gelly fish i'v seen more guts in an 11 year old kid. have another drink and drive your self home .i hope there is ice on all the roads. so you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt . and again whn you'r head smashes thro the winsheald .
Aug 30 2004 11:49AM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
ment for itsbackckfliptime
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some people like their cucumber pickled
Aug 30 2004 12:06PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
but if you told your parents you were gay and you really were straight a girl could sleep over your house and you could bang her
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Aug 30 2004 12:50PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ ah that is true.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Aug 30 2004 12:53PM
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ski.tz07
Posts: 172 - Karma: 14
^^that is definitely true...good strategy.

as for girls-we're all wacked out and think we want one thing but then convince ourselves that it's not the right thing and then we eventually decide that it was the right thing. That's the circle of 'she wants you one minute and then leaves for another guy and then comes back two months later and wants you back...' There's no real explanation except that girls suck.
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Aug 30 2004 2:54PM
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cj
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Aug 30 2004 3:07PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
^OMG now i finally get it




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Aug 30 2004 3:10PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
it all just seems clear now... amazing...



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Aug 30 2004 9:01PM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
am i the only person who read Lauren's post? cuz its fucking hilarious, and i hate her for it.
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Aug 30 2004 9:20PM
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Barmski
Posts: 4342 - Karma: 811
yea godamit I'll never understand girls.... i mean they say they go for personality and all that bullshit but u never hear of the end of this ' that guy is so hot' and that bullshit. also they say that they like nice guys yet they always go for the assholes WTF! def not true, I seriosuly think u hav to be an asshole to get girls, at least for a little bit....
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You all take luck now! You take luck and care!
Aug 30 2004 9:47PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
i dont take PMS as a valid reason, i just dont argue because i dont wanna go into that subject. its icky.
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Aug 30 2004 10:04PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
lineskinj, your right, they go for all the 'badasses' everygirl does the same thing. so predictable after a while it gets tiring. 'OMG I LOVE HIM' a week later 'OMG I HATE HIM!'



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Aug 31 2004 9:34AM
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Barmski
Posts: 4342 - Karma: 811
^ yea and its funny how no girl on here responds to argue it hahaha.
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Keep, Keep on truckin' Yeah....Good Stuff

NO BRIAN, its I before E except after C, an when sounding like a in a neighbor in weigh and on weekends and holidays and all through out may and you'll always be wrong no MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!

You all take luck now! You take luck and care!
Aug 31 2004 1:36PM
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punk_rider
Posts: 2327 - Karma: 10
THERE4S NOTHING BETTER ON EARTH THAN GIRLS!! hangin' with guys is soooo boring
Aug 31 2004 1:49PM
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skier_chick_360
Posts: 1693 - Karma: 10
I dunno some chicks are really immature and stupid. Many times thier not looking for something serious and get in over thier head and get scared just like guys. In many ways girls are similar to guys, we are not always looking for something serious but rather a good time and are scared of commitment. I dunno just sounds like u guys have had hte luck of dealing with immature girls who dont know what they want.
I do whatever my rice crispies tell me too.
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Aug 31 2004 2:56PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
Women dont know the difference between thought, speach, and action.

Best Porno line ever
'Are you ready for your strip search?'
'If i was more ready, i would come in my pants'
Aug 31 2004 2:57PM
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Barmski
Posts: 4342 - Karma: 811
^actually skier chick u hav it all wrong. The girl i liked was very very mature cause she was engaged to get married and thought she knew EXACTLY what she wanted and she does. Shes very serious about a relationship almost too serious i think.
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Keep, Keep on truckin' Yeah....Good Stuff

NO BRIAN, its I before E except after C, an when sounding like a in a neighbor in weigh and on weekends and holidays and all through out may and you'll always be wrong no MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!

You all take luck now! You take luck and care!
Aug 31 2004 5:07PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
Allow me to elaborate on my past point. Just because i sleep with somebody else, and lie to you about it, doesnt mean i dont love you.

Best Porno line ever
'Are you ready for your strip search?'
'If i was more ready, i would come in my pants'
Aug 31 2004 5:08PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
what is all the ripping on girls? Not all girls play games. Just the stupid ones who are immature. Presently I'm not too fucking fond of this one guy. I seriously have never hated anyone this much before. I lost my best friend to her boyfriend and we haven't talked in 2 months because he told her she didn't need a best friend all she neede is him. That fucking bastard only has 1/2 a testicle thoughso i made fun of him. what a fucking loser. i guess i don't hate guys, just this one. You can all call him and make fun of him for having 1/2 testicle if you want. i think his number is 509-995-1123 and his name is andrew. i called him craig the fag. and you could all help me plan revenge on this bastard. serious revenge
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Aug 31 2004 5:38PM
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TwinTipRider
Posts: 1398 - Karma: 10
lots of girls play games and lots dont it's like any thing it depends .. this guy who only has one testical wow that sux lol and is kinda funny and sck at the same time lol.
Fight the power Line skis since 1995!!
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oh so thats what you call a getaway well tell me what you got away with cuz i'v seen more spine in a gelly fish i'v seen more guts in an 11 year old kid. have another drink and drive your self home .i hope there is ice on all the roads. so you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt . and again whn you'r head smashes thro the winsheald .
Aug 31 2004 5:57PM
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*pocket-rocketeer*
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 16
509 is my area code as well^^...i should call him....anyways, my current g/f doesnt play games...shes the shit...but shes a snowboarder...but nothing is perfect i suppose


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Aug 31 2004 5:59PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
lol you should. he's a major asshole. good girls are hard to come across. but when you find a good one, keep her for a while
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I are Drummer
Aug 31 2004 6:12PM
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brokenconcept24
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10

yeah but i have to admit... as confusing and complex girls may seem, we can be VERY confused about guys. its exactly the same as how guys feel about girls
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Aug 31 2004 6:38PM
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Flying_FIsH
Posts: 141 - Karma: 10
to all the guys who say that their girlfriend doesn't play game...just wait...and come back to tell us how stupid she is cuz i was saying the same things for 2 years and now i know that girls(well most of them) are really stupid
Aug 31 2004 7:25PM
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12ParkRat60
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 61
Girls like to exercise their use of teasing guys
He who hesitates masturbates
Aug 31 2004 7:38PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
i've replied to this post like 10 times and keep erasing it. i don't know how to put it into words. but when you talk with a young girl her mind is so distorted. they care about plenty of shit that doesn't matter. however, when i'm with older women it's a hell of a lot more interesting, a lot of the problems they talk about, i can relate to. so i'm pretty much saying, young girls suck, they are a waste of time and money. but a girl who has a good head on her shoulders can be one of the best things you can expirience in life.


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I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack
Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack
Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy
Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity
I'm paying a good buck
So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck
When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is
Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
Aug 31 2004 7:49PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ word. young girls suck, im friends with one and its just a bunch of babble and complaining about dumb shit theyll forget in less than 3 weeks.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Aug 31 2004 7:56PM
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Barmski
Posts: 4342 - Karma: 811
^^ hey bitchassphat how old we talkin here in 20s? Cause I would hav to agree high school compared to college -huge diff.
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Keep, Keep on truckin' Yeah....Good Stuff

NO BRIAN, its I before E except after C, an when sounding like a in a neighbor in weigh and on weekends and holidays and all through out may and you'll always be wrong no MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!

You all take luck now! You take luck and care!
Sep 1 2004 12:03PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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^i think hes talking about momms and shit...naw just kidding.


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Sep 1 2004 12:45PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
eh oldest i've had was 28, she was very fun and money really wasn't an opinion. however, i was ranging my expiriences with women who are in their mid 20's.


[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]
I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack
Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack
Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy
Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity
I'm paying a good buck
So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck
When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is
Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
Sep 1 2004 1:10PM
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