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nothanks:
Once there was a boy, called Issac aged 11 in years, he was born wearing a long white fur robe, and a crown of rubies, he lived his life in a castle and decided he wanted to expierence life the way poor men do, he went into the town and met a young boy, wise beyond his years, who showed him the way to tallyville, in talleyville, anything you wanted to could happen, in talleyville the two boys danced and galavanted around fields of grain and barley, and swooned in the lilacs, but in the castles town, they became sworn enemies, the two boys started there own rival gangs and had many minor altercations and skermishes, but no true battles, but secretly the poor boy and issac met in tallyville to play, finally both of the boys right hand men found out about talleyville and needed to put an end to it, so they did, by burning the fields, and raping and murdering everything from the livestock to the grandmothers, poor boy and issac were crushed, while the right hand men wanted to settle the beef once and for all, so they did with a dancing rapier fight, every one was killed in the gangs and including the city except two young things, a girl named mona, and a goat, named Bow, the girl and bow became best friends and wanders to near by villages, they lived until bow realized he needed to mate to keep the goat species alove, so he expierence intercouse with mona in her sleep, but mona was acautlly awake and loved it, mona and bow went on to have many girl/goat childern, and lived happy, as for talleyville and the castle, mona and bow along with there goathuman childern, went back to find the castle town still in ruins, but talleyville thriving with no people and beautiful fields, they settled down there until the orange men came, made the goat childern and mona and bow leave there claimed land of talleyville, and sent them to grublinghaus......




part two coming soon........




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REALLY REALLY RIDICLOUSlY gOOD LOOKING

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