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What is the worst thing a girl could say to a guy?

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fawne.
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haha lets see your answerssss.....
Nov 9 2011 12:03AM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
"i have a can of mace in my purse and I'm not afraid to use it"
Nov 9 2011 1:28AM
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WakeBakeFapNap
Posts: 258 - Karma: 28
can we do something that i want?
Nov 9 2011 1:31AM
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theabortionator
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Lets do something fun together like shopping
Nov 9 2011 1:36AM
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Balto
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here if the restraining order
Nov 9 2011 1:38AM
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ski0
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im pregnant
Nov 9 2011 1:40AM
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theabortionator
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Does my vagina smell funny(while all kinds of delicious pussy smelly vaginal discharge goops out.
Nov 9 2011 1:41AM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
Unluckily I'm pregnant,
Luckily it's not yours,
Unluckily you'll need an STD checkup.
Nov 9 2011 1:43AM
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Morgen.
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saying "I hope i am not pregnant" right after sex.


Nov 9 2011 1:47AM
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theabortionator
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Unrelated but related.



If you fuck a chick that's pregnant and bump it with the baby, is that considered child rape?
Nov 9 2011 1:49AM
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Mr.Turtle
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depends on how long she's been pregnant for, if its past the point of legal abortions and is a human than id think its rape, if you fuck er before then though then the fetus is probably still considered part of her so your all good
Nov 9 2011 1:52AM
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theabortionator
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Word. I like the feeling when the tip of my dick rubs up against the baby. That's the next level rush I had been chasing. You sort of wonder, was that it's foot? It's mouth? It's ass?


It adds to the mystery and the pleasure.
Nov 9 2011 1:57AM
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theabortionator
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They don't need an ultrasound to tell them whether it's a boy or a girl. I'll stick my dick up there take a look. I like to live the old fashioned way. I thin that's how god would approach it
Nov 9 2011 2:03AM
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theabortionator
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Nov 9 2011 2:10AM
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Toasty.
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you have some good posts in this thread

Nov 9 2011 2:12AM
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OhioDreams
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That one always hits below the belt
Nov 9 2011 2:20AM
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skithesprings
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woah, I know this is totally ridiculous, but what if you fucked a pregnant bitch and had an absurdly long skinny dick and it got all up inside her uterus and she was pregnant with a baby girl and your dick slipped into the baby's vag? Is that a threesome? What if you hit the mouth, head and secks at the same time? or the butt? or what if it was a baby boy? does that make you gay?

I'm too high and sleep deprived.
Nov 9 2011 2:25AM
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Mr.Turtle
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shit just got real
Nov 9 2011 2:28AM
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GayWolf420
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Omg quoted by an orange name. But furreal. Those are some hard words to swallow sometimes.
Nov 9 2011 2:49AM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!


fuck that
Nov 9 2011 3:04AM
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remove
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 1,026
The baby is yours
Nov 9 2011 3:05AM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 179
I cheated on you
Nov 9 2011 3:27AM
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Dirtyyy
Posts: 206 - Karma: 55
I have a dick..........it's bigger than yours.
Nov 9 2011 4:53AM
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HolySchimmel
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Wow I have Never Seen THAT before! You're dad is sooooo Sweet!
Nov 9 2011 4:57AM
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xoxxooxo
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Thats against my religion
Nov 9 2011 5:40AM
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.Roockley.
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 4,089
i lost hard
Nov 9 2011 7:32AM
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bo0b
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I am a frying pan, a secksi frying pan
Nov 9 2011 9:07AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

Let's be together forever. 

Nov 9 2011 9:21AM
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act.resist
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nov 9 2011 9:35AM
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TechnoPotamus
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"I'm pregnant"

"We need to talk"

"No, I'm fine"

"I don't do that, I think it's degrading"


Nov 9 2011 9:35AM
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soulskier
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^"we need to talk", hate that
Nov 9 2011 9:38AM
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Relish_man
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i might have teeth in my vagina...
Nov 9 2011 9:41AM
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blindside
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When am I seeing you again?
Nov 9 2011 9:51AM
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steezeknees
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I love you. Seriously almost threw myself from the moving vehical because of that.
Nov 9 2011 10:33AM
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.frenchy
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LOOOOL
Nov 9 2011 10:45AM
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SlimDunkin.
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No theyre not serving fish tonight, thats just me.
Nov 9 2011 10:49AM
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.Blake.
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"i just pooped"

It was horrible because I trusted this girl. As soon as she told me I could tell she was lying to me. Everyone knows girls don't poop.
Nov 9 2011 10:54AM
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Mr.Huck
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Post BJ, "How come you never noticed me before"?

Ex girlfriend tells me that she is now in a committed relationship with another women. She tells me that her new significant other reminds her of me?!?!?!?!
Nov 9 2011 11:19AM
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2_fadez
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No, not yet.
Nov 9 2011 11:35AM
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midwestpowhunter
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"I'm late" to which I reply "for what?"
Nov 9 2011 11:48AM
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jdilla
Posts: 706 - Karma: 41
meet my friends (all dude friends)
Nov 9 2011 12:58PM
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becca.
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Fact.
Nov 9 2011 1:03PM
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soulskier
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"i think it's yours"
Nov 9 2011 1:10PM
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k-fred
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I lol'd hard
Nov 9 2011 1:15PM
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Dobies.
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I am not wet enough.
Nov 9 2011 1:16PM
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mistahfabbydavis
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chastity belt
Nov 9 2011 6:45PM
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theabortionator
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My dad just got out of jail for murdering my last boyfriend
Nov 9 2011 7:04PM
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NinetyFour
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I'm catholic.
Nov 9 2011 7:10PM
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Raz.
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/thread
Nov 9 2011 7:37PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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I'm the next octomom and How do you get to chads gap from the bottom of Alta
Nov 9 2011 7:51PM
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Dhane
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"lets take a break"


fuck.that.shit
Nov 9 2011 8:32PM
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