Best things to do while taking a shit

Gameboy

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spread your legs, less shit to wipe

Nov 7 2011 9:41PM

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3-6-steeze

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-brickbreaker
-blast music in the other room so you have tunes to shit to

Nov 7 2011 9:42PM

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Childstar.

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Insane

i Will have to try this in 5 min...

Nov 7 2011 9:43PM

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TACO-DOG.exe

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i like to use the searchbar and sometimes repost threads on ns

Nov 7 2011 9:44PM

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SketchyMike

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cant poop with out it!

Nov 7 2011 9:44PM

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jdilla

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don't be a party pooper!

Nov 7 2011 9:45PM

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pissbutt

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MASTURBATE!

Nov 7 2011 9:46PM

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gus555

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get naked

Nov 7 2011 9:46PM

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jdilla

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didn't take long.

Nov 7 2011 9:47PM

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Bro.J.

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Nov 7 2011 9:47PM

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Davy.Crockett

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honestly i thought it would be first post.

Nov 7 2011 9:47PM

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GnarshoSapian

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Yes

Nov 7 2011 9:48PM

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.fack.le.popo.

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-get blumpkins

-make origami with the toilet paper

Nov 7 2011 9:49PM

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JRullo

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Watch TV.

Draw scale models of the solar system.

Roll a doobie.

Nov 7 2011 9:54PM

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vordulmega

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get a bumpkin while smoking a joint which hotboxes the bathroom....that would be one awesome shit

Nov 7 2011 9:54PM

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jdilla

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along with one smelly, smokey bathroom

Nov 7 2011 10:01PM

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NinetyFour

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Yeah definatley fap. You gotta search the magazines on the rack for fap worthy images. Thats a task on its own.

Aha jokes aside, I usually look around the bathroom, prettending theres little base jumpers flying off of the shower head and stuff like that, and plot there course....... I also read, and browse the world wide web on the ipod

Nov 7 2011 10:02PM

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Mister.F

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*cheecks

Nov 7 2011 10:03PM

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EastCoast315

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-breathing exercises
-contemplating how you're gonna seamlessly get back into bed with that girl in there
-whistle "who wants to be a millionaire" theme, count how many times you go through it
-put feet up on stall door
-reverse your position so that you're facing the opposite way... it's like giving birth
-pet the cat
-peel carrots
-do cocaine

Nov 7 2011 10:05PM

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SketchyMike

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Ridiculous

Nov 7 2011 10:22PM

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.AR6rider.

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Pooping is the only reason I have games on my phone.

Nov 7 2011 10:23PM

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jdilla

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+k for thinking outside the box

Nov 7 2011 10:24PM

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yourthemannowdog

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How long does it take you guys to shit? I'm in the bathroom to drop the kids off at the pool not read a book. Shitting takes me a minute to two minutes top.

Probably because i eat mostly raw food that is high in fiber, but really? You have time to read? I think im missing something here

Nov 7 2011 10:28PM

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jdilla

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sometimes you gotta make time. sure you can always power out a shit in two minutes but you should really start slowing down and appreciate the time you earn in the bathroom if you can spare it. there's always a time and a place for a quick shit, but if you have nowhere to be, are in class, or at work...take some time to relax, reflect, and make your shit more than just a daily chore of a bodily function. shits are always a good excuse to simply go do nothing for a solid 5-20 minutes. it's time nobody can ever take away from you. cherish it.

Nov 7 2011 11:25PM

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steezeknees

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in school i can make a shit take like 30+ minutes. i like to make phone calls while pooping

Nov 7 2011 11:28PM

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POW-WOW

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I dont think this could have been a more perfect picture...

Nov 7 2011 11:29PM

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J.M

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i lost

Nov 8 2011 12:21AM

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cubber

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Did you know.. Poopest: adjective, the most poop

Nov 8 2011 3:48AM

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cubber

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This thread reminded me of a pic I took last year in the bathroom at scsu...

Nov 8 2011 4:07AM

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Corin

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I'm taking a shit right now, so yeah.

Nov 8 2011 7:33AM

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timmi

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#twooping

Nov 8 2011 7:41AM

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TijmenDal

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Vomiting.

Nov 8 2011 7:46AM

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.RYAN66

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On ns while taking a shit right meow.

Nov 8 2011 7:53AM

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northeast

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sometimes i take my pants all the way off and sit facing the back part of the toilet and put my laptop up there

Nov 8 2011 8:12AM

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BenWest

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you've all got me so excited for my next shit... will definitely have to try spreading my legs to decrease wiping

Nov 8 2011 11:19AM

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*Nickdel*

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this.

Nov 8 2011 11:32AM

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PASKIINGSUCKS

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Noobs

If you've never topped off your brainful of useless stories and factoids courtesy of the Bathroom Readers Institute I feel truly sorry for you. Uncle John is number one in the number two business.

Nov 8 2011 12:18PM

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bnewbs6

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NS

Nov 8 2011 3:36PM

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moment54

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I will try and imagine basejumpers jumping off my shower head next time i drop the kids at the pool. sounds like a fun idea

Nov 8 2011 3:53PM

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DR.SHRED

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for some reason i always get texts from hot chicks while pooping and they ask what im doing

Nov 8 2011 3:54PM

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yourthemannowdog

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I just tend to take quick shits i guess lol. My brother said to me, "You are gifted with the ability of quick shitting".

My regular diet is all raw food uncooked food so thats gotta contribute. I'm not gonna complain though, there are better places to spend my time than in the bathroom

Nov 8 2011 4:38PM

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