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A pickup line that never fails...

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SteezoSaurus
Posts: 2630 - Karma: 2,670




I wish I could wear your skin like a coat. (in a low raspy voice)


Can any of the ladies out there vouch for this one?
Nov 7 2011 6:16PM
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snowisfun
Posts: 215 - Karma: 24
If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
Nov 29 2011 9:23PM
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holy.shep
Posts: 413 - Karma: 24
I put the STD in stud, all i need is U
Nov 29 2011 9:30PM
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crab_pretzel
Posts: 3919 - Karma: 622
cleverrrr
Nov 29 2011 9:37PM
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mrnewm
Posts: 40 - Karma: 9
"I'm like a rubics cube. the more you play with me the harder i get"
Nov 29 2011 9:41PM
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t-raw
Posts: 325 - Karma: 1,150
"i wanna be on you" with good confidence, odds are with you
Nov 29 2011 9:45PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
I'm batman. Works 100%
Nov 29 2011 9:50PM
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mrnewm
Posts: 40 - Karma: 9
"you remind me of a sharpie"
"why"
"cuz your ultra fine!"
Nov 29 2011 9:51PM
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BmoChop
Posts: 2071 - Karma: 96
damn this is good.
Nov 30 2011 5:33PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
Since its the holiday season:

If you jingle my balls i can guarantee you a white christmas
Nov 30 2011 6:00PM
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