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A pickup line that never fails...

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SteezoSaurus
Posts: 2630 - Karma: 2,671




I wish I could wear your skin like a coat. (in a low raspy voice)


Can any of the ladies out there vouch for this one?
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Well thought sir. Thats why they always run away i get it now.
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chiefbroseph
Posts: 720 - Karma: 527
are you an alien? cuz you just abducted my heart.
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DOSE.
Posts: 1671 - Karma: 82
"Wanna get a pizza and fuck?"

If they say no:
"What? You don't like pizza?"
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Youth in revolt! FAIL (I feel cool now)
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 464
"You have really lovely hair, I want to cut it off and... put it on a box"

Works every time.
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monkatizer
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 1,518
"lemme fuck you"


works every timeeee
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fawne.
Posts: 256 - Karma: 156
A pickup line that NEVERRR fails....

Do you want to make out?

Works for me every time ; )
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DOSE.
Posts: 1671 - Karma: 82
this only works if your hot or they're reaaaaallly desperate.
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mr.billgates
Posts: 28 - Karma: 10
winner winner chicken dinner.
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HoneyBadger
Posts: 998 - Karma: 234
how do you like your eggs... scrambled or fertilized.

wins the hearts every time
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254
i like
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,175
yes this works 99% of the time
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
http://www.dirtypickups.com/

go crazy
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Orrin
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 1,114
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

another:

guy: "hey, feel my jacket."
*she feels the jacket*
girl: "ooh it's really nice"
guy: "yeah, it's boyfriend material."

HAH.
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Whifazoo
Posts: 737 - Karma: 132
"hey i just farted, lets get out of here"
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 179
my mom told me to never look at pretty girls because i will turn into a statue! In fact i can feel myself getting hard right now!
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
The jaaaaaaag.

I'll nose press your box if you lip slide my rail.
never works.

Are you from Tennessee? Because I'd like to have sex with you.
never, ever works.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van

How do I know we're going to have sex tonight? I'm stronger than you.

I forgot most of the really creepy ones, but if you want to get arrested, these are a good start lol.
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
want to see the back of my van, you wanna check out my video game collection, wanna check out my parents basement, i dont have a job so i can spend all my time with you(creepy voice)
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,410
Not a pickup line but I'm gonna marry a woman who works at subway so everytime I go into subway so I can yell MAKE ME A SANDWHICH Any discopotamus yer hilarious.
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will_powder
Posts: 3194 - Karma: 5,445
"On a scale of 1 to 10, can I touch your boobs?"
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KANGAROOJACK
Posts: 361 - Karma: 59
^^^^^^^
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Mavrck
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 27
HAHAHAHAHAHA +k
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SKIINGISEASY
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 2,200
wanna get some pizza and fuck?
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fawne.
Posts: 256 - Karma: 156
actuallyyy....i tried it on Louie Vito and it worked without a problem: )
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
Pretty sure it would've worked on a homeless dude as well.

Your point is...?


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Pow.yuHdig*
Posts: 1903 - Karma: 146
you: hey lady
girl:i have a bf
you: i have a gold fish named tom
girl:uhhh? :S
you:oh sorry i thought we were talking about things that dont matter


or you say

you have a math test
her:uhh so
you: i thought we were talking abut things we could cheat on
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sam_fisher
Posts: 91 - Karma: 37
if you were a prostitute you must cost a lot of money cause your so pretty.every time
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fawne.
Posts: 256 - Karma: 156
my point being that it works every time....
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Porsntar
Posts: 290 - Karma: 18
ahahahhahahah! I'm going to try this one
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THURSTY
Posts: 393 - Karma: 174
"do you believe in love at first sight? or should i walk by again?"
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HoneyBadger
Posts: 998 - Karma: 234
just show her your saga
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ShreddAZ
Posts: 2548 - Karma: 41
X's are shitty...
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
yesss! So good
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fawne.
Posts: 256 - Karma: 156
roses are red, violets are blue....i want to fuck you!


very blunt.
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SteezoSaurus
Posts: 2630 - Karma: 2,671
hmm. should I fap now?
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alex.bgk.
Posts: 607 - Karma: 74
you: do you know why you should masturbate with these fingers

*gesture to your index and middle*

her: no why?

you: because theyre mine
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boozer
Posts: 521 - Karma: 35,642
Hey did you fall from heaven? Because I have a boner
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alexg1687
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 1,582
Kind of off topic but my girlfriend was wearing lipstick the other day. I said I thought it looked good. She said "yeah its the best one I've ever had. It stays on forever. This shit wont come off your dick for a week!".

Such a great one liner for a girl!
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baaangthat
Posts: 2245 - Karma: 2,587

marry her

or at least tie her up in your basement

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scottishskier
Posts: 167 - Karma: 15
i have lost my number, can i have yours ;)
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,308
pure gold.
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smooter
Posts: 1121 - Karma: 1,368
If i were to flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
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5oup5teeze
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 74
"Hey, do you have somewhere I could put my boner?"

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GBS
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 33
Works if they are stupid christians...
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3000
Posts: 941 - Karma: 249
"how do you like your eggs in the morning fertilized of scrambled?"
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,331
"I have the FCK now all i need is U"
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,331
haha
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ZMILLZ
Posts: 147 - Karma: 248
The word of the day is legs, lets go home and spread the word

or
There are 206 bones in the human body, want one more
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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,802
LOST
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
bleh! ...thanks for pointing that out
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