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A pickup line that never fails...

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SteezoSaurus
Posts: 2630 - Karma: 2,670




I wish I could wear your skin like a coat. (in a low raspy voice)


Can any of the ladies out there vouch for this one?
Nov 7 2011 6:16PM
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Creator
Posts: 1914 - Karma: 87
i actually need a good one for tonight, like a really good one that will get me head
Nov 7 2011 6:17PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
I would drag my balls through 200 yards of broken glass to kiss the dick that fucked you last.

I said that to a girl and she was swept off her feet
Nov 7 2011 6:19PM
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JIB_WALRUS
Posts: 671 - Karma: 130
You: Did you know 93% of women masturbate in the shower?
Girl: uh no
You: do you know what the other 7% do?
Girl: what?
You: they sing. do you know what song they sing?
Girl: no what?
You: well then you masturbate
Nov 7 2011 6:21PM
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.spaghetticat.
Posts: 4283 - Karma: 890
inb4
Daph
Nov 7 2011 6:22PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
run her over with your $80k car

bitches love expensive cars


Nov 7 2011 6:23PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
haha nice one lolol
Nov 7 2011 6:24PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
"Hi there, how are things ?"

too bad you wont get Jwenz's permission to use it, and using it without permission = bad juju ....
Nov 7 2011 6:24PM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
bahahahha
Nov 7 2011 6:29PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
"and tuck my wiener underneath, like some kind of like a woman."
Nov 7 2011 6:32PM
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Creator
Posts: 1914 - Karma: 87
Im selling it back to the dealer because newschoolers gave me the advice too and plus i would rather have a 2011 jeep wrangler x, so im gonna buy that instead and give the rest of my money to my parents or little sister for her college funds
Nov 7 2011 6:37PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
I can run faster horny than you can scared.
Nov 7 2011 7:23PM
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rednecknation
Posts: 548 - Karma: 63
If i asked you to fuck would your answer be the same as the answer to this question.

While she is confused rape her. works every time
Nov 7 2011 7:24PM
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Bonzalo
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 1,812
hahahahaha lost
Nov 7 2011 7:28PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
"do you work at subway? because you gave me a footlong"

totes works every time
Nov 7 2011 7:28PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
"do you wanna go to your place and play rape?"
- "no"
"that's the spirit!"



totally kidding.
Nov 7 2011 7:30PM
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BlakeG
Posts: 1450 - Karma: 1,030
excuse me does this napkin smell like cholorform?
Nov 7 2011 7:32PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
Lost it
Nov 7 2011 7:35PM
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pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695
Are you lost?? Cause your a long way from heaven. Works most the time
Nov 7 2011 7:36PM
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StreetsOfRage
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 4
LOL, this is the sure sign that you lie or are very VERY easily influenced! Just because newschoolers tells you to sell you A8 don't do it. My mom is getting a brand new a6 possibly this week and she drives her cars like every 1 day in 3 months so that means I get to drive it all those other days, If newschoolers tells me to sell it I am going to say FUCK YOU! not be like "oh okay:( I will buy a jeep then!" dude these audis are sick, Pedestrian detection, slows your car down if anyone is going slower then you, even completely stops the car if needed, so sick. 0-60 in 5.3 seconds. ahhh can not wait. Dude if you still have the A8 (if you are not lying) keep it! you will not regret it. and I also am 100% sure you can not sell back to the dealer and get ALL your money back, you have driven it off the lot which means the price has decreased dramatically. dumb kids who can't drive.
Nov 7 2011 7:48PM
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sniche
Posts: 493 - Karma: 37
get in a non awkward close position where you can start conversation and make good eye contact with her and say....."whats up" in your own voice. Then you either got game or you dont. fuckin simple
Nov 7 2011 7:50PM
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orangecrush23
Posts: 279 - Karma: 65

you: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Her: no

You: enough to break the ice. Hi im__________

Nov 7 2011 7:52PM
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BmoChop
Posts: 2071 - Karma: 96
"i want you to penetrate me with a rusty spoon" .....shit works every time.
Nov 7 2011 7:52PM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
i think i missed this thread. what car do u have? and wtf why would you give money for ur sister to go to college?!
Nov 7 2011 7:54PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
GET IN THE TRUNK





Nov 7 2011 7:54PM
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norgeanders
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 367
Hey baby, is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would like to tap that ass!
Nov 7 2011 7:56PM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
"Do you know me from somewhere?"

"Does my breath smell okay."

"Great choice of clothes, they match the trim in the Jag."
Nov 7 2011 7:59PM
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HalfandHalf
Posts: 1216 - Karma: 207

"hey lets play pear harbor, ill lay down and you blow the shit outa me!"
Nov 7 2011 7:59PM
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CandyFlippin
Posts: 9 - Karma: 58
i pooped my pants.....Can i get in yours?
Nov 7 2011 8:00PM
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Vino
Posts: 2939 - Karma: 1,117
jenna marbles.
Nov 7 2011 8:01PM
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Finnbear
Posts: 375 - Karma: 4

Hahaha.

" Are you ladies free tonight or is it gonna cost me?"

I'm a girl and obviously have no use for this, but you should try it anyways. It will most likely prove be very effective.

Nov 7 2011 8:02PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
nice hair, wanna fuck?
nice shoes, wanna fuck?
nice face, wanna fuck?
nice shirt, wanna fuck?
nice fuck, wanna fuck?

any of those will do it 100% of the time ten percent of the time
Nov 7 2011 8:02PM
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RalphLauren.
Posts: 710 - Karma: 106
if you were lewis and i was clark I'd let you eat my seaman

does not work and never will
Nov 7 2011 8:04PM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
"Hey bitch, my dick don't suck its self"


Nov 7 2011 8:05PM
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SERENGETI_YETI
Posts: 456 - Karma: 61
There's more free puppies in the back of my van. You can have one or even two if you like. Come on and I'll show you.
Nov 7 2011 8:07PM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
"Does this smell Like chloroform?"


Nov 7 2011 8:08PM
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rickysick
Posts: 54 - Karma: -6
surely a "really good one" would get more than head.
Nov 7 2011 8:10PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
just say you won't drive her to hot topic anymore
Nov 7 2011 8:12PM
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SteezoSaurus
Posts: 2630 - Karma: 2,670
hahah win.
Nov 7 2011 8:13PM
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HalfandHalf
Posts: 1216 - Karma: 207
*Pearl
Nov 7 2011 8:30PM
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477
girl do you have Cingular cause your raisin' my bar
Nov 7 2011 8:32PM
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djdiggidydave
Posts: 1216 - Karma: 555
go up to her and look at the tag in the back of her shirt and say "just what i thought, made in heaven"
Nov 7 2011 8:39PM
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B.Aussie
Posts: 5852 - Karma: 4,531
haha that's so gold.
Nov 7 2011 8:40PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
this works every time fool.


Nov 7 2011 8:45PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
hahahahahaha
Nov 7 2011 8:53PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
I want to tickle your bellybutton....
From the inside

whoever says the movie that's from wins a point
Nov 7 2011 8:54PM
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djdiggidydave
Posts: 1216 - Karma: 555
youth and revolt. easy
Nov 7 2011 9:00PM
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Caleb.E
Posts: 3556 - Karma: 1,015
haha lost
Nov 7 2011 9:01PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Get in the fucking car bitch
Nov 7 2011 9:11PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,888
No no no your doing it all wrong

If a girl is a bitch you have to let her know from the start. Then you command her to do what you want. You don't just sneak it at the end where it can be missed
Nov 7 2011 9:24PM
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jdilla
Posts: 706 - Karma: 41
"hey what's your name?"

then pretend to be interested in her life for the next 45 minutes.
Nov 7 2011 9:28PM
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