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Help Me with my constipation!

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davidh
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I'm constipated. Havent had a bowel movement in 5 days. Any serious, sure fire tricks to do the job quickly and painlessly?
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Aug 29 2004 1:31AM
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Frenchy88
Posts: 576 - Karma: 184
no







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Aug 29 2004 1:33AM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 195
Ever heard of pepto bismal?





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Aug 29 2004 1:33AM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
I've been munching on the chewables like they were m+m's since friday. They're for stomach aches, not constipation. read the bottle
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Aug 29 2004 1:34AM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 195
Well, the comercial says it is for everything. Just eat a bunch of proons or something. Maybe consult a physician and not the sick minded folk of NS for a solution.





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Aug 29 2004 1:43AM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
i know this is hard to do, but eat 4 apples right in a row.
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Aug 29 2004 1:44AM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
Link to Alpentalik's constipation story. It's PURE GOLD. An NS Classic.



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Aug 29 2004 1:54AM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
yeah get the thing alpinetalks mom got him. haha





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Aug 29 2004 7:05AM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
ENIMA'S!!!!!!!!!
Aug 29 2004 7:41AM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
Dad, its time for your Enima!

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Aug 29 2004 8:15AM
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Kotelet
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 21
Coffee. Espressos. Cappucinos. Lattes.

Drink loads of coffee... Its a natural laxative and works all the time!

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Aug 29 2004 8:25AM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
shoots lots of water up therer with a firehose


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Aug 29 2004 8:28AM
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EC-Tom
Posts: 2572 - Karma: 12
its actually simple....drink coffee, cranberry juice, eat some apples, and some bran flakes....youll have the shit of your life after that combo


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Aug 29 2004 8:41AM
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,826
chocolate chip laxative cookies




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Aug 29 2004 8:58AM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
we put x lax in my friends drink and he was shittin from like 3am till 3 am the next day hahaha
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Aug 29 2004 10:26AM
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*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
i always heard that prune juice makes you crap... but i could be wrong.




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Aug 29 2004 11:49AM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
coffee and cigarettes.
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Aug 29 2004 11:51AM
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LeBlanc
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 20
Xlax, or supositories



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Aug 29 2004 12:00PM
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CTD
Posts: 6300 - Karma: 348
bend over.

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Aug 29 2004 12:09PM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
Just grab on to something hold tight bite your lip we are goin to get through this!!

A bran muffin every morning is recomended!




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Aug 29 2004 12:09PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
just stick your finger up there and pull it out...
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Aug 29 2004 5:24PM
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Joe.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 24
why not just use some ex-lax?



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Aug 29 2004 5:25PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
end your life
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1. Cover your stump before you hump.
2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat.
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.
14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
Aug 29 2004 5:31PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
just kill yourself
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Aug 29 2004 6:07PM
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SteveXs2
Posts: 7922 - Karma: 40
Metamucil

You need fibre to take a shit, drink some of that + drink lots of water and coffee.


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Aug 29 2004 6:18PM
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k-fay
Posts: 423 - Karma: 10
try some ground flax seed in a drink...does wonders

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Aug 29 2004 6:42PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
or just wait and shit later... and when u take that later shit i will be insane
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Aug 29 2004 7:14PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
1)extend middle finger
2)insert
3)remove
4)relieve





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Aug 29 2004 7:15PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
asac your at 7777 posts right now... never post again... i was at 4444 today and i regret it...
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Aug 29 2004 7:18PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
i was at 2222


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Aug 29 2004 7:19PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
derek your icon is trippy


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Aug 29 2004 7:20PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
i cant wait till i get to 6969
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Sep 2 2004 12:28PM
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Kotelet
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 21
Can we get an update. Did you take the shit? And how did you do it?

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Sep 3 2004 9:12AM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
and did it feel good or bad... and what colour was it?
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Sep 3 2004 12:53PM
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