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Best non-sex feeling ever

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JakeAssBeatClap
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-Waking up before you actually have to wake up
- When your congested as balls then you can suddenly breathe again
- getting your hair shampooed at a salon by hot hair lady
- smoking a fat doobie with your best friends
- getting a big project or paper finished for school way before its due
- meeting a cute girl that you both know are interested in eachother
- farting in your car after you drop your date off from a dinner and a movie
- taking acid
- popping my wrists when i wake up in the morning
- a hug from your mom or dad or other loved one when you really need it
- being in waist deep pow shredding down a mountain with your favorite tunes boostin in your ear, while your best friends are shredding there right along side of you but everyone's taking their own paths and getting that freshly danked powder
- smoking a doobie on the mountain with your best friends
- when a cop has its lights on behind you but you were definitely speeding then you start to pull over then he just speeds past you to get to where he needs to be


go!
Nov 7 2011 2:52AM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
-Going to funerals baked
-Working in a slaughterhouse, baked
-Dissecting a cadaver, baked
-Getting bit by a dog, baked
-Talking to police, baked
Nov 7 2011 9:57PM
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J_Christoph
Posts: 2519 - Karma: 8,755
this, and when youre making a huge turn in deep fluffy pow and its just engulfing you
Nov 7 2011 10:06PM
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GnarshoSapian
Posts: 303 - Karma: 327
-last class on a Friday ends
Nov 7 2011 10:06PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
not good feelings, but all of those are enjoyable now hahahaah hell ye
Nov 7 2011 10:15PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
*sun shining in your face while listen to bob baked.
Nov 7 2011 10:15PM
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pimpcat
Posts: 858 - Karma: 321
One of my favorites!
Nov 7 2011 10:16PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
fuck ye
Nov 7 2011 10:21PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,331
dope thread
Nov 7 2011 10:22PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
After coming in from your ski day, taking off your face mask and helmet and just rubbing/scratching your head. Magical.
Nov 7 2011 11:12PM
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boozer
Posts: 521 - Karma: 35,624
masterbating
Nov 7 2011 11:14PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,664
around 10% of my life is devoted to this action
Nov 7 2011 11:21PM
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steezeknees
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i have never even seen true powder and this thread is making me sad. but getting head when your high and super fucking tired is the shit
Nov 7 2011 11:31PM
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Gnarwall
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When your drumline plays a perfectly clean roll in front of 70,000 people during halftime. holyshitwinning!!!


Nov 7 2011 11:39PM
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icon1234
Posts: 3081 - Karma: 1,475
Beating the average on a midterm by a lot.

Learning a new trick skiing, prob one of the best feeling ever. You go from a super rush of adrenaline to feeling super accomplished.

Cleaning your room.

Your first ride up on a ski lift when it's blue bird and sick conditions.

And lastly, kinda lame but sinking the last cup in a pong game, esp if you have missed it a shit load of times previously.


Nov 7 2011 11:46PM
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Backyard.Skier
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this man tells the truth
Nov 7 2011 11:51PM
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Rosso_Corsa
Posts: 164 - Karma: 20
Hardcore.
-driving while it's snowing, radio blasting
-cutting into construction paper
-pitch-black showers


Nov 7 2011 11:52PM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
There are times when I'd take a good back scratch/massage over sex. Very little can beat a good back scratch.
Nov 7 2011 11:54PM
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CarRamRod
Posts: 533 - Karma: 28
Finding a new song and listening to it on repeat
Nov 7 2011 11:55PM
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Ziolent
Posts: 114 - Karma: 10
This times a million.

Also,
- Taking a drive through the country with one of your best friends with some good tunes and a cigarette
- First powder of the season
- Laying in bed with your girl on a cold night, especially after a long day on the mountain
- Landing a trick perfectly, new or old
- Throwing back some beers and laughing with friends at the end of a great day of skiing
- Seeing your dog for the first time in a while
- Learning something new about someone you never really talked to
- That first glimpse of snow on the first day of the season. Magical.
Nov 8 2011 12:03AM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
That scares me so much. It's instant total vulnerability.

Or maybe I just watch too many horror movies, I don't know.
Nov 8 2011 12:03AM
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Bodhisattva_
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wat
Nov 8 2011 12:05AM
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Jennings
Posts: 2190 - Karma: 90
why do i find this so funny
Nov 8 2011 12:06AM
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SirBooley
Posts: 768 - Karma: 353
FUCK YA. Especially when blazed....it feels so good i have to stop every once in awhile and let the paralysis go away hahah
Nov 8 2011 12:13AM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
hmmmm....... only the first one is real right?
Nov 8 2011 12:16AM
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douchebagmdgee
Posts: 300 - Karma: 26
This
Nov 8 2011 12:17AM
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DR.SHRED
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 503
driving up to the mountain on a sunny warm spring day while listening to music with the windows down knowing its going to be a great day  
Nov 8 2011 12:43AM
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Balto
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Nov 8 2011 2:54AM
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Montville57
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Feeling like shit and throwing up.... Then you feel like a fucking king after
Nov 8 2011 2:02PM
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 519
skiing in general
Nov 8 2011 2:10PM
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derpina
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I lost SO hard. HAHAHAHA


But um... getting my back scratched. It's equivalent of an orgasm for me.
Nov 8 2011 5:39PM
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zues
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that buzzed shower you take friday evening before hitting your friends party
Nov 8 2011 11:24PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Good call sir.
Nov 8 2011 11:29PM
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FerrisBueller
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it would seem as if we would be best freinds if you lived where i did or visa virsa
Nov 8 2011 11:59PM
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FerrisBueller
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Nov 9 2011 12:00AM
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Corin
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You need to go ski some pow this season.
Nov 9 2011 6:24AM
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Park_Ranger
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Finally feeling healthy after a long bout with a virus/bacterial infection.
Nov 9 2011 9:35AM
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Shza.
Posts: 425 - Karma: 92
For me:
- Waking up on a saturday, knowing that I'll be on my skis soon.
- Going to bed on Friday night, knowing you don't have shit to do the next day except ski.
- Drinking tea while stoned.
- Taking a massive dump while stoned.
- Super windy days in the summer time, where it is warm, but not hot, and it is windy.
- Finishing school work super early, and being able to smoke a bowl and be asleep by 9:30.
Nov 9 2011 10:31AM
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steezeknees
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If i had the means to i would do it in a heartbeat
Nov 9 2011 10:36AM
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Benj.
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this is how i feel when i use this Click for larger image
Nov 9 2011 10:57AM
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sirschralpalot.
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peeling your ski socks off after a full day of throwing down
Nov 9 2011 11:23AM
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midwestpowhunter
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Explosive diarhea
Nov 9 2011 11:49AM
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zues
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getting piss drunk with your 2 best friends from elementary school and not even making it out of the dorm.
Nov 9 2011 12:33PM
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Gstrong
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busting a nut in a vagina without a condom on
Nov 9 2011 12:38PM
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TheDers
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oh ya these things are the shit
Nov 9 2011 1:16PM
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daskis
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Hahah... lol'd
Nov 9 2011 2:58PM
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Ziolent
Posts: 114 - Karma: 10
This, god bless birth control.
Nov 9 2011 4:49PM
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fezz
Posts: 542 - Karma: 28
you sir, win
Nov 9 2011 5:14PM
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DaysToCome
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last sunday at Wolf Creek
Nov 9 2011 5:39PM
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dreadyboy
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Matching your alcoholic dad beer for beer.
Dec 18 2011 3:27AM
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