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Best non-sex feeling ever

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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
-Waking up before you actually have to wake up
- When your congested as balls then you can suddenly breathe again
- getting your hair shampooed at a salon by hot hair lady
- smoking a fat doobie with your best friends
- getting a big project or paper finished for school way before its due
- meeting a cute girl that you both know are interested in eachother
- farting in your car after you drop your date off from a dinner and a movie
- taking acid
- popping my wrists when i wake up in the morning
- a hug from your mom or dad or other loved one when you really need it
- being in waist deep pow shredding down a mountain with your favorite tunes boostin in your ear, while your best friends are shredding there right along side of you but everyone's taking their own paths and getting that freshly danked powder
- smoking a doobie on the mountain with your best friends
- when a cop has its lights on behind you but you were definitely speeding then you start to pull over then he just speeds past you to get to where he needs to be


go!
Nov 7 2011 2:52AM
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Sallabillz
Posts: 1289 - Karma: 762
are those erlin glasses ?
Nov 7 2011 12:33PM
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JeremyB
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When i'll have Modern Warfare 3 in my hands tonight at midnight.
Nov 7 2011 12:50PM
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EastCoast315
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I got another; my buddy and I went to climb a mountain, stopped and got gas and beer on the way. Out in the boons. The pump was broken, but we didn't know, and drove off with the gas. Figuring we're out in the sticks, we each had a beer. Cop comes up behind us, sirens on, but the road curved around the side of a small cliff just long enough so I could ditch the beers on the side of the road without the cop seeing. Then we get pulled over, thinking we're fucked... but the officer steps up, says "uh, y'all forgot to pay for gas back in town, wanna just come back and pay? pump's broken, happens alot"

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Nov 7 2011 2:56PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 3,040
I'm compile my favorites.


-Butterflies you get while in the tranny of a huge jump.
-Ripping ass after dropping your date off and listening to music she woudn't like but you feel like listening to because it's 1 a.m. and I'm about to rally my way home.
-Cig while hammered.
-Lighting up a huge spliff with buddies while playing Smash Bros.
-Stomping a rail trick.
-Pow.
-Cuddling in the morning.
-Getting into bed with your girl after a long day.
-Dogs.
-Having a drawing turn out super sick.
Nov 7 2011 3:05PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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haha fuck ya. this and a cigarette after sex
Nov 7 2011 3:08PM
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steezeknees
Posts: 819 - Karma: 9
Posting up with a few friends and smoking some Js while playing N64 and Playstation1 with San Andreas or Vice City.
Nov 7 2011 3:15PM
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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
so true
Nov 7 2011 3:22PM
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hundreds
Posts: 775 - Karma: 341
that moment you try to get in your pants when your making out and dont know if shes gunna say no or not but then arches her back to help you get her pants off
Nov 7 2011 3:24PM
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akarlsen
Posts: 523 - Karma: 144
dat feeling when you take your boots off after a long day with fresh powder.
Nov 7 2011 3:33PM
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MADDECENT
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New socks
Nov 7 2011 4:33PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Driving a car with ridiculous bass

preferably with a song with a ton of bass
Nov 7 2011 4:35PM
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rumpelstiltskin
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Walking around town on a cool fall night, while tripping with your best friend.
Nov 7 2011 4:47PM
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steezeknees
Posts: 819 - Karma: 9
this
Nov 7 2011 5:04PM
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SKIINGISEASY
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 2,198
no i like it when its one v five you kill 4 then there is one left. ur heart is pumping he walks out and u give a silent burst of your m16. victory
Nov 7 2011 5:19PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
probably already posted/said

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Nov 7 2011 5:25PM
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BieberHole69
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 2,718
YES. I legitimately got hard thinking about/envisioning this.
Nov 7 2011 5:30PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Or you go out with your riot shield/stinger class and absolutely fuck with people..


best when youre the last vs 5 clan mates (not your clan, but a clan) trying to trick shot you
Nov 7 2011 5:32PM
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Ski_ThEast
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 272
-not taking a shit for a really long time then finally launching that thing out of your ass
-spending a long ass time cooking something then eating it after
-winning a game in any sport
-absolutely wrecking someone in football or lacrosse
-scoring a goal/td
-stomping a new trick
-first day on skis
-any day on skis
-getting up off the couch and getting major light headed
-getting good grades in school
Nov 7 2011 5:34PM
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pennstater
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taking a shit while vaping then proceeding to FAP.
Nov 7 2011 5:34PM
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Joebin
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I know this exact feeling. I was playing a gig at one of my buddies parties (drummer too) and was really drunk but not shitfaced. Just that perfect area between drunk and wasted. I was really into the song and I swear I was sweating to the beat. Best feeling in the world.
Nov 7 2011 5:35PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 7,514
when you take a piss after holding it in forever or take a huge dump
Nov 7 2011 5:37PM
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pissbutt
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taking a chower or chooping
Nov 7 2011 5:37PM
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Dr_Feelgood
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- skiing deep powder while everyone else is at work
- skiing in shorts and a tee
- the satisfaction of a good poop
- a hot shower on a cold day
- sneezing, its pretty damn near an orgasm
- seeing my girlfriends face after a rough day
- shooting a nasty round of golf, and/or hitting an amazing shot

Nov 7 2011 5:38PM
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Film.
Posts: 2649 - Karma: 2,296
-Waking up on the first day of your summer vacation
Nov 7 2011 5:55PM
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MilfHunter777
Posts: 248 - Karma: 31
-Finally doing something with that girl you're super into or finding out she feels similar
-First tiem smoking weed after a long break
-Smoking weed then being really high indoors in a place where you know you dont have to worry about anything.
-Being really stressed about something and then just having it taken care of
-Waking up to snow
-First lift ride of the season
-Meeting a really chill person who you know you're gonna be tight with.
Nov 7 2011 6:04PM
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DUKES
Posts: 5150 - Karma: 691
deep pow skiing, just floating
Nov 7 2011 6:05PM
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Alehandro
Posts: 818 - Karma: 12
ecstasy....
Nov 7 2011 6:05PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
i feel like you meant to say "her pants"

but yeah, thats the best.

honorable mention

skiing pow
stomping a huge cork 5
greasing an urban rail
milking the bong
hitting submit / handing in an assignment

Nov 7 2011 6:11PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,664
-after many a summer seshes on turf, skiing on snow again
-the anticipation driving up to the mtn for the first time of the season
-home night game in soccer, scoring a goal, such a fuck yeah moment
Nov 7 2011 6:16PM
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Ftacnik
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fuzzy blanket

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fucking amazing. Do it.

Nov 7 2011 6:21PM
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hundreds
Posts: 775 - Karma: 341
this, i need to start proof reading my shit even if it is ns
Nov 7 2011 6:22PM
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Joonas
Posts: 568 - Karma: 230
knowing your going to have a huge hangover in the morning but when you wake up, everything is fine
Nov 7 2011 6:54PM
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Bonzalo
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 1,812
Finding money in an old pair of jeans.
Waking up in the middle of the night and see that you still have a couple hours to sleep.
Finding a song that you think it is the best song you have ever heard.
Hitting a scary cliff.
Nov 7 2011 7:11PM
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extravert
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 3,174
-climbing under the covers on a rainy day
-making people laugh
-popping open a carbonated beverage
-landing in the tranny of a halfpipe
Nov 7 2011 7:33PM
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207
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Skiing
Nov 7 2011 7:54PM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
Fingering girls with my penis
Nov 7 2011 8:00PM
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T-Bell
Posts: 375 - Karma: 233
-scratching your head after wearing a helmet all day skiing
-going for a wakeboard/slalom ski when the waters glass and no tubers are on the lake
-hiking up the mountain in deep pow and finally reaching where you'll drop
-winning a tournament/city championship in a sport
-driving in the summer in the country with windows down and favorite song blaring
-coming home and having your dog jump on you and start licking your face (even though being licked is pretty nasty)
Nov 7 2011 8:06PM
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CousinEddie
Posts: 633 - Karma: 215
Walking down the stairs on my way to my favorite class after finishing a long humanities test. Overall feeling so accomplished and like an acedemic beast. Taking challenging classes is so rewarding.
Nov 7 2011 8:09PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
-clicking your boots into your skis for the first run of the year
-the first run of the year
-mdma
-slippers when its cold
-landing a trick just right
-when you watch tv and you watch a commercial/show that uses your favorite songs ever ><
-finding that perfect note/riff over a really good chord :)
-finding the best reed out of a pack
-the moment when you realize your tripping on acid and the world is magical
-free coffee
-really really good coffee (black)
-outrunning the cops :)
-sleeping in your own bed after staying out all weekend
Nov 7 2011 8:21PM
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McFellon
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 2,005
-Finally reaching the top after hiking a mountain because you can just sit back, look at the view, eat snacks, and know everything else is downhill

-Leaving school early, everyone is going to class and I'm going home/skiing/fishing

-Pulling over to the side of the road on a long strait-away, letting the car ahead of me get out of the way, and then going 0-60

-Submitting my college application

-Stomping my first backflip

-Coming in side from my trampoline, really hot and thirsty, and drinking a cold glass of seltzer, soooooooo refreshing
Nov 7 2011 8:30PM
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sneds
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Hammered watching your favourite team pull a comeback and everybody your with is freaking out
Nov 7 2011 8:36PM
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egg.
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roast a bowl while watching beavis and butthead while eating a calzone. those three together create the greatest feeling a man could feel.
Nov 7 2011 8:38PM
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Lavieille
Posts: 814 - Karma: 318
that clicking sound when you put your boot in your bindings, on the first ski day of the year
Nov 7 2011 9:04PM
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ironic
Posts: 735 - Karma: 104
Waking up to find that it's snowing.
Nov 7 2011 9:11PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
waking up, looking at your clock, realizing its a weekend and you dont need to do shit, roll to your side, bunch up your covers, squeeze them in your arms, smile and snooze
Nov 7 2011 9:15PM
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Film.
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FUCKING AMAZING
Nov 7 2011 9:28PM
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jaipasdenom
Posts: 374 - Karma: 34
getting out of school bus, sun shining in your face and listening to bob marley.
Nov 7 2011 9:36PM
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geteducated
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crack
Nov 7 2011 9:46PM
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FerrisBueller
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nice dude this!
Nov 7 2011 9:53PM
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FerrisBueller
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holy fuck this was the best thing described to me in so long i love this thread.

and btw just add 'baked' to any activity and its on this list.
Nov 7 2011 9:54PM
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