Best non-sex feeling ever

JakeAssBeatClap

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-Waking up before you actually have to wake up

- When your congested as balls then you can suddenly breathe again

- getting your hair shampooed at a salon by hot hair lady

- smoking a fat doobie with your best friends

- getting a big project or paper finished for school way before its due

- meeting a cute girl that you both know are interested in eachother

- farting in your car after you drop your date off from a dinner and a movie

- taking acid

- popping my wrists when i wake up in the morning

- a hug from your mom or dad or other loved one when you really need it

- being in waist deep pow shredding down a mountain with your favorite tunes boostin in your ear, while your best friends are shredding there right along side of you but everyone's taking their own paths and getting that freshly danked powder

- smoking a doobie on the mountain with your best friends

- when a cop has its lights on behind you but you were definitely speeding then you start to pull over then he just speeds past you to get to where he needs to be

go!

Nov 7 2011 2:52AM

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Kcin

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pooping in your mouth

Nov 7 2011 2:58AM

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Casey

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when someone punches you in the face in front of a cop and didn't realize a cop was right there watching the whole thing. yeah suck my balls you guido douche.

Nov 7 2011 2:59AM

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el_chupacabra

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I agreed with every single thing you posted, I'll add

-finally sneezing after feeling it come on for a long time, and then after when you're nose tingles

-finding your way to your own bed after a long night of drinking

-waking up on saturday morning knowing you have no responsibilities for the day and listening to feel good music while the sun is out

Nov 7 2011 3:00AM

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el_chupacabra

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fuckin a, i meant *your

Nov 7 2011 3:01AM

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Aidan-G

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Waking up after a good night's sleep that you really needed

Nov 7 2011 3:05AM

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las.

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-having a ciggy after a poop
-finally seeing someone you have been missing for a long time
-just achieving shit in general with flying colours
-waking up to the sun pouring in through your window and knowing you have no commitments for that day
-having nothing to worry about

Nov 7 2011 3:11AM

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Corin

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Powder, especially powder landings and faceshots. Better than sex imo.

Nov 7 2011 3:14AM

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PeterWojnar

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Nov 7 2011 3:15AM

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theabortionator

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Play Ball

this

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Nov 7 2011 3:29AM

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cow.

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masturbating?

Nov 7 2011 3:49AM

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collinder

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going pee after having sex

Nov 7 2011 3:58AM

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Campeador

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That painful feeling of absolute relief after finally popping a really bad back pimple.

Nov 7 2011 5:23AM

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skifoo

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-stomping new trick
- after great pow line
- snoozing after trying for a long time
- finally understand that its holiday
- pee after long wait :)

Nov 7 2011 7:04AM

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gus555

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Placing your penis in a slightly above room temperature watermelon.

Nov 7 2011 7:11AM

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stickerman

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hitting the jump line at your local mountain the first time for the day.

Nov 7 2011 8:17AM

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Creator

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-taking a shit in your best friends mouth
-eating soup outta a hot girls butthole
-peeing in ur teachers nose

my best feelings

Nov 7 2011 8:19AM

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northeast

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peeing in her butt

Nov 7 2011 8:37AM

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GBS

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- Stomping new trick
- After great pow line
- Snoozing after trying for a long time
- Finally understand that its holiday
- Finger a girl
- Shred a sick powder line, and after the line you fall into the deep powder
- Pillow lines
- Getting a good urban shot
- Getting a good shot
- Score good on a test
- Get good grades in something you arent good at
- Waking up superlate in holidays, making a big good breakfast while watching a ski movie something
- Making a girl you like happy
- Making out
- Kissing
- Super laid out backie on 50 footer, then stomp
- Listening to fav music
- Listening to fav music while shredding
- Holidays
- Good food
- Being very happy
- Play a good vidoegame (Bf3 with my friends)
- Shred with best friends
- Being stoked
- Try a new trick, fall really bad, but it dont hurt, feel very badass and ride away like a boss
- Swimming in a lake at summertime with friends
- TWIN TIP SKIING

Nov 7 2011 8:49AM

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EastCoast315

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WORK. Physical labor is the most rewarding thing that there is.

Nov 7 2011 9:37AM

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J.D.

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You didn't really need to go past "skiing deep pow", shit's better than sex.

Nov 7 2011 9:37AM

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corona

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pooping and pissing large quantities at the same time. it feels like you're expelling at that is evil in your life.

Nov 7 2011 9:54AM

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daskis

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Such a headgasm...

Nov 7 2011 9:58AM

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Trojan~Man

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b i n g o

Nov 7 2011 10:05AM

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WestWoods

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Getting stoned and watching ski videos

laughing so hard you feel sick

being the first on the lift and the run.

Nov 7 2011 10:06AM

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yojimbo

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when your jamming with friends and every instrument syncs up perfectly and you can see yourself from outside your body and your just completely lost in the rhythm and everything you don't even need to think it just happens. (This is from a drummers perspective)

Nov 7 2011 10:10AM

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J.M

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Stretching Hot, steamy showers Fresh blower pow coming up into your face and down your jacket. Feels like white, fluffy cotton candy. Oh and feeling you face after shaving. So smooth

Nov 7 2011 10:20AM

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PartyHon

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happened to me recently...

have a doctor say you are going to be out of skiing for 2 months. then go to another doc who says ill be good to go when the season starts. thank goddddd

Nov 7 2011 10:21AM

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PANDA_SWAGGA

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sinking that deep turn in pow and having that white fluff fly up in your face and down your jacket and over you. so sick

Nov 7 2011 10:29AM

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LivingColour

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BUILDS CHARACTER

Nov 7 2011 10:30AM

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Dhane

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-coming home from a long day of work in the summer and just cracking open a beer and relaxing

-the smell of coffee in the morning

-taking clothes out of the dryer and immediately putting them on your body, espicially underwear.

Nov 7 2011 10:49AM

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Flying~Squirrel

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taking off ski boots

Nov 7 2011 10:53AM

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Guard_Puma

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SOOOO good. Do this after I smoke, and I actually convulse from pleasure. Possibly better than high sex.

Nov 7 2011 10:58AM

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hank_hill

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your first steps without crutches after a major surgery
seeing your dog when you visit home after a few months
when you take a super gnarly looking fall and dont feel a thing

Nov 7 2011 11:06AM

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THCfilmz

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respect

Nov 7 2011 11:08AM

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Benji.

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hahahaha

Nov 7 2011 11:33AM

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hurrdurr

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masturbation

Nov 7 2011 11:37AM

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DaveM

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-Eating a huge meal after a big workout

-Playing ultimate frisbee baked

-Cold beers on a beautiful spring ski day

-Butterflies before hitting a big jump

-First time landing new trick

-Getting a kiss on new years

-Clicking into new skis

-First turns of the season

-Passing a test you were sure to fail

-Downloading tons of new music

-A cigarette when your obliterated

-A girl who establishes her intentions with you blatantly

Nov 7 2011 11:39AM

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DasGoatenshafter

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I was in my brother's res and I there were a bunch of us using the head masturbator, but these two guys who were blitzed couldn't handle it at all. It was the funniest thing to watch. My head masturbator is bright colours /claim

Nov 7 2011 11:40AM

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