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anangrytomato
Posts: 130 - Karma: 13
you went to a shitty hill that you didn't care about getting kicked out of and snuck paintball guns up the lift and then shot at your friends while skiing down? what about random people? they're wearing jackets and shit they'll probably be fine. like would you get arrested for either if you got caught?
Nov 6 2011 1:15AM
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
http://www.astm.org/Standards/F1776.htm
industry standards of paintball masks.
Nov 6 2011 8:37PM
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
yes
Nov 6 2011 8:39PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
sounds like an assault charge just waiting to happen
Nov 6 2011 8:41PM
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penguiin
Posts: 1444 - Karma: 561
hahahahahaha priceless
Nov 6 2011 8:45PM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
Pussies play with paintball, you should probably take 9mm's....
Nov 6 2011 8:45PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21671 - Karma: 4,157
yup
Nov 6 2011 8:50PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
Hella
Nov 6 2011 9:06PM
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iggs
Posts: 827 - Karma: 39

just sneak in after dark and play or better yet, wait for the groomers to start up the trails and shoot their windows and try and get away without getting caught

Nov 6 2011 9:10PM
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brooksmcclintock
Posts: 57 - Karma: 10
OP should stick to the real guns...........paint sticks with ketchup in them
Nov 6 2011 9:13PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
how old are you?
Nov 6 2011 9:17PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
Pussies shoot 9mm's, you should probably take some real handguns.
Nov 6 2011 9:19PM
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richard.
Posts: 873 - Karma: 55
also a paintball player and i support this message
Nov 6 2011 9:25PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
nah dude, pussies play with 9mm's, take a m4
Nov 6 2011 9:43PM
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DiLDoBeaDs
Posts: 7 - Karma: 10
do it pussy, you wont
Nov 6 2011 10:27PM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
holy shit you're stupid
Nov 6 2011 10:37PM
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Banane.
Posts: 3102 - Karma: 414
Well if some shoot on me, its not the police that will come take him, its the ambulance
Nov 6 2011 10:48PM
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array.
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 202
ak47 or gtfo

Nov 6 2011 10:57PM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
says the dude with a dick for his name... touche.
Nov 6 2011 11:09PM
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tripnip
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 482
you would actually be allowed to if it was in a national forest which in Colorado is a lot of the resorts. depending on the resorts rule it is possible

Nov 6 2011 11:34PM
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JakeSalvador
Posts: 2741 - Karma: 1,309

hopefully you get some good footy out of it...

Nov 6 2011 11:39PM
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ianj
Posts: 536 - Karma: 167
This is now going to be one of my sig's. Thank you for the laugh sir. +K to you
Nov 6 2011 11:58PM
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alexg1687
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 1,581
1. find a local hill with night skiing
2. get contacts from a paintball club (a proper club)
3. negotiate a deal with the mountain to get exclusive use of the hill for a night each week
4. ???
5. profit
Nov 7 2011 12:32AM
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Crocodile
Posts: 281 - Karma: 11

Beat me to it

Nov 7 2011 12:40AM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Nov 7 2011 3:01AM
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Mcfottley
Posts: 343 - Karma: 39
i wish kids people would let the patrolers play with pianball guns :(
Nov 7 2011 9:11AM
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Orrin
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 1,114
Go for it but don't shoot anywhere above the neck because it is actually dangerous. You should be prepared for any consequences of your actions.
Nov 7 2011 9:19AM
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kingskier
Posts: 1045 - Karma: 11
just dont shoot any park skiers. who knows what will happen if paint gets on there brand new jiberishsagaFD!
Nov 7 2011 10:23AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37521 - Karma: 121,454
Don't forget to bring one of these, dude.

Nov 7 2011 11:03AM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7507 - Karma: 36,373
Wait, we are hella gangsta skiers, who doesnt pack heat on them when they are hella skiing hella fast
Nov 7 2011 11:04AM
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orangeJEWce
Posts: 13 - Karma: 10
Same. If anyone tried shooting me I would get so fucking pissed. But it would be funny to watch other people get shot.
Nov 7 2011 11:24AM
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
whether a national forest or not. it is illegal to shoot anyone with a paintball MARKER(NOT gun) if that other person is not willing to be shot. soo 1.) unless this guy got full permission from the mtn and all the people using the mtn at that time. 2.) all people would legally have to wear a paintball specific mask. 3.) all markers would have to be at a chrono of 300fps or less legally. Paintball is a extremely fun game but can be dangerous and people whom incorrectly use there gear give paintball a bad name period.
Nov 7 2011 12:20PM
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
paintballs are not actually filled with paint. it is basically vegetable oil and food dye. completely washable the worst you would have is an oil stain no paint.
Nov 7 2011 12:25PM
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Juice.Doctor
Posts: 2791 - Karma: 293
That sounds reasonable
Nov 7 2011 12:54PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
DO IT DO IT DO IT!!! and film it!!
Nov 7 2011 1:01PM
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McSlay
Posts: 651 - Karma: 1,182
I have heard that a couple years back, at Stowe a crew of snowboarders would roll with airsoft guns occasionally shooting people.
Nov 7 2011 4:01PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
youre a moron
Nov 7 2011 4:09PM
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315jibber94
Posts: 880 - Karma: -39
ok bud thats a little far there...
Nov 7 2011 6:43PM
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TOAST.
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not really.
Nov 7 2011 6:53PM
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Snomadic
Posts: 88 - Karma: 141
hahahahhaahhaha
Nov 7 2011 6:55PM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6116 - Karma: 7,712
If you make a thread like this you have to do it... unless you are a pussy
Nov 7 2011 7:00PM
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Beau_Larson
Posts: 41 - Karma: 11
When paint balls freeze i don't even wanna talk about how my it hurts, did you think about that?  Its like getting shot with rocks. lol  But do it. Video it.
Nov 7 2011 10:08PM
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e.wait
Posts: 869 - Karma: 1,954
you won't, you're soft.
Nov 7 2011 10:36PM
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roddy116
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funny but you would get arrested for something
Nov 7 2011 10:40PM
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vermontana
Posts: 489 - Karma: 752
no you wont get arrested, just do it.
Nov 7 2011 11:01PM
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array.
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 202
OP DO IT, YOU WON'T.
Nov 8 2011 10:01AM
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DaveM
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As long as it provides a good laugh there are not legally allowed to get authorities involved.
Nov 8 2011 10:23AM
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Supergyro
Posts: 797 - Karma: 36
That's one hellava good idea.
Nov 8 2011 10:26AM
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anangrytomato
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Nov 10 2011 12:59AM
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Willgum
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oh i missed the part where you knew exactly how fast the op's gun shoots. He's not gonna bring a 600$ comp gun for this, itll be a shitty walmart one he can throw in the woods if needed. You're acting like hes planning for another Columbine, chill out.
Nov 10 2011 8:09AM
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.squirrely.
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bahahahha
Nov 10 2011 8:56AM
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