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anangrytomato
Posts: 130 - Karma: 13
you went to a shitty hill that you didn't care about getting kicked out of and snuck paintball guns up the lift and then shot at your friends while skiing down? what about random people? they're wearing jackets and shit they'll probably be fine. like would you get arrested for either if you got caught?
Nov 6 2011 1:15AM
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hollygrove
Posts: 7845 - Karma: 93
they would have every reason to call the police, so yes.
Nov 6 2011 1:15AM
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Holte
Posts: 10742 - Karma: 7,818
Nah. You're just having fun. They can't arrest you for having fun.


Video it.
Nov 6 2011 1:17AM
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miemiec
Posts: 400 - Karma: 55
you shoud hire this guy as your defense attorney after you get arested and then prosecuted
Nov 6 2011 1:21AM
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why
Posts: 2064 - Karma: 65
I hope so.
Nov 6 2011 1:26AM
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anangrytomato
Posts: 130 - Karma: 13
what if you left hella quick before anybody could catch you like you ran hella fast the car
Nov 6 2011 1:28AM
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Funnel
Posts: 7816 - Karma: 1,534
Make sure you have a few beers in you before it that way you can justify your actions. As long as you do that, there should be no issue.
Nov 6 2011 1:30AM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
Or hide in the trees and shoot people that take little side trails. Just keep moving so ski patrol won't catch you. Bonus points if you hit ski patrol
Nov 6 2011 1:31AM
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JuliusJ
Posts: 3778 - Karma: 2,106
ski patrol will only get mad if you dont bring paintball guns for them to play with too
Nov 6 2011 5:15PM
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LivingColour
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 21
what are you fucking stupid......of course you would get arrested jesus christ you could really hurt someone you could even blind them!
Nov 6 2011 5:19PM
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Igobigsledding
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
Ya and then like hella drove away hella fast hella
Nov 6 2011 5:21PM
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3dressedupasa9
Posts: 445 - Karma: 113
EXACTLY!  ;)
Nov 6 2011 5:21PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
You ruined the fun.
Nov 6 2011 5:22PM
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JuliusJ
Posts: 3778 - Karma: 2,106
come on its only paintball, OP DO IT
Nov 6 2011 5:23PM
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LivingColour
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 21
ye I guess if you like seriously hurting people
Nov 6 2011 5:23PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
lol shot the people in the chair lift while skiing! they can't make anything
Nov 6 2011 5:27PM
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dompuch
Posts: 1451 - Karma: 1,192
hella good idea
Nov 6 2011 5:28PM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
fucking retarded idea
Nov 6 2011 5:30PM
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jibpig
Posts: 124 - Karma: 22
there's no way you could blind them. All the good skiers will either be skiing to fast or will have GOGGLES! the only ones that are at risk are gapers... but nobody cares about them anyway.
Nov 6 2011 5:30PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
If you fucking shot me with a paintball gun I would fucking kill you.
Nov 6 2011 5:32PM
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.spaghetticat.
Posts: 4283 - Karma: 889
that would be HELLA risky
Nov 6 2011 5:32PM
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LivingColour
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 21
Paintball guns usually shoot at 280 fps+ and knowing these dingle berries they would crank their fps well beyond that which can easily break through ski goggles 
Nov 6 2011 5:35PM
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family_vacation
Posts: 6200 - Karma: 7,840
It would be hella funny if you shot people with hella paintballs you would have to get back to the car hella fast so the hella evil ski patrol could not catch you before you drove hella fast to get hella far from them
Nov 6 2011 5:35PM
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LivingColour
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 21
Granted if it was you and your buddies skiing down a trail with the proper protection then it would be crazy fun to shoot at each other with paintball guns ....I've often dreamt of it :(
Nov 6 2011 5:37PM
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belden...
Posts: 2914 - Karma: 1,274
Wouldnt that mean that paintball would easily break paintball goggles?
Nov 6 2011 5:45PM
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LivingColour
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 21
Well yeah but there is still enough force behind it all to damage your vision
Nov 6 2011 5:47PM
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Flacko
Posts: 1495 - Karma: 788
fuckin lost it
Nov 6 2011 5:53PM
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xoxxooxo
Posts: 462 - Karma: 31
words of a wiseman right there
Nov 6 2011 6:01PM
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JustDidIt
Posts: 2194 - Karma: 160
seconded
Nov 6 2011 6:14PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
why stop there, just get hella real guns and like hella bullets and shoot people from the chairlift then ski hella fast to the car going hella rambo on people the whole way there then drive hella fast to your hella fortified hideout for the hella sick shootout with hella swat team members. I don't see what could go wrong.



Nov 6 2011 6:18PM
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steezeknees
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its official
Nov 6 2011 6:21PM
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whoa-dere
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Nov 6 2011 6:26PM
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triebby
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It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.



Then it's hilarious!
Nov 6 2011 6:45PM
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penguiin
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Nov 6 2011 7:06PM
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infuser
Posts: 1220 - Karma: 241

do it... you can always plead temporarily insane

Nov 6 2011 7:19PM
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Montana_Hoodrat
Posts: 1953 - Karma: 1,481
hella no man paintball goggles are hella stronger than wussy ski goggles. and this is a hella sick idea. count me the hella in!
Nov 6 2011 7:26PM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542

Fuck that get on a REAL MOUNTAIN with REAL SNOW equipped with a REAL WEAPON with REAL BULLETS and don't forget some REAL BOOZE. Guaranteed REAL FUN.

Nov 6 2011 7:39PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
hella sick!
Nov 6 2011 7:51PM
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lands11
Posts: 1818 - Karma: 1,677
Lost it
Nov 6 2011 7:53PM
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extravert
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 3,174
I doubt anyone would get hurt, but you would have some really pissed ski patrol and parents chasing after you
Nov 6 2011 8:01PM
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
I am a paintball player, and 1... not only would it be illegal but it also tarnish's paintballing as a sport. paintball gets a bad wrap from people like...ehem...you.... who carelessly think that you will do no harm. ski goggles are not made to withstand a paintballs velocity and could cause irreparable damage to that person. soo yes its illegal to shoot anyone who is unwilling to be shot whether or not its for "fun" or not.
Nov 6 2011 8:06PM
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
yes.
Nov 6 2011 8:07PM
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LivingColour
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 21
srs?
Nov 6 2011 8:08PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
you can never get in trouble when having fun
Nov 6 2011 8:10PM
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
get paint on my saga suit and you wont have a house to come home to.. that's just how it is
Nov 6 2011 8:12PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
maaaaaaaad hella sick get hella mad street cred
Nov 6 2011 8:13PM
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monkatizer
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 1,518
in arisoft i have worn ski goggles a few times while i had a black eye and my airsoft gogs hurt it. and i took many shots to the lens and nothing happened.

yet i wouldnt be suprised if a paintball could break through, because it a lot bigger then an airsoft pellet. just dont shoot people from real close and no one should get hurt!
Nov 6 2011 8:14PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37516 - Karma: 121,401
Yeah. I would take that gun, Shove it up your asshole and fire a clips worth of paintballs. Reload, then shove it down your throw and burn off another clip.
Nov 6 2011 8:15PM
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
is that serious? if yes than yes i am serious....or show reputable source? http://www.pbnation.com
well i played semi-pro paintball in the AXBL and I have been a member of PB nation for a while and have wrote stickys on paintballing...soo personally I think I am a reputable source.
Paintball masks have a thick plastic lens compared to a thin ski goggle lens.
Nov 6 2011 8:27PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
if you shot my outerwear up I'd probably kill you
Nov 6 2011 8:29PM
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commander2984
Posts: 859 - Karma: 39
ever been shot by a frozen paintball? talk to me when you have
Nov 6 2011 8:31PM
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