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Why Atheists Are Dumb

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MNS
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Nov 6 2011 1:42AM
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BigZero
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really? Sound pretty fucking self-richeous.
Nov 6 2011 1:43AM
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why
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WOMBO COMBOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 6 2011 1:44AM
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Mister.F
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interesting...1st?
Nov 6 2011 1:44AM
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GeneralT
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im not hating on atheists. I respect all views. but really. there is NO way this can just happen. there has to be some help from a God.
Nov 6 2011 1:45AM
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Nov 6 2011 1:47AM
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Aidan-G
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I always liked the idea that created things and set up evolution and such so that he wouldn't have to do anything else
Nov 6 2011 1:48AM
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Mister.F
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not first... but the whole topic of religion or lack there of is sketchy. SOO many differeent "opinions" that, to me, arent even worth arguing/fighting about. Everyone has their own beliefs and are entitled to them. Not worth debating/arguing about. To each his/her own
Nov 6 2011 1:49AM
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poopypants69
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Nov 6 2011 1:49AM
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why
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this
Nov 6 2011 1:49AM
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Anathema
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i believe in the possibility that there is more than you or i can explain.

i was talking about this with my brother one day. wouldn't it be funny if when you died, you actually came before god and he was like 'see mother fucker, i am real. get the fuck out of my hood for being so certain that this shit was all made up. have fun down with him..'
Nov 6 2011 1:52AM
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p-fo
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Seriously?

Christianity:

The arrogant belief that the billion-galaxy universe was created for us.


It's far too easy and actually makes more sense this way.
Nov 6 2011 1:56AM
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Mister.F
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thats kinda what makes life so interesting and exiting. The mystery of whats gonna happen when you die. Obviously life is fuckin awesome and everyone should take advantage of what they have but it just really intreresting to think about what might happen when this life ends
Nov 6 2011 1:56AM
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Culla
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I just want to make sure everyone in the thread understands that the OP picture is PRO atheism. It's being sarcastic and meant to say that it's arrogant to believe that god created the universe for us. Just to be clear.

Also, this.

Nov 6 2011 1:58AM
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Fucktown
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^
That.

You'd think motherfuckers on the internet knew what sarcasm was by now.

Nov 6 2011 1:04AM
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iLLbiLLy
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I rated you a 0 just for the simple fact your icon is sarah palin.
Nov 6 2011 1:05AM
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Culla
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Nov 6 2011 1:12AM
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Sketch*
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^this
Nov 6 2011 1:16AM
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BigBadWolf
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Threads, i wanta see where this goes.
Nov 6 2011 1:32AM
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theabortionator
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I like it even though I'm agnostic.


The whole, we're obvious the only life that exists and god created everything just for us is so lollerskates
Nov 6 2011 1:34AM
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Nov 6 2011 2:08AM
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prophet
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Nov 6 2011 3:01AM
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.AR6rider.
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This thread is fucking retarded.


P.S. I only read the OP.

P.P.S. Christianity: the belief that a magical dragon wizard magician made the entire world and everything in it in seven days.

Let's use some common fucking sense here.
Nov 6 2011 3:48AM
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dergblerp
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Trippy/stoned fact: According to special relativity, before the big bang, there was no such thing as time.
Nov 6 2011 3:51AM
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.AR6rider.
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Time doesn't exist. Clocks exist.
Nov 6 2011 3:58AM
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theabortionator
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Skrillex doesn't exist
Nov 6 2011 4:03AM
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feihlination
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skiing is becoming aerials
Nov 6 2011 5:34AM
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feihlination
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ok ok ok. where does god from then? HE HAS TO "JUST HAPPEN" RIGHT?

i cannot believe that people still bring this argument. it explains/solves NOTHING.
Nov 6 2011 5:35AM
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84891jnf92048
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this thread dildoes.
Nov 6 2011 5:38AM
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Skiingsnow
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wrong thread, there you go https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/549368/
Nov 6 2011 5:38AM
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THUGwife
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pretty arrogant to think that it was...
Nov 6 2011 5:42AM
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.Tom.
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ITT
Nov 6 2011 6:24AM
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.Tom.
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Whoops, this thread is great. Just people completely missing the point of the original image.

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Nov 6 2011 6:28AM
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GBS
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Nov 6 2011 8:00AM
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GBS
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This, I agree.
Nov 6 2011 8:02AM
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pmw
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i really dont understand why atheists need to be so condescending, especially to christians. when the majority of the world is affiliated with religion, its pretty evident it brings warmth and comfort to some peoples lives. ok, you dont believe in anything. completely understandable. this doesnt mean you need to go around putting down those who do, that just makes you as much of an annoying asshole as the christian nut who condemns you to eternal damnation because you dont convert.

this is the 21st century. i dont give a fuck what you believe in, and you shouldnt care what i do. but if you ever try to tell me that what i believe in is wrong, or try to put yourself above me because of what you believe in, then you're just a pathetic jerk with a seriously low self esteem.


P.S my whole family is christian and not one of them thinks the world was created in 7 days
Nov 6 2011 9:03AM
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GBS
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Then your family is not real christians, then your family has their own religion.

Real chiristians have to belive everything that "god" said, and everything that is written down in the bible, an old book written 2000 years ago by some desert people.

To me it doesn't matter what god you think exists, it's just as stupid.
You can just as well belive that there is a giant M.I.L.F up there, naked.
Wait, that actually sounds more convincing....
Nov 6 2011 9:35AM
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pmw
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you're right, because if you chose to be religious, according to you, you HAVE to accept it all blindly, 100%, for what it is...but wait, isnt that what all atheists bitch about? the extremist that takes it all too literally and misses the underlying meaning?

you certainly can accept certain parts of a religion and reject others.

you're a fucking moron buddy
Nov 6 2011 9:42AM
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feihlination
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if you dont take the bible for fact: GREAT.
if you do good stuff because you want to: GREAT.


otherwise fuck off, seriously fuck off.


i couldnt care less about other aspects of religion, the rest is a personal choice, but these two above are no-gos
Nov 6 2011 9:46AM
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Bonzalo
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You know nothing about christianity, dont try to argue.

Deep inside everybody, we know there must be something else. The best you can do, is to be a the best person you can in every aspect of you life.
Nov 6 2011 9:48AM
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GBS
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Chiristians so angryyy....
Nov 6 2011 9:53AM
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threads
Nov 6 2011 9:59AM
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yourthemannowdog
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By god do you mean a person who created the universe 6000 years ago and put humans on earth to colonize africa and start and endless loop of civil wars and genocide?

lol missionaries
Nov 6 2011 10:01AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Death.
Nov 6 2011 10:06AM
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Mr.O
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Is it winter yet? I hope soon because there are way to many Atheist vs Religion threads lately.
Nov 6 2011 10:07AM
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Bonzalo
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Hahaha, im not even christian. In order to talk about the Christian church, you have to learn about it.

ITT: People arguing about Christian beliefs and they dont know shit about them.
Nov 6 2011 10:18AM
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Randy_Quench
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god told me there was a troll in this thread.

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Nov 6 2011 10:33AM
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TechnoPotamus
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and you wonder why people have a passionate hatred against religious people.... this thread is part of the answer.


hey OP

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Nov 6 2011 10:43AM
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exile_ch
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You seriously didn't get the sarcasm in OP's picture?

This is a picture making fun of Christians, not atheists. Open your eyes.
Nov 6 2011 10:47AM
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TOAST.
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The atheist who shoves their beliefs into others faces is just as bad as the Christian (or other religion) person who shoves their beliefs in others faces.
Nov 6 2011 11:00AM
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