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RRhighrider
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you are so poor you go window shopping at thrift stores.
Nov 5 2011 1:30PM
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B-runge
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you go hit some pos pvc rail on 6 inches of snow
Nov 5 2011 1:39PM
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tinkytwinky
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When you lay your skis out so they are visible from your bed and stare at them for hours in wonder.

And when you do stupid stuff that you think will increase your skis performance but won't like wiping them off with a paper towel or something/

Nov 5 2011 1:45PM
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JHendrix
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when every other day I'm dreaming about skiing :(
Nov 5 2011 1:51PM
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QuinnBestwick
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when your in school instead of working on school u practice grabbing blunt
Nov 5 2011 2:00PM
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Willgum
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When you put on your boots and skis in your room and try to get the feel for them again
Nov 5 2011 2:10PM
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412.
Posts: 1050 - Karma: 247
when i see every girl in school with Uggs on...
Nov 5 2011 2:13PM
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El_Patcho
Posts: 182 - Karma: 53
...when it's raining every day instead of every other day. here anyway
Nov 5 2011 2:14PM
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joshua
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When it is mid-october to the end of november.
Nov 5 2011 2:22PM
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ForeverYung
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When I'm standing in my room with all my ski stuff imagining my self skiing
Nov 5 2011 2:23PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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when there is no snow
Nov 5 2011 2:42PM
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BootySpunk.
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You waiting to leave for a rail jam.
Nov 5 2011 2:42PM
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monkatizer
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when you get all these stupid threads about first snow
Nov 5 2011 2:43PM
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S.C
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wax your skis, and wax your skis again later before you've even gone skiing.

guilty as charged.
Nov 5 2011 2:43PM
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joshua
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 1,280
Going to one tonight too, with brand new skis.
Not too stoked about the brand new skis part, new skis blow.
Nov 5 2011 2:44PM
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Otherside
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when you starting jibbing rails in shoes

when you realize that you are going skiing really soon in preseason conditions and all you have are brand new powder skis and no one even rents skis(fml)
Nov 5 2011 2:56PM
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FLBP
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When no matter how long you fap, it will not go away.
Nov 5 2011 3:12PM
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MichaelAlsid
Posts: 205 - Karma: 110

when your on newschoolers during school alll day long

Nov 5 2011 3:36PM
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Tree60
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I lost
Nov 5 2011 3:41PM
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Caleb.E
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haha this
Nov 5 2011 6:03PM
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k.wojcik
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when you're constantly checking the weather report every second..
Nov 5 2011 6:09PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
You this

JohnnYMR kickoff from Liam McKinley on Vimeo.



♥ preseason
Nov 5 2011 6:15PM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
you imagine yourself hucking a giant cliff and kneeing yourself really hard in the face but you are still stoked as hell
Nov 5 2011 6:15PM
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kungfusteeze
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When you desperately use every bit of snow in the surrounding area to hit a rail. Haha.
Nov 5 2011 6:30PM
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Crehm
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when you go to a pre season rail jam are stoked, and then its over and you realize... 1 more month ;(
Nov 5 2011 6:55PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
people make a preseason thread
Nov 5 2011 7:08PM
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douchebagmdgee
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Wow you read my current room condition :o
Nov 5 2011 7:16PM
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Heart
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when you wear your gear around while doing household tasks
Nov 5 2011 7:30PM
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wesley.
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you hit rusty death rails at preseason jams
Nov 5 2011 8:07PM
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Derelicte
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when you wonder what tom wallisch is doing
Nov 5 2011 8:09PM
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k-fred
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when you get all muddy after a backyard sesh
Nov 5 2011 8:09PM
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Evilchris
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when you drive around building sites looking for trash PVC. only to find a 12ft long 1.5ft tall corrugated pipe! STOKED
Nov 5 2011 9:16PM
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chuck_testa
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when you put on all your ski gear and walk around the house like that for hours
Nov 5 2011 9:18PM
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roddy116
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your parents wont give you the car because they dont believe that the hill is open
Nov 5 2011 10:51PM
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OhioDreams
Posts: 444 - Karma: 918
When you ski over rocks just to feel that fresh 6" of snow travel half way up your shin.

When your skis are haggard, but your outerwear is brand new.

When you will drive as far as necessary, to then hike as far as necessary, and then shovel as much as necessary to be able to ski as much as possible.
Nov 5 2011 10:59PM
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washparkdub
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hahaha, yup.
Nov 5 2011 11:02PM
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Anathema
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you preemptively break up with someone who doesn't like the winter, sparing yourself the future arguments about why you're never around and why they don't get outside more.
Nov 5 2011 11:07PM
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egg.
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Abasin from sasha lien on Vimeo.

when you dont get any good shots so you mess around a ton with your edit
Nov 5 2011 11:17PM
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Algebra
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when you hit pvc rails on less thaan 1 inch of snow
Nov 5 2011 11:18PM
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james6345789
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more like this
Nov 5 2011 11:24PM
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Mister.F
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yeah yeah! rink snow is quality stuff. Im shreddin it tomorrow cant wait!
Nov 5 2011 11:26PM
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ironic
Posts: 735 - Karma: 104

When you hike for an hour to get in two minutes of skiing.

This is what happened today.

Nov 5 2011 11:29PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 1,165
guilty as well
Nov 6 2011 12:07AM
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NinetyFour
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When you try on your boots at least once a week to make sure they still fit....
Nov 6 2011 12:19AM
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snowedout
Posts: 224 - Karma: 101

when i go from sleeping at night to sleeping during the day and making snow at night

Nov 6 2011 12:27AM
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DR.SHRED
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all your freinds are going out to hit a patch of snow the size or your backyard and youre stuck at home rehabing an acl and make gloves out of rabbits that you shot
Nov 6 2011 12:29AM
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ben-jamm-in
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^
Nov 6 2011 1:20AM
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Patroni
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i can swing that
Nov 6 2011 1:41AM
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2_fadez
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ok, maybe i enjoyed that A LITTLE
Nov 6 2011 12:40PM
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Milksteak
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YOU KNOW YOU DID.
Nov 6 2011 2:10PM
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