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CAUGHT A MOUSE

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theabortionator
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Just caught another mouse! I'm good at this. I caught one with a bread crumbs container a couple years ago, dove across the kitchen and snagged it. Caught this one with a toaster and a donuts box. Mouse traps don't do shit. Gotta step your game up



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Nov 5 2011 12:49AM
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ryantheconnolly
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amateur stuff. one time we went to our cabin and when we got into the garage, there was a mouse chilling on the ground near our firewood, chopping area. my little brother grabs the axe and chops it in half as it was running away. true story
Nov 5 2011 12:51AM
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theabortionator
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Word. Here the mice are lightning fast.


Dumbest part is I have a fucking cat. It just eats food and pisses on stuff. Doesn't catch shit.


I was in the process of planning an overly elaborate scheme for catching this one when I snagged him.

Fuck those things.
Nov 5 2011 12:52AM
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why
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true badassery right here
Nov 5 2011 12:53AM
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ryantheconnolly
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heres some inspiration for the future
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Nov 5 2011 12:54AM
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theabortionator
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I think I have that game somewhere.


If I catch another one with only pieces from that game and film it do I win anything?
Nov 5 2011 12:56AM
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Aidan-G
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I'll raise you. BB gun. That's how you take out a mouse
Nov 5 2011 1:17AM
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skia4life91
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my cat cathces the mice, i just kill them
Nov 5 2011 1:24AM
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theabortionator
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my cat has caught a couple before but it just sort of paws at them and then they run away.


Yet it kills other shit and leaves it on the back porch. Like yeah I'm gonna be proud of you for killing some shit and leaving it on the porch when you can't even kill a mouse in the house. Had a chipmunk head with some severed cords chillin on the porch one day. Stupid cat
Nov 5 2011 1:49AM
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General_Ripper
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I like this thread
Nov 5 2011 1:51AM
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steezbox
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That game is so fun. Its just a pain in the ass to set up...
Nov 5 2011 1:57AM
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theabortionator
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get most of it set up and realize shit is missing GRRRRRR
Nov 5 2011 2:04AM
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Crispy.
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Nov 5 2011 9:41AM
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act.resist
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I hope you washed your hands :/
Nov 5 2011 12:19PM
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arandomname
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Women....
Nov 5 2011 12:23PM
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SpaghettiWizard
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Proud of you big guy.
Nov 5 2011 12:25PM
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Abc567def
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 at work one of my co workers caught a mouse in a glass cup by scooping it off the floor as it was running by. pretty bad ass
Nov 5 2011 12:25PM
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Steeze_Minister
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that would be epic
Nov 5 2011 12:34PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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it would be cooler if you caught a moose.
Nov 5 2011 12:41PM
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theabortionator
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There are some kicking it around up here. ]Somebody caught one with their car a couple weeks ago.
Nov 5 2011 4:36PM
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Kreech
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I'll raise you: 30-06. That's how you explode a mouse.
Nov 6 2011 12:45AM
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paige.
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Man I've always just grabbed them with my bare hands. Sounds like it's time for me to find a more exciting way.
Nov 6 2011 1:02AM
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J.M
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pics dude...
Nov 6 2011 1:07AM
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theabortionator
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They aren't the easiest things to grab an their fucking fast. Easier to catch it with something or straight up murder it.




Saw another one in the house. Getting a plan of attack in order.
Nov 6 2011 1:08AM
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soulskier
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this makes me want to watch mouse hunt
Nov 6 2011 1:10AM
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J.M
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Nov 6 2011 1:13AM
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SPskier543
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Get a $10 blow dart gun off amazon. I bought one last month for my garage mouse hunting safari adventures and my ktd ratio is 4-0. Not the greatest, but I'm getting super accurate and can hit small objects (mice) from like 25 ft away no problem.
Nov 6 2011 1:33AM
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steezyskier17
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Really?
Nov 6 2011 1:38AM
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JIBpsy^^
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any of you punk asses ever shoot a vole with a grenade launcher? well i have
Nov 6 2011 1:38AM
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theabortionator
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My cousin used to have a really dope one. I should see if he still has it when I see him on turkey day.


That would be fun. Gotta diversify your approaches
Nov 6 2011 1:38AM
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straightlining
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It's a pretty good way to practice your slap shots. just go wind up and let loose on the little fucker
Nov 6 2011 1:44AM
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Gingeski
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Last season my friends and I were skiing, and were on a really slow triple chair at our home mountain and it was about 8-9pm. We looked down from the chairlift and see something running on the snow and realize that it was a mouse. We were not skiing down the trail we saw the mouse was on, but were going to be on the one next to it- the direction the mouse was running. We mentioned it would be funny if the mouse ran out in front of us while skiing. Well, what do you know? It did. We were trying to catch it, which was actually not that hard to do in the middle of a ski trail. With the poor lighting of night skiing, my friend couldn't get a great photo with her phone and her camera was in the car. My jacket had the largest pockets so she shoved it in my pocket and made me ski down the rest of the trail with it while she raced down and ran to her car to get the camera. Here's the picture we got of Charlie.
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Nov 6 2011 7:00PM
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arandomname
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The picture makes that mouse look gigantic.

Nov 6 2011 8:24PM
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Spinoza
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i sniped one with a nike air missile last month.   smushed
Nov 6 2011 9:25PM
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TOUCHE
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are you a cat?
Nov 6 2011 9:28PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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first thing i thought of

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Nov 6 2011 9:28PM
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Gingeski
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Yeah it does, it also makes my mittens look huge. It's just the weird angle that it was taken at. The thing was squirming around quite a bit so it was semi-hard to take a photo
Nov 6 2011 9:33PM
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northeast
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once my friend cut a bat in half with a machete, mid flight.
Nov 6 2011 9:37PM
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theabortionator
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I fucking got rid of another with the toaster, maybe the one from before again.



I love the toaster.



Had my dad drive be across the bridge a mile away so we could throw it where it's not comin back.
Nov 18 2011 8:49AM
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.frenchy
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I have a colony in my basement.
Nov 18 2011 8:51AM
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B.Aussie
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I caught one in my backpakc half way through skiing. Epic stuff
Nov 18 2011 9:33AM
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neutralzombie
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i'm not sure if that's good or bad...
Nov 18 2011 10:25AM
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WestWoods
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One time i was mowing my yard, my dogs were chasing a mouse and It ran underneath my mower.... At first I was like WTF, but then I was like.... what tha FUUUUUCK!
Nov 18 2011 10:32AM
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act.resist
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i found a dead mouse in a toilet the other day it was siiiiiick
Nov 18 2011 10:35AM
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theabortionator
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I'd say it's good. These mice have been a pain in the ass.
Nov 18 2011 10:37AM
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RCookish
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my gramps beat one up with a ministick
mice best be staying out of my basement
Nov 18 2011 1:57PM
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neutralzombie
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well im fine with catch and release, but it sounds more like they were being thrown to a river.
Nov 18 2011 2:00PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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wanna know the trick????


Don't feed your cat, it will mouse hunt ten times more effectively.

Oh and my maine coon dropped a flying squirrel two nights ago, just saying. Ate the whole thing too, tail included. My cat is more badass than yours /claim.
Nov 18 2011 2:15PM
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SterlingArcher
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Nov 18 2011 2:27PM
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2L208
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the other day i was bootpacking my local ski hill and a mouse was in the tracks ahead of me, i hiked up to him in one of the boot holes in the snow, i caught him off gaurd and picked him up, them i threw him a couple yards in the powder.
Nov 18 2011 2:42PM
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thenightman
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at my cabin we fill a five gallon bucket halfway full with anti-freeze and cut small hole on the brim. Then we take a piece of wood that is cut into a cylinder through the wholes. After that we put some peanut butter in the middle so when the mice try to get the peanut butter the piece of wood spins around and dumps them into the anti-freeze and kills them. We killed like 15 mice last winter with it.
Nov 18 2011 2:47PM
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