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JIBpsy^^
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we all know it and we all hat it. (with some obvious excaptions of course) has anybody disceovred a clever way to triumph over this affliction?
Nov 5 2011 12:17AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,455
The best way to not get whiskey dick is to not get so drunk when you're trying to get laid.
Nov 5 2011 12:20AM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
Herpes.?
Nov 5 2011 12:20AM
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dreadyboy
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Never had it, if I overdo my alcohol I puke then passout
Nov 5 2011 12:25AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
v alid piont. and yea i hav herpes why you hatin? bro

Nov 5 2011 12:26AM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
take the condom off. if not wearing a condom, try to shove your balls into her asshole while simultaneously penetrating her deep and hard. if that doesn't work, go drink more whisky.
Nov 5 2011 1:32AM
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Anathema
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lol@excaptions
Nov 5 2011 2:01AM
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cornholio
Posts: 3952 - Karma: 3,057
methamphetamine dick i've had
whiskey dick no

whiskey aint got shit on me
Nov 5 2011 2:01AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51645 - Karma: 162,278
Do lots of coke.




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Nov 5 2011 2:05AM
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SethLangbauer
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 74
I've never had that problem.
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Nov 5 2011 2:08AM
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Broken_Rides
Posts: 334 - Karma: 224

Tell her to suck your dick and flex your gouch muscle.

Nov 5 2011 2:11AM
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SethLangbauer
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 74
this kids a fuckin nub. what type of username is that? boner on command. work on it man

Nov 5 2011 2:13AM
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Broken_Rides
Posts: 334 - Karma: 224

Here you go bud     http://www.yamaha-motor.com/sport/products/modelhome/12/0/home.aspx

Talking like that, Ima guess your 16 tops.

Nov 5 2011 2:58AM
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SethLangbauer
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 74
does that mean you are < 16 cause you drive a dirtbike? ;)
Nov 5 2011 3:02AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
Whiskey dick is the death of me. I get it all the time when i'm drunk. Once i do get it going though its pretty super but it's still mad hard to nut. Idk just one of those things... Drunk sex is sick and all but sober sex is way better. Like ten fold.
Nov 5 2011 3:06AM
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SethLangbauer
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 74
I'm sorry OP, women these days.... -_-
Nov 5 2011 3:06AM
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theabortionator
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I guess that's an advantage of being a girl. If you get to drunk worst case you get raped. NBD, at least you can still succeed in the process.
Nov 5 2011 3:11AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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hahahaha that is so fucking wrong but i still laughed... because as a guy rape sounds dope... as long as its a girl raping you... with her vagina.

man on girl rape is fucked though, so is guy on guy, not something to joke about.

Shits serious


like the internet


and anonymous








and professional arm wrestling.
Nov 5 2011 3:15AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51645 - Karma: 162,278
That shit isn't serious

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now that shit is serious
Nov 5 2011 3:22AM
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Broken_Rides
Posts: 334 - Karma: 224

Are you hitting on me?

Nov 5 2011 3:23AM
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Conker
Posts: 1379 - Karma: 6
this thread is absolutely ridiculous.
Nov 5 2011 3:51AM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
just take an IV and inject whiskey right into that big vein, trust me it works wonders
Nov 5 2011 3:55AM
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Conker
Posts: 1379 - Karma: 6
whiskey dick is god's way of telling you to stop drinking
Nov 5 2011 4:02AM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
Drunk sex is far better especially when you a real drunk and the girl
Nov 5 2011 10:20AM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
Just let's you do whatever you want to her.
Nov 5 2011 10:21AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
oh my i forgot i made this thread. Anywho whiskey dick killed me last night. i was getting dome in a hottub all jack ed up and i could not get my nut for the life of me. I was bummed i wanted to paint her face white haha. anywho i just remebered looking at a security camera pointing straight at me and the bitch thinking "thank god it doesnt see the fence we hopped" in conclusion a security guard got one hell of a show.
Nov 6 2011 12:57AM
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