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I Got Caught

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pennstater
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So I have been smoking quite a bit at home and today I finally got caught because my mom could see it in my eyes. So, she told my dad and they drug tested me. I filled the cup with half water and my piss was clear but I still failed. Now my parents took away lots of shit and are threatening to test me weekly. What the fuck can I do?
Nov 4 2011 10:33PM
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tds103
Posts: 679 - Karma: 74
not smoke weed...
Nov 4 2011 10:35PM
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[evan]
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Fucking idiot.
Nov 4 2011 10:35PM
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Aidan-G
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I thought this was going to be like "my mom walked in on me jerking it to porn." Much more exciting then weed
Nov 4 2011 10:35PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
get your piss from daycare

..stop smoking. or move out.
Nov 4 2011 10:35PM
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Mcfottley
Posts: 343 - Karma: 39
nothing. just stop smoking... or start cooking meth
Nov 4 2011 10:36PM
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roddy116
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dont smoke weed smart one
Nov 4 2011 10:36PM
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JHendrix
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keep a bottle of piss with you? ....not hard
Nov 4 2011 10:39PM
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Trace.
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 635
It's about time you stepped up your game...heroin doesn't stay in your system as long as alcohol...
Nov 4 2011 10:41PM
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TechnoPotamus
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there isn't a fun or easy answer to that question. just a good thing your parents caught you instead of the cops.

they'll get over it hopefully. get better at not getting caught. don't do it if you're going to be going home anytime after smoking. that's how i never got caught in HS.
Nov 4 2011 10:41PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
hahahah you tried to dilute it? fucking idiot.
Why don't you not be a bitch about it. Sure smoking weed makes you cool but I'm sure you can last without smoking when your 16
Nov 4 2011 10:42PM
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sbhr
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nah diluting that shit works, just gotta find the right ratio
Nov 4 2011 10:48PM
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Abc567def
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No you just get an inconclusive result dumb dumb
Nov 4 2011 10:54PM
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pennstater
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um yeah so i asked my friend and he said i pissed to much compared to the water which i totally did
Nov 4 2011 10:58PM
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scratchproteen
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rookie mistake..

I can't wait till I bust my kid some day for smoking pot...its just one of those steps in teaching life lessons.
Nov 4 2011 10:59PM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
You could try getting caught jerking it to porn and see if that trumps smoking weed, if it doesnt work after several attempts, try getting caught jerking it to your parents banging, SI kids, animals, food, etc
Nov 4 2011 11:09PM
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theJones
Posts: 676 - Karma: 158
sell weed, don't smoke it
Nov 4 2011 11:10PM
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.Emerson.
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Expected a got caught with my ski clothes on thread.

Was dissapointed.
Nov 4 2011 11:11PM
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soulskier
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next time, tell that lady to get a warrant
Nov 4 2011 11:11PM
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powderdrunkie
Posts: 2034 - Karma: 976
Borrow some pee from your sober friend, who is male, then smoke up johnny
Nov 4 2011 11:41PM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,624
Get caught fapping... Hopefully it disturbs enough people so they just forget about your whole weed ordeal
Nov 4 2011 11:43PM
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[Steeze_Please]
Posts: 281 - Karma: 279
They made you get a drug test? Wow that's intense my mom is incredibly strict when it comes to weed but would never get me a drug test that just seems way over the top.
Nov 5 2011 12:03AM
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Deluge
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Fap about the house and get caught
Nov 5 2011 12:07AM
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introvert
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Wow........
Nov 5 2011 12:09AM
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B-runge
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if i have kids and i never get to bust them for smoking pot and then smoke their pot im going to be pissed
Nov 5 2011 12:23AM
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EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 347
tell them to calm down and not to spend over a hundred bucks a month just to make sure you aren't smoking weed. be honest with them and have a legit talk if they are willing to go that eckstreem
Nov 5 2011 12:27AM
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Jahrassicpark
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what do you mean what do I do???! They're providing a house and food and of course other shit, they're your parents do what they say until you move out and have your own life
Nov 5 2011 12:40AM
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TeaJay
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Exact same thing happened to my friend (drug testing etc.). He never let up and managed to convince his parents it wasn't harming him, just something he liked doing in moderation. I'm not saying this is what you should do, because all parents are different. But it worked out for him. His parents are super chill now and sometimes even smoke with us haha...
Nov 5 2011 1:02AM
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JeremyB
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I don't know for you, but parents =/= dictators.
Nov 5 2011 1:03AM
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shocker611
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eckstreem?
Nov 5 2011 1:04AM
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Skibumsmith
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better do this
Nov 5 2011 1:24AM
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KMalinich.
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oil change
Nov 5 2011 1:33AM
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theabortionator
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Coinstar your piggy bank and run away.


that'll teach them a lesson
Nov 5 2011 2:09AM
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Big_Meech
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Are you a mouse? https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/654345/
Nov 5 2011 2:51AM
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Anathema
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pee in her butt
Nov 5 2011 2:53AM
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SethLangbauer
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or the classic wearing my ski outfit in the middle of summer...
Nov 5 2011 2:58AM
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theabortionator
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I lol'd
Nov 5 2011 3:00AM
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ZachMcCarthy1
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tell her it was a dumb mistake and it wont happen again.... most parrents have smoked before to they just don't want you to get caught by he cops so if you do it dont do it in you house and bring a pare of extra clothes to get the smell off. if your eyes go red use eyedrops adn with the pee test if they do it again just make sure you have some one elses pee so the think you stoped
Nov 5 2011 11:09AM
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KravtZ
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just dont smoke you fucking dumbass....It isn't hard to just stop smoking and no one really cares if you dont smoke. More weed for them.
Nov 5 2011 12:24PM
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PJS.
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what the fuck are you talking about?
Nov 5 2011 12:29PM
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howlongcanausern
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at least once. i'd agree.

OP be thankful they caught you before the cops did. cops generally aren't so nice about it.
Nov 5 2011 12:44PM
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emilyiscool
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i dont know why parents get so butthurt over weed, if i had a kid and i caught them id be like WHAT THE FUCK YOUR SMOKING WEED


































...and you didnt share any with me? come to think about it i probably shouldnt be allowed to procreate im terrible with kids
Nov 5 2011 12:45PM
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andstuff
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Haha wow. Drug testing something only bad parents do.
Nov 5 2011 12:45PM
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B-runge
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you shouldnt be allowed to procreate because of how stupid your posts are
Nov 5 2011 12:49PM
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pennstater
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My parents gave me various punishments and what not. However, she also said that I am getting tested on a regular basis. I go to boarding school, and I really have nothing to look forward to in life other than college. I am a sophomore and school sucks. I want to keep smoking at home not at school, but if she continuously tests me I'm fucked, so anyone have any good ways of passing tests on an hours notice?
Nov 5 2011 12:52PM
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PJS.
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should have stopped right here
Nov 5 2011 12:52PM
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B-runge
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quit smoking weed and work on being happy

i dont do that but you should
Nov 5 2011 12:58PM
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rudager
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Just quit smoking, and take up another hobby, something that'll harness brain power, rather than just spin it around on the merry-go-round. Not smoking isn't that hard to stop. I haven't smoked in more than 6 months,
Nov 5 2011 1:18PM
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theabortionator
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Zoo tube.


"This chick was sucking this horses cock and I was moaning wildly fapping almost peeling the skin of it when my mom opened the door." something like that.


Nov 5 2011 4:39PM
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Jeffmnicholas
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i lost
Nov 5 2011 4:41PM
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scratchproteen
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just stop toking man....i'd much rather have my parents trust/respect than be disowned.
Nov 5 2011 9:58PM
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