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Aidan-G
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http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/blog/fourth_place_medal/post/Lindsey-Vonn-is-going-to-homecoming-with-a-15-ye?urn=oly-wp886
Nov 4 2011 8:10PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
your icon is perfectly suited for this thread sir

+k to you
Nov 4 2011 8:13PM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
that would be epic
Nov 4 2011 8:14PM
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123+ski
Posts: 2832 - Karma: 581
thats awesome
Nov 4 2011 8:15PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
lucky bastard!!!
Nov 4 2011 8:29PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
the balls on that guy. huge, leathery balls.
Nov 4 2011 8:30PM
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rockjumper
Posts: 496 - Karma: 13
A fifteen year old kid in Vale is now trying to find roofies for his prom date.
Nov 4 2011 8:32PM
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rockjumper
Posts: 496 - Karma: 13
Excuse me. Homecoming date.
Nov 4 2011 8:33PM
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theabortionator
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Pics of the kid
Nov 4 2011 8:34PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
fuck that, more pics of lindsey vonn

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Nov 4 2011 8:35PM
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*Bird
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Nov 4 2011 8:47PM
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.RYAN66
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vail**
Nov 4 2011 8:50PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51630 - Karma: 162,103
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Nov 4 2011 9:02PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
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Nov 4 2011 9:12PM
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Aidan-G
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Nov 4 2011 9:17PM
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McFellon
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That must get you some crazy GNAR points
Nov 4 2011 9:26PM
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[evan]
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I would guesstimate it at about over 9000.
Nov 4 2011 9:31PM
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chuck_testa
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 52
as I sit here on the computer a kid is going to homecoming with LV. damn...

Nov 4 2011 9:36PM
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e.wait
Posts: 869 - Karma: 1,954
So lucky.
Nov 4 2011 9:37PM
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Deluge
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Props the that kid. Dammit he's lucky
Nov 4 2011 10:18PM
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yeahno
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:O
Nov 4 2011 10:20PM
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Trace.
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 635
Think He'll get lucky?
Nov 4 2011 10:21PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Here's how I see it:

Odds he tries to make a move 1:1.5

Odds it works 1:1000000
Nov 4 2011 10:23PM
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310
He may be taking her to the dance, but I'm gonna marry that woman. She will be mine, oh yes, she will.
Nov 4 2011 10:25PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10627 - Karma: 7,423
lol she coached me a few times back when i raced at buck hill, lucky bastard.
Nov 4 2011 10:40PM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 525
My cousin goes to that academy. i bet he knows this kid. /claim
Nov 4 2011 10:43PM
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jblaski
Posts: 5566 - Karma: 1,078
Damn, I could see her training today from my deck. Should have made the walk over to the hill today!
Nov 4 2011 10:47PM
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steezyskier17
Posts: 181 - Karma: 17
Holy fuck, lucky bastard.
Nov 4 2011 10:58PM
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207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
what a fucking bro
Nov 4 2011 11:29PM
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soulskier
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haha, "Parker is a modern day hero. Thirty hours before the dance he doesn't have a date, then he has the gumption to ask a famous athlete who, amazingly, says yes, and now he's bringing a gold medalist/Sports Illustrated swimsuit model to his homecoming. And not only is he bringing her, but she's excited about it! That, my friends, is the American dream."
Nov 4 2011 11:32PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
there was no dj at the dance and my date got sick at the afterparty
he's going with lindsey vonn
fuck
Nov 4 2011 11:38PM
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caliskigirl
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I'm a girl and I'm still slightly jealous of this kid
Nov 5 2011 12:15AM
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Aidan-G
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Haha the writer knows what's up
Nov 5 2011 4:51AM
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Mr.Turtle
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that kid is the fucking man
Nov 5 2011 4:52AM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
fuck...

Threads for more details.
Nov 5 2011 6:59AM
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gabe.
Posts: 1891 - Karma: 47
now every 15 year old thats ever skied is gonna ask her out....
Nov 5 2011 7:05AM
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straightlining
Posts: 238 - Karma: 139
And now every 15 year old NS'er is going to try and one up the kid by asking sarah burke, Jen Hudak, Megan Gunning, Kaya Turski etc etc
Nov 5 2011 7:24AM
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no_steeze
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that kid has hairy thick veiny robust balls

Nov 5 2011 9:07AM
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ZachMcCarthy1
Posts: 469 - Karma: 432
wait you know the kid??
Nov 5 2011 11:00AM
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ZachMcCarthy1
Posts: 469 - Karma: 432
wait you know the kid??
Nov 5 2011 11:00AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
you're kidding right.
no where was there any possible way to connect me to him but you pulled it off
Nov 5 2011 11:38AM
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ZachMcCarthy1
Posts: 469 - Karma: 432
shit sory i read it wrong i thought you said sumtin else
Nov 5 2011 11:40AM
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Stickity
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lol it happens
Nov 5 2011 11:41AM
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NJurkiewicz
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shit i am so jelly of this kid! threads for more info...
Nov 5 2011 11:46AM
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Laurent.
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Horrible fit on the shirts and pants.

Nov 5 2011 3:48PM
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Pool.
Posts: 2820 - Karma: 662
what a boss
Nov 5 2011 4:10PM
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PopsicleStand
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so you're saying there's a chance!

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Nov 5 2011 4:20PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Finally. I was waiting for somebody to cash in that setup. +k to you sir
Nov 5 2011 4:58PM
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GBS
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 33
Holy fucking shitty titty balls!

That Parker guy should get some!
Nov 5 2011 5:38PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
heres how his night went.

2 hours before pickup; rager.

1 hour before pickup; rager.

30 minutes before pickup; fap.

25 minutes before pickup; rager.

Repeat throughout night.
Nov 5 2011 5:57PM
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AbeFroman
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It's like trying to borrow a dollar, getting turned down, and asking for 50 grand instead.
Nov 5 2011 6:14PM
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