little story:
This one day this 13 year old kid, basically what you described, tried to convince me and my coach that thugs actually ski. We kept on telling him he was wrong. He goes "What about Jon(one of our friends), he's a thug" I just look at him and say "Jon is super religious, doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, and a whole bunch of other religious type things, he just wears baggy clothes cause they're comfortable" This kid goes on for a while, my coach finally looks at him and goes "WHOLY SHIT! THUGS LIVE IN THE GHETTO, DEAL COKE, AND KILL PEOPLE! SHUT UP!" I found it funny.