Replying to Adding insult to injury

ok so on monday, i was skateboarding to class and i tried to ride over the curb as i was crossing the street. it was just a little to high for the wheels so when i hit it i flew off and landed on my elbow, breaking my arm. i turned around just in time to see a truck run over my skateboard which had rolled back into the street.

the last time i broke a bone, i was 10 and i stepped on a bee hive while playing hide and go seek. i ran full speed down a hill with at least half the hive chasing me and i almost got away until i tripped at the bottom and fell off a 4 foot retaining wall onto my wrist, breaking it. then the bees caught up and stung me multiple times.

so ns, what are some of your unfortunate injuries that just go from bad to worse?