Replying to Preventing Earthquakes Conspiracy

This is the newest conspiracy, the US government can prevent earthquakes if they wanted to. wanna know how? by employing a sheep's bladder.
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Through my glasses glare
you'll see savoir faire
beneath my icy stare
I've got a retainer
Maybe I'm the physics main event
maybe I'm the chem club president
maybe even Texas Instruments
thinks that I'm coplanar
If you're up
and if you want
a piece of me
wave goodbye and
blow a kiss
'Cause you can't handle this
-Five Iron Frenzy