Member of the Month

hi_vis360
December, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

mommy?

profile picture
canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29

'dont get her pussy skis. get her man skis. if she cant use man skis, then she shouldnt be skiing, she should be waiting at home while you ski, moisting her vaginal lips for your hungrey cock.'

dont get me wrong.

you used to be hilarious, i mean i dont know what it is. it's like the past little while everything you say is annoying and uninventive. What happened dude? everything you say is useless and random. You should bounce now dude, while your still kind of on top.

obviously other people think differently then me, and feel free to burn me for it.

AND I'm also concious of the fact that this is a useless thread. but mommy... dude... somethings gotta change

love

me
___________________
B
Aug 27 2004 11:31AM
0 0
profile picture
ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
OH YOU BASTARD> STEVE IS GONNA BE PIIIIIISSED ABOUT THIS ANNOYING, USELESS POST!!!!
____________________
'the paris hilton video was terrible..it was all inferred and shit. it was like tom clancy was fucking her or something.' mommy
Aug 27 2004 11:35AM
0 0
profile picture
1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
swssshhhhhh happy thoughts


-Ryan
Aug 27 2004 12:20PM
0 0
profile picture
Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
shut up snowlerblader


Why do black people dislike me? If it wasn't for white dudes they would still be slaves.

And I'm sure I would own a few.
Aug 27 2004 12:39PM
0 0
profile picture
nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
that is the worst post ever, i shouldnt even comment on this shit, who gives a fuck




GO SOX
REALLY REALLY RIDICLOUSlY gOOD LOOKING
Aug 27 2004 1:23PM
0 0
profile picture
Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
i agree with canon

____________________

df clothing
skoot4lyfe
Aug 27 2004 1:30PM
0 0
profile picture
canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
bahahhaah, this is hilarious.... if your so astounded about my stupidity, just let her die! i had something to say and i said it...i love you phrosty


___________________
B
Aug 27 2004 1:30PM
0 0
profile picture
KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
scooter kid you have no say in this AT ALL go play with your penis or something..



-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
Aug 27 2004 1:31PM
0 0
profile picture
cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
woah, this dude should get his neck checked out





****

//KAW RAW//
//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
Aug 27 2004 1:32PM
0 0
profile picture
brody
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 12
chewy?


-------------------

Gory,Gory, What a Helluva way to die
With a bayonet up yer ass
And a bullet in your eye
Aug 27 2004 2:19PM
0 0
profile picture
skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
those granola bars are good, but too small

-Brady


if i went on porn more than NS my penis would eb a bloody mess- Ellerman
Aug 27 2004 2:26PM
0 0
profile picture
fuck elvis
Posts: 993 - Karma: 86
that baby has a goiter




(\___/)
(=';'=)
('')_('')
Aug 27 2004 2:33PM
0 0
profile picture
arsenal601
Posts: 1590 - Karma: 12
i like your rabbit^
Aug 27 2004 2:36PM
0 0
profile picture
fuck elvis
Posts: 993 - Karma: 86
kitty




(\___/)
(=';'=)
('')_('')
Aug 27 2004 2:49PM
0 0
profile picture
mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
every artist has an off day.

tinkpigers
Aug 27 2004 2:58PM
0 0
profile picture
DAMICO
Posts: 2645 - Karma: 12
nice^

**********************************************************************
Funny Bundy Quotes:

'Peg, is there any reason this cactus is where my alarm clock should be?'

'Remember our motto: We ain't got it.'

'We all have to live with our disappointments... I have to sleep with mine.'

'People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision.'
Aug 27 2004 4:50PM
0 0
profile picture
AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
mommy i love you


'Surrender pronto, or we will level toronto.'- Canadian Bacon
Aug 27 2004 4:53PM
0 0
profile picture
rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18

-----------------------------------------------

'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
Aug 27 2004 4:58PM
0 0
profile picture
SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
Say Car RamRod!!!




Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. She hates guys, Pete lamented, so it’s not going good. Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.
-kamikaze
Aug 27 2004 5:56PM
0 0
profile picture
Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
awww I forgot.


Why do black people dislike me? If it wasn't for white dudes they would still be slaves.

And I'm sure I would own a few.
Aug 27 2004 5:59PM
0 0
profile picture
ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
i wrote it on the paper!
____________________
'the paris hilton video was terrible..it was all inferred and shit. it was like tom clancy was fucking her or something.' mommy
Aug 27 2004 6:03PM
0 0
profile picture
bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
yep..as previously stated. who the fuck cares what mommy says. it's either funny or you don't remember it.....oh well. he's had more than enough quality content to become a legend. and as we all know from 'Feild of Dreams'

'Heros die, but Legends live forever!!!!'


[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]
I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack
Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack
Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy
Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity
I'm paying a good buck
So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck
When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is
Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
Aug 27 2004 8:26PM
0 0
profile picture
kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
you arcot ramathorn, me rod farva, car ramrod, you get it, ramrod
Aug 27 2004 8:34PM
0 0
profile picture
bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
YOU DIDN'T SAY IT, I EVEN WROTE IT ON THE PAPER!

yea...i know......


[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]
I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack
Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack
Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy
Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity
I'm paying a good buck
So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck
When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is
Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
Aug 27 2004 8:45PM
0 0
profile picture
alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 411
that kid looks too happy for a neck like that

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...

Live. Breath. Dream. Ski.
Aug 27 2004 8:48PM
0 0
profile picture
bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
i looked like that as a baby and i turned out alright, he'll grow into his baby fat


[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]
I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack
Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack
Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy
Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity
I'm paying a good buck
So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck
When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is
Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
Aug 27 2004 8:49PM
0 0
profile picture
alpinecowboy84
Posts: 3120 - Karma: 25
i dont' think anything he's ever said was funny, because i always knew he was trying to.



you should be so lucky as to be reading this.
Aug 27 2004 9:06PM
0 0
profile picture
pat-rickdaigle
Posts: 8556 - Karma: 1,020
mommy i still would have your children, if it was possible.


I AM A SKIER.
Aug 27 2004 9:08PM
0 0
profile picture
bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
alpine cowboy, you wouldn't say something funny if you didn't intent on it to be funny, unless you were funny as in idiot-funny (bush and kerry and any of those people who are just talking out of their asses). i'm sorry but, finding someone not funny because they try to be funny is like not eating mac & cheese because it tried to be mac & cheese.


[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]
I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack
Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack
Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy
Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity
I'm paying a good buck
So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck
When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is
Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
Aug 27 2004 10:46PM
0 0
profile picture
jibtastic
Posts: 4391 - Karma: 67
they'd probly be ugly kids. look at his icon.



------------------
that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'the 06 PE's will have tiny spinners for rivits.
' mommy on the blingiest skis ever, the 06 PE's.
Aug 27 2004 11:40PM
0 0
profile picture
SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
oh yeah little patrick/mommys runnin' around that'll be funny to see
-------------------

I are Drummer
Aug 28 2004 3:23AM
0 0
profile picture
proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
id buy it
Aug 28 2004 12:10PM
0 0
profile picture
danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,833
what are you on, mommys still got it (and im not sucking up like some of you fucks)

not you eastcoastdestruction




-dan-
Aug 28 2004 2:45PM
0 0
profile picture
mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
im like the fuckin funniest guy in the world. internet wise.

tinkpigers
Aug 28 2004 4:18PM
0 0
profile picture
ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
yeah i agree^

-Tim Light-



I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.
-Skiierman
Aug 28 2004 4:22PM
0 0
profile picture
mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
im super cocky, too.

tinkpigers
Aug 28 2004 8:07PM
0 0
profile picture
What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
changed with the icon....lost the boner rossi icon, lost the touch
_________________________________________
1. Cover your stump before you hump.
2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat.
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.
14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
Aug 28 2004 8:19PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-5)