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moose + car = i didn't know that would happen

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nut
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Someone forwarded these pictures to me. All i know about them is: 'The following pictures are of a moose that went through a car's windshield this month near South River, Ontario. The VERY lucky woman driver ended up with
just a broken wrist'






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Aug 27 2004 10:58AM
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LeBlanc
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Holy shit...yeah the driver is very lucky



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Aug 27 2004 11:01AM
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WONTON
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holy moly...poor moose



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Aug 27 2004 11:02AM
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WONTON
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dammit..she killed bullwinkle.



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Aug 27 2004 11:03AM
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twix_182
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damn, did the moose like fall from a cliff onto the car or sumthing?


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Aug 27 2004 11:24AM
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bobdole
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my parents friends were driving around that area in a little corrola(sp?)and they hit a moose and they coun't move cuz it was on top of them and they had like moose hair in there mouth and shit. there were in the hospital for a while after that...




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Aug 27 2004 11:31AM
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holy shit




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Aug 27 2004 11:39AM
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Holy Fucking shit!. Thats crazy



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Aug 27 2004 11:56AM
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Papa
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ya man, well think about it, that moose probably weighs as much as that car very easily sometimes more when you get a small car like the one in the picture, alot of times if you aren't going as fast they'll get up and walk away after totalling your car, happened to my friend, and where most injuries come from is when they're dieing they kick and thats when the people in the car get infected, they also shit and piss themselves when they die and alot of people get infections in there wounds..........i'm in school to be a paramedic, i saw it this year






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Aug 27 2004 12:20PM
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1212j5j5
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the moose usually take the roof right off the car.


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Aug 27 2004 12:26PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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i used to have one of a deer that got lodged in the windsheild.





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Aug 27 2004 12:33PM
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rynmartn
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when I hit a dear and did about 5 flatspins on the ground then got up and ran away


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Aug 27 2004 1:09PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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yeah I've seen fairly small deer that have compeltly trashed a car


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Aug 27 2004 1:12PM
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skibunnie
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my dads friend hit a moose a couple of years ago and died. and then they had to kill the moose cause it was hurt.
Aug 27 2004 1:25PM
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stixonmtholly
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Moose Burgers anyone??


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Aug 27 2004 1:38PM
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Lateralis
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and thats just a little bull, a full grown one would of done even more damage, even transports get royally fucked up when they hit a moose, its some scary shit ive almost hit one a few times


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Aug 27 2004 5:11PM
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Capurnicus
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don't run into mooses, problem solved

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Aug 27 2004 7:27PM
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nilzlet
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free food. there ya go. Were i go in maine on vacation, someone hit a mouse on a motercycle going pretty fast and died.



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Aug 27 2004 7:32PM
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nilzlet
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*moose



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Aug 27 2004 7:32PM
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LittleDevil720
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ya we have to many moose accidents, most people die or are severly hurt, or jsut are fine. The moose are dumb fuckers
Aug 27 2004 8:51PM
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mommy
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moose a visious, no doubt. i saw we exterminate them all. i once saw a video of some canadian being trampled by a moose in front a bank. nobody did anything to help him.

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Aug 27 2004 9:02PM
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TheWorst
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poor moose... fuckin stupid ass woman wasnt paying attention! she should of died instead of the moose!
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Aug 27 2004 9:17PM
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Aug 27 2004 9:45PM
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west
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Poor moose.




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Aug 27 2004 9:52PM
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freeze_pooter
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well its legs r so long that most of the mass(the body) is hittin the windshield so look out for the meeses
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Aug 27 2004 10:04PM
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arsenal601
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hoho holy shit
Aug 27 2004 10:05PM
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Lateralis
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you dont know where they are, they just pop out of nowhere when they see the lights


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Aug 27 2004 11:36PM
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Jasmine
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wow that car got prty wrecked. poor moose.



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Aug 28 2004 7:08AM
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LittleDevil720
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fuck the moose, there way to many of them up where i live, and youd rather let an ignorant moose who doesnt know right from wrong live, then an innocent person??

so say you hit a moose, would you want to live or die?, i for one would want to live, whoever wants to die instead of a dumbass moose, has issues..


Aug 28 2004 9:34AM
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asac
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oh my god, that poor poor car.





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Aug 28 2004 10:04AM
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haha thats fuckin insane



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Aug 28 2004 10:05AM
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proZach
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haha. poor car. haha.
Aug 28 2004 10:05AM
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WHAT! THAT moose shoulda torn the car apart with out even flinching damn shes fucking lucky

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Aug 28 2004 10:18AM
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god damn
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Aug 28 2004 11:00AM
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Lateralis
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plus you get to keep the meat after too if you want and if it hasnt spoiled yet


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Aug 28 2004 11:17AM
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LittleDevil720
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true that^
Aug 28 2004 3:45PM
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Jaskittin
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Yeah, one time we were driving up the canyon to big sky at night, and we came upon an almost dead moose in the middle of the road, still twitching and everything, and the guy that hit it was standing over it crying. I felt bad for the guy, but we had to get the fucking thing off the road or it wuda caused more crashes, and as we were calling the sherrif, 2 others stop to stare at the scene, and then a gigantic semi stops in the middle of the road to help. Well, it was on a corner, and this car comes screetching around the corner and slams into the semi, and the dumb bitch comes out of her totaled car, crying her ass off, more worried about if her dog is scared or not, more than if she has a ride back into town. Needless to say, it was quite a night.





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Aug 28 2004 6:14PM
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eastAR5
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i feel for that moose
Aug 28 2004 8:42PM
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12ParkRat60
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that fucking totaled the car
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Aug 28 2004 10:04PM
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winterparksuks
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that is gnarly






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Aug 28 2004 10:09PM
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InfernoHits
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I like moose
Aug 28 2004 10:23PM
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ScratchCobra66
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www.wreckedexotics.com awesome site...check it out. thats probably where he got those picutres.

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Aug 28 2004 10:38PM
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r_witt
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thats fuckin sick, it went through the whole car and out the back
wonder what was goin through that poor moose's head, prolly something along the lines of 'oh shit'
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Aug 29 2004 7:13AM
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i wish we had moose...i wanna see one


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Aug 29 2004 8:41AM
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holy shit thats one hard moose

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Aug 29 2004 2:53PM
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holy shit never hit amoose
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Aug 29 2004 4:45PM
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mwhahaha
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man i fuckin hate those bitches up here in ak there is so many of them like everyone has hit one on like my street of 10 houses like 4 years ago my best friend on this streets mom hit one with her minivan killed the car and the van and the person acrost the street hit one this winder and almost broke there back, like 20 years ago my dad hit one in a truck and ran it over it was a baby and last year one ran infront of me and i skidded like 20 feet and it just like fell ontop of my hoot and just sat there for like 30 seconds then got up and walked away theres so frickin many of them here there hasnt been like a week in my whole life that there hasnt been one sleeping in my yard
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Aug 29 2004 5:02PM
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SchweitzerSki
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I've never seen a moose in real life before. only on t.v. so they are rare
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Aug 29 2004 5:06PM
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SchweitzerSki
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where I live
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Aug 29 2004 5:06PM
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RIO
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i worked up at moonlight basin, which is a ski reasort by bigsky. I saw moose everyday driving to work, they are so big, they scare me.
Aug 29 2004 6:04PM
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mwhahaha
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haha iv fed those big ugly bastards apples and out of my hand when i was a kid we had one that like always hung around aur house it had this big narly scar on its side i guess it got hit only one iv ever seen with a scar but i always fed it haha it would like come up on aur porch and it stuck its head in a window once and busted the screen to shit man those were the days haha
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