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You know those days

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ohmythugaim
Posts: 1376 - Karma: 130
when you wanna just choose
To not get out of bed, you're lost in your head again
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
not really, sorry
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ohmythugaim
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kthnx
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soulskier
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np
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iFlip
Posts: 4544 - Karma: 19,145
not really, not sorry
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
one time i got a girl's attention in class by furiously masturbating while stamping my feet and snorting like a horse. when i busted a nut i put my hands on a desk and donkey kicked her out of her chair. we've been in love ever since. just thought you should be aware.



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ryantheconnolly
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you play the game but you gotta cut cuz youre coming down hard your joints are off stud
I tried to say that's not the only way I never knew if I could convince myself to change

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soulskier
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Sometimes ... when you cry ... no one sees your tears... Sometimes... when you are in pain... no one sees your hurt... Sometimes... when you are worried.... no one sees your stress...Sometimes ... when you are happy ... no one sees your smile ......But try masturbating in Walmart parking lot just one fucking time & see how much fucking attention you get.
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
im so stressed from school right now and it so hard to wake up knowing i will have 3 more projects assigned every day. i just take a hot tub every night and that will chill me out
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KANGAROOJACK
Posts: 361 - Karma: 59
no idea man.
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
also smoking but i find I'm not very productive when i do haha
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
wtf is that thread?

I love newschoolers
13 years ago
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,266
this one time at band camp me and my friends got together with some midgets and had a jerk circle in the garden.

it was a real good time
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
ya but everything is annoying claim threads that aren't funny
13 years ago
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
ill just leave this here for everyone
13 years ago
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Benji.
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KANGAROOJACK
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i put this on facebook, if i get any bitches from it i'll let you know.

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