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BRIGHTON SKI RESORT UTAH QUESTION?

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THill
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Does anyone know if they have any jibs up yet or anything or will be getting some preseason ones up? cause know the last few years they have. I want to go up saturday if their is.
Nov 1 2011 7:59PM
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SFBv420.0
Posts: 2539 - Karma: 3,124

Just don't let it stop you from doin sumthin good today

and guess what what you rate me as = not a flying fuck is given

So whose your favorite pokeykid????

Nov 3 2011 12:23PM
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loganimlach
Posts: 5132 - Karma: 14,054
i think that helpfull+420kBRO may be my new favorite NS member. nobody has made me laugh like this in a while.

(at you BRO, not with you)
Nov 3 2011 12:27PM
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*Nickdel*
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Nov 3 2011 12:38PM
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SFBv420.0
Posts: 2539 - Karma: 3,124

YO LITTLE J

You do know there is real mountains and "REAL cliffs and real gnar pretty close by and them damn meanie park crew guys don't go there

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PM THE CCREWSOLIDER WHEN YOU ARE READY TO SKI THE "REAL" shizz

SON

Nov 3 2011 12:55PM
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jKutcher
Posts: 3936 - Karma: 4,260
Don't you have a job?
Nov 3 2011 1:13PM
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LeoSpaceman
Posts: 569 - Karma: 44
i'm just curious, have you seen much of LJ skiing from this year? i thought his segment in the poor boyz movie was pretty good, a decent amount of powder stuff for such a "park rat" or whatever it was that you called him.

and we are on a website called NEWSCHOOLERS after all...
Nov 3 2011 1:14PM
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Milksteak
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Are you like...50?
Nov 3 2011 1:16PM
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eheath
Posts: 61648 - Karma: 123,472
im so confused about whats going on right now. thread being trolled by 50 year old? or his 13 year old kid?
Nov 3 2011 1:17PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
hhahahahaha. This is soooooo funny.
Nov 3 2011 1:19PM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,011
woke up, came onto NS while eating my breakfast and this is the first gem I clicked on.


Thank you for starting my day off right, now I think I may go outside and do some jibbing due to the snow falling from the sky.
Nov 3 2011 1:38PM
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Bittner
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so much confusion
Nov 3 2011 1:39PM
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SFBv420.0
Posts: 2539 - Karma: 3,124

I tought the six year old buffalo solider dog to post and this is what happens

 ban him

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do you haz a dog???

or did you eat him like everything else????

feel free to rent a chickmagnet pooch to get laid

may not work 4 you though

you're a tough one

Nov 3 2011 2:13PM
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STAUSS
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NO DOGS IN THE CANYON.
Nov 3 2011 2:17PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
You're on a fucking roll today.


Say something about me! Do it!
Nov 3 2011 2:35PM
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SFBv420.0
Posts: 2539 - Karma: 3,124

HG Skis: Octobrrr from HG Skis on Vimeo.

This is a pretty good vidyy specially the beginin if it's you

cept if you're wearin army camo you didn't earn by dealin with the mindfuck and servin the uncle

U=wanna be tons of guns thuggie poseuer

Nov 3 2011 2:45PM
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zerospinskier
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So far this year, any thread with the word "Brighton" in it =

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It's gonna be a fun year!!
Nov 3 2011 3:03PM
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eheath
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i still dont understand whats going on, how did i become a part of this thread at all.


and who has a dog at age 22? seems irresponsible.
Nov 3 2011 3:12PM
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PBraunstein
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the granola eater just has some intimate affliction for you.

and i think the funniest park about it is that you could ski his crunchy ass under the table any day of the week. and your half the age and twice the man.




oh man.. i kind of made my self lelz on that one
Nov 3 2011 3:17PM
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AwR
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 1,881
im just so thrown off by his speech....and why he is mad at everyone.
Nov 3 2011 3:20PM
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YewTard
Posts: 619 - Karma: 196
A 2 page angry Brighton thread in the Utah forum, and now another in SG. Kinda funny considering Brighton's rep as one of the most laid back mtns in the Wasatch. This thread is hilarious and is helping me pass the time at work, please carry on...
Nov 3 2011 3:24PM
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BrownBomber
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Nov 3 2011 3:26PM
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SFBv420.0
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of course i'n not cereal you kids really take the etubez serious business like

me and edouble heathbar crunch and pbclownboy is gonna ski the crows feet this season

on shrooms

LJ If you don't go back they win.

MAN UP AND REPESENT SON

i gots your back if it happens again I'LL HAVE DODGE BITCHSLAP EM

and if you get all buthurt again

I'll get peaches and the fire cheif dawg

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to bring the WHHHHHAAAAAAMMMbalance

 and milk and cookies and prep h 4 your Litte butthurtbum

BRO

Nov 3 2011 3:40PM
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Leeyum
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dildos...
Nov 3 2011 3:44PM
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loganimlach
Posts: 5132 - Karma: 14,054
DUDE, what the fuck is going on in here?
Nov 3 2011 3:46PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
just the internet at its finest..
Nov 3 2011 3:52PM
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twsnow22
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readability score = 0
Nov 3 2011 3:55PM
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SFBv420.0
Posts: 2539 - Karma: 3,124
Its what Al Gore and GOD wants
Nov 3 2011 3:59PM
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jKutcher
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Nov 3 2011 4:06PM
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SFBv420.0
Posts: 2539 - Karma: 3,124
Nov 3 2011 4:11PM
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afterbang_me
Posts: 385 - Karma: 152
mind = blown
Nov 3 2011 4:39PM
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djikstra
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 6,014
I'm having a blast! this is hilarious. please continue
Nov 3 2011 4:46PM
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YewTard
Posts: 619 - Karma: 196
We should all get together and talk thia out over some Cobra Dogs (who will be serving beer this season!). SFB- my treat.
Nov 3 2011 4:49PM
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djikstra
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 6,014
sorry to double post but I can't help think of this thread: https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/650462/ while reading all of this. k bye
Nov 3 2011 4:50PM
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Dntel.
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I'm cracking up in class right now. best thread in SG in some time, wish i could contribute to the madness.
Nov 3 2011 5:02PM
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eheath
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i am convinced i know this person claiming to be 50 but hes a 20 something person living in slc.... who are you!
Nov 3 2011 5:21PM
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danbrown
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its me lol
Nov 3 2011 5:32PM
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eheath
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wait what. theyre gonna serve BEER on the mountain? holy fuck
Nov 3 2011 5:32PM
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jksl
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whoa whoa whoa hold the phone....

seriously?

while this is pretty cool and convenient i feel as though it will be more financially wise to walk to the 711 and buy there.
Nov 3 2011 5:35PM
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eheath
Posts: 61648 - Karma: 123,472
yeah, if pc's management has anything to say about it, itll be mad expensive and you probably cant leave the seating area.... that'll be hard to enforce on gaper day.
Nov 3 2011 5:36PM
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Milksteak
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. Yessssss.
Nov 3 2011 6:41PM
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GayWolf420
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eheathcrunchbar? Fucking golden.
Nov 3 2011 6:43PM
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STAUSS
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I will also be selling beer out of my van in the Brighton parking lot.  not to the 420+ k guy though cause who knows what will happen if we feed him alcohol. 
Nov 3 2011 7:20PM
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twsnow22
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awesome foresight...
Nov 3 2011 9:05PM
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SFBv420.0
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why yes I do i pimpand rep and sell gear and photos

and I'm so fuckin good at it i dont even need to clog my sig with spancer links

kid

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=

mindblown with the possibilities of non speed scrubbin slarveability of such a uberpowtool

but I'm sure you and your 4 brahs interested in 9 year olds are busy jib doink huckin spinny hardpack and nonsnow surfaces cobradoggin it up in park shitty and never have ridden a spat or rr in over the shoulder blower

lj ever trip and ski??

pretty much yearly for me hace hongos brosephus

SoliSplatulating from Skifishbum on Vimeo.

Nov 3 2011 11:01PM
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TWoods
Posts: 10014 - Karma: 8,386
For a minute I considered getting rid of helpful420 when the posts seemed to turn to obnoxious trolling. but he's too much fun.

Is your vernacular an internet personality or has all the tripping added up to this?

Keep fighting the good fight. Hope to see you out there this season.
Nov 3 2011 11:12PM
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loganimlach
Posts: 5132 - Karma: 14,054
no man, you can't get rid of him. i'm desperately seeking to decipher this fucked up dialect he's created.
Nov 3 2011 11:32PM
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skiminnesota
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SFB you need to keep posting on NS. This is hilarious.
Nov 3 2011 11:49PM
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CassiusClay
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Nov 4 2011 12:11AM
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SFBv420.0
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aint fity yet

i'm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/classic/gallery/fourthdoctor/23.shtml

thats

is u's

Nov 4 2011 12:31AM
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SFBv420.0
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YO JD OR EL GATO OR YOU ARE MOD OR GREENIEBROS

I THOUGHT WE WERE NIXIN THE 7TH GRADE UNORIGINAL 4CHAN RETARTOKIDS OBUMMER MEMES

MODERATION CONSULAR  REQUEST

Nov 4 2011 12:37AM
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