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The Most Dangerous Parkour Ever- VIDEO

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mastaj55555
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=P_p3wagvIQI

This kid will not live long...
Oct 30 2011 7:18PM
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dave44
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Those rooftop ledge flips were fucking insane.
Oct 31 2011 12:21AM
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Deezy
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fuckin pussy
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all he did was a few stupid flips and climbs.
cool you can do a chinup... on a crane.

the only thing is his fatigue level during his climbs, if it drops too low his arms can give out with little warning.

but still dope, props and i hope he stops soon and gets some sort of education.
Oct 31 2011 12:26AM
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mastaj55555
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Just for the record, I never said this video was the most technical parkour ever... Obviously you would never try something very technical at a high risk area 40 stories up.  It's just the most dangerous (and most stupid) version of parkour (or stunts, whatever you wanna call it) I have ever seen, since one mistake anywhere and you're dead.  Bottom line, kid's gonna die.
Oct 31 2011 1:34AM
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mastaj55555
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I do, however, really dig the assassin's creed esque bridge shot at the beginning
Oct 31 2011 1:37AM
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Bamjam
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Being his filmer must be so stressful.
Oct 31 2011 1:50AM
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jfxphoto
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Sorry for the old bump but this! ^^^

Dude... I just missed that flip on the side of a 300ft building. You're going to have to do it again man, sorry.
Nov 2 2011 9:28PM
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Stang*
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dude i got sweaty palms just watching, can you imagine if his mom saw this vid?!?!
Nov 2 2011 9:42PM
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SSteezle
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holy shit. i'd wish him luck but in reality i'd be surprised if he's still alive
Nov 2 2011 11:46PM
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bangarangmules
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yea if i had to guess, i'd say he is no longer alive.
Nov 2 2011 11:59PM
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cow.
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lol did nobody notice one of the songs in the video was called "still alive"
Nov 3 2011 12:02AM
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willy_baller
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wtf???? who seriously just brushes that off.
Nov 3 2011 12:05AM
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BMB
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In soviet Russia, Parkour does u
Nov 3 2011 12:08AM
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jabroni.
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who would have guessed the russians would excel at climbing abandoned buildings?
Nov 3 2011 12:23AM
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Inline.
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You just found an excuse to post that.
Nov 3 2011 2:51AM
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[tk]
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I don't understand his motivation
Nov 3 2011 3:40AM
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cubber
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Exactly this. I've done similar things myself (not to all of his stuff) like climbing radio towers, bridges, cliffs, and didn't bother to film because I am not professional/super styley about doing it. Like this kid, it was cool to watch for a bit but I skipped through it cause really, not that amazing
Nov 3 2011 5:19AM
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mr.rise
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Russian suburbs looks so communist
Nov 3 2011 5:49AM
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CluckaChuck
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lmao,doing flips on the side of a 300ft apartment building is pretty amazing in my eyes. But you do similar things all the time so it doesn't matter I guess.
Nov 3 2011 6:27AM
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mehregan15
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forever.
Nov 3 2011 7:36AM
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Gmart
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this kid is nucking futs, cool video to watch but like everyone else said, he's bound to die soon.
Nov 3 2011 9:03AM
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bo0b
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Oh my god, that first shot is nuts! And he is crazy to do that ledge transfer front flip, holy fuck
Nov 3 2011 9:50AM
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.Blake.
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haha same here, wowzers
Nov 3 2011 10:58AM
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steezeknees
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threads
Nov 3 2011 11:14AM
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hey-dude-its-me
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he also doesn't bother to film it bc it's just so routine for him.
Nov 3 2011 11:40AM
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E@STCO@ST
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threads for when i am home
Nov 3 2011 11:50AM
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GayWolf420
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Meh.
Nov 3 2011 11:51AM
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Mr.Bishop
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Shit man, most people would be capable of that stuff. Its not a question of the difficulty of tricks... its the consequences of where they were performed that is the key.

If you do easy tricks, but one mistake means certain death that has crazy factor associated with it. Because sure... maybe even you are super capable of an easy flip like he does... but would you do it on top of a 25 story building right at the edge?

Are you really that confident in your abilities?

I do think this is stupid though. I had a friend a long time ago who was a super awesome rock climber. He was at a really easy spot one day and decided to free solo (no ropes) a 45' cliff. He'd done it like 200 times before same spot... but right near the top he made one tiny little mistake.

Couldn't get out of it, and fell like 45' to rocks after he couldn't hold on any longer. HIs buddies tried to dig the rocks out but they couldn't manage.

Spent like 6 hours with no morphine as the rescue team had to come get him, was in a coma for a while after that and full recovery was like 3-4 years or something. Fucking nuts.

So yeah... its easy... but when you make a mistake with this kind of consequences you're fucked.
Nov 3 2011 12:32PM
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NoBigDeal
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threads for when im home
Nov 3 2011 1:29PM
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steeze-free_lee
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my mother would totally not condone this type of behaviour
Nov 3 2011 2:19PM
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SeanTom
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since when does climbing tall shit constitute as parkour?

that was ridiculous but srsly
Nov 3 2011 2:24PM
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COskier
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For climbing buildings, google the human spider. Alain something might be his name.
Nov 3 2011 2:52PM
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cubber
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That's why I said not all of the things he did, i can't even flip like that but I might come over there and peek over the edge.
Nov 3 2011 7:00PM
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ironic
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I was scared for the kid's life just watching him.

Nov 3 2011 7:17PM
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infuser
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that scared me shitless just watching it

Nov 3 2011 7:23PM
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Sallabillz
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that wasnt really parkour
that was just some retard russian
Nov 3 2011 7:25PM
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Alehandro
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i finally just realized what "scared me shitless" actually means
Nov 3 2011 7:28PM
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MADDECENT
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Holy fucking shit
Nov 3 2011 7:34PM
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.squirrely.
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the crane was nucking futs. but it would have been much cooler if he had used it to get a mattress out of a pool
Nov 3 2011 8:32PM
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zues
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i sweat watching that kid do that... and pissed my pants... holy balls
Nov 3 2011 9:18PM
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