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The Most Dangerous Parkour Ever- VIDEO

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mastaj55555
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=P_p3wagvIQI

This kid will not live long...
Oct 30 2011 7:18PM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
Oct 30 2011 7:20PM
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Willgum
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Jesus, parkour just got real
Oct 30 2011 7:20PM
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Petersaurusrex
Posts: 1380 - Karma: 80
Сумасшедшие задницы русских.
Oct 30 2011 7:23PM
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dubtwo
Posts: 590 - Karma: 114
parkour is becoming aerials
Oct 30 2011 7:24PM
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dubtwo
Posts: 590 - Karma: 114
but for real, that is so stupid, one missed step and your dead
Oct 30 2011 7:28PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
balls of steel
Oct 30 2011 7:31PM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
the flips I agree with you on.
The climbing is all really easy stuff. Essentially he is just soloing in a city instead of on rock.

This just seems like a darwin award nominee in the making
Oct 30 2011 7:31PM
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JStrathern
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That is the first time I have ever seen someone purposely hang from a crane.. my god
Oct 30 2011 7:31PM
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Willgum
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You've seen someone hanging from a crane before?
Oct 30 2011 7:35PM
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jfxphoto
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Who would encourage their friend to do this??
Oct 30 2011 7:37PM
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GBS
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Holy tits! Thats the sketchiest vid I´ve ever seen, so sick!!!!! But he probably wont live long, poor guy.
Oct 30 2011 7:39PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 512
WHAT THE FUCK
Oct 30 2011 7:40PM
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JStrathern
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People always hang from cranes and other high objects in intense movies
Oct 30 2011 7:41PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
his balls outweigh his brain 10 fold
Oct 30 2011 7:47PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
This.

All the climbing was pretty easy looking. People free solo way harder shit on real rock. Dude is just a gymnast with a lot of balls.
Oct 30 2011 7:50PM
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Deluge
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this. zomg
Oct 30 2011 7:56PM
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Lucas
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 1,575
so fuckin gnarly
Oct 30 2011 7:57PM
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ORDEAL
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I feel like im watching a soviet version of assassins creed. with flips and random flatground gymnastics
Oct 30 2011 7:58PM
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dunkaroos
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how the fuck is he going to 1 up that
Oct 30 2011 7:59PM
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Orrin
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It was amazing at first with the actual parkour but then it changed into mediocre free solo climbing to be honest. It was still fucking ridiculous though.
Oct 30 2011 8:02PM
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thebeesknees
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this
Oct 30 2011 8:02PM
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egg.
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fucked up
Oct 30 2011 8:05PM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542

so stressful to watch

Oct 30 2011 8:11PM
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iFlip
Posts: 4543 - Karma: 19,132
Mark me solidly unimpressed. He did some really easy climbing, he walked on a metal platform with a railing to hold on to (the crane), he did two pullups, he has some poor acrobatic skills...why are people impressed? The one thing I will give him credit for was the flip on the edge of the building. That was cool. The rest of it was a waste of time to watch and stuff that I believe most of NS would be capable of doing.
Oct 30 2011 8:14PM
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Spinoza
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may be cool.    but not worth dying,    and its inevitable
Oct 30 2011 8:14PM
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DayMan
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 8,748
Holy shit. This kid is so retarded. That crane part was sooo crazy. But I guess there really isn't a difference between 40 feet and 400 feet above hard ground because if you fall you are gonna die either way..
Oct 30 2011 8:21PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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holy shit
Oct 30 2011 8:24PM
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Sitch.
Posts: 841 - Karma: 13
this guy has suicidal thoughts !
Oct 30 2011 8:27PM
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e.wait
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the flips on the edge of the building were psychotic.
Oct 30 2011 8:27PM
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steezyskier17
Posts: 181 - Karma: 17
lololololol. No one is on this guy's level.
Oct 30 2011 8:34PM
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LeadThug420
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Imagine being the filmer for that.  Probably so stressful.
Oct 30 2011 8:40PM
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PON3
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I would be more impressed if he actually did some crazy parkour stuff
Oct 30 2011 8:55PM
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
that was scary to watch goodness
Oct 30 2011 9:03PM
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greenman
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not parkour at all. gymnastics and balls (read: stupidity)
Oct 30 2011 10:05PM
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CassiusClay
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He got me, my palms are sweating.
Oct 30 2011 10:35PM
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k-fred
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wait what? most ns could do that? hum i don't think any nser have enough big balls to walk on top of the crane like that(even if we have a railing to hold on). dude just try to do what he tryed without shiting in your pants. if its that easy and most person can do it then why is there only 1 vid of that kind of stuff?

seriously don't play the badass
Oct 30 2011 10:42PM
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Rumi.
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only a russian
Oct 30 2011 10:45PM
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theJones
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I feel bad for him because i know he is going to die.
Oct 30 2011 10:58PM
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Zodiackill
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in_soviet_russia____by_deathsoul_darkwolf-d30u4ep.jpg

Oct 30 2011 10:59PM
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Alehandro
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are you fucking kidding me? he put his life on the line in almost every single stunt in that video...I'm not sure if its because he's retarded or if its because hes got gigantic balls (probably a bit of both) but theres no goddamn way you can belittle what he did by saying "He did some really easy climbing, he walked on a metal platform with a railing to hold on to (the crane), he did two pullups, he has some poor acrobatic skills."

i can almost 100% guarantee that any NSer that values his life would attempt ANY of that shit

that being said i wish this kid the best of luck cause he needs it
Oct 30 2011 11:01PM
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Zodiackill
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Post fail...
Oct 30 2011 11:01PM
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easy.steezy
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http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhG4F1ijD1k&list=PL4C3F8CDABF955EDC&index=8&feature=plpp_video
this is real parkour, but the stuff in the OP was decent at best.  it was mainly just crazy how high up he was, at least in the front flip and the crane walking, although the crane wasn't parkour.  and the solo climbs weren't that hard either. 

Oct 30 2011 11:02PM
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Alehandro
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^wouldnt*
Oct 30 2011 11:02PM
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CatDaddy
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wuttt
Oct 30 2011 11:05PM
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Davy.Crockett
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holy holy
Oct 30 2011 11:11PM
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theBearJew
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not much parkour. alot of not so hard climbs. that kid is going to die
Oct 30 2011 11:33PM
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Inline.
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I hope he doesn't have any family.
Oct 30 2011 11:55PM
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Moosen
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Sweaty palms as well. not really parkour. just big balled stunts!
Oct 31 2011 12:08AM
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3dressedupasa9
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what in the heck
Oct 31 2011 12:14AM
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Stose
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One day he will become this guy

Oct 31 2011 12:16AM
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