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I got glitter on my dick....

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bigskia
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Fuck yeah, where's Andy Samberg when you need him?

Sergio Flores like a boss.

So how's Halloween treating you?


Oct 29 2011 11:45AM
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Trace.
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 635
did you fuck kesha?
Oct 29 2011 12:29PM
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wait.what
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 529
I like to do crafts. I work with glitter quite a bit. Don't worry, I make tough stuff like daggers and skulls. The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you, be prepared to have it on you forever 'cause glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.
Oct 29 2011 12:30PM
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General_Ripper
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lol
Oct 29 2011 12:43PM
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Blindsurfer
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INB4 COOL STORY BRO
Oct 29 2011 12:55PM
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find
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Oct 29 2011 12:56PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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my exgirlfriend prom dress had glitter on it and by the end of the night there was just glitter everywhere.
Oct 29 2011 12:57PM
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theabortionator
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Pics or it didn't happen
Oct 29 2011 1:58PM
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EastCoast315
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I woke up this morning with more money than I left with.
And I think I got into a fight, because my knuckles fucking hurt.
Oct 29 2011 2:44PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
so true.
Oct 29 2011 2:51PM
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theabortionator
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I hate glitter. You cant get rid of it. Somebod bumps into you and you have glitter for the next 4 days



Anyone ever get a piece on their nose?


Shit will fuck your depth perception
Oct 29 2011 2:55PM
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SkiThe603
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Haha good job mate
Oct 29 2011 5:11PM
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*SNO*
Posts: 2575 - Karma: 925
ahahaha
Oct 29 2011 5:12PM
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neutralzombie
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ripped my joke right from my mouth, or kesha's... well. yeah. either you banged kesha, or you went to a german sparkle party. either way. ...
Oct 29 2011 5:13PM
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FerrisBueller
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andy sangberg would be a good friend holy fuck my god poop
Oct 29 2011 5:16PM
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Blindsurfer
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lolwut
Oct 31 2011 11:14AM
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.R-Lohin
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Be prepared to try to jerk that glitter off everytime in the shower
Oct 31 2011 2:01PM
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B.Aussie
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This reminds me of that cheetos joke.
Nov 1 2011 4:44AM
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MilfHunter777
Posts: 248 - Karma: 31
hands mad dry, need lotion or something, borrow sister lotion, go out in public, hot bitch points out you have glitter all over. Fuck
Nov 1 2011 9:00AM
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MilfHunter777
Posts: 248 - Karma: 31
hands mad dry, need lotion or something, borrow sister lotion, go out in public, hot bitch points out you have glitter all over. Fuck
Nov 1 2011 9:00AM
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Oldmann1584
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how andy samberg feels about that story
Nov 1 2011 10:26AM
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