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EC-Tom
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Alright, I've just become so fed up with people these days, so here goes my little rant.

Alright, so these fat pieces of shit that live in my town are suing McDonalds, because the food there is too fatty. Now, first thing first, NO BODY FUCKING TELLS YOU TO EAT MCDONALDS YOU FAT FUCK, why don't you go grab a celery stick or something.

Now,as a result of there fuckin bullshit lawsuit, McDonalds might have to remove their 'Super Size' from the menu.

I'm not ranting about this because I love mcdonalds or anything, I just think its retarted that people can sue for anything these days. I mean seriously, not in any way shape or form should mcdonalds be sued.





-Tom
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Aug 26 2004 8:35AM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
fear not. our precious mcdonalds have a group of elite slime they call corporate lawyers to save our ever so loved biggie size. Go beat the fuck out of a fat person today!


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Aug 26 2004 8:37AM
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EC-Tom
Posts: 2572 - Karma: 12
^ lets do it


-Tom
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Aug 26 2004 8:38AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
why do fat people have to blame everything but their own for their extremely bad choices... just sickens me...



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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

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Aug 26 2004 8:52AM
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east_american
Posts: 280 - Karma: 13
Do you know how much money they made?

Aug 26 2004 8:56AM
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east_american
Posts: 280 - Karma: 13
If they made a lot I'm gonna get fat and sew!
Aug 26 2004 8:58AM
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EC-Tom
Posts: 2572 - Karma: 12
now lets see, you are gonna get fat a sew. what are you gonna sew, some clothes so you can fit into them. ITS SUE YOU RETARD


-Tom
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Aug 26 2004 9:43AM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
yea, they are mentally retarded.they knew they'd get fat. cant they see themselves getting fatter, i mean cmon, they could have stoped at anytime. Maybe ill sew pringles for finding a broken chip in the can. my god


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Aug 26 2004 9:55AM
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EC-Tom
Posts: 2572 - Karma: 12
haha another stupid incident was when a lady burned her lip on her coffee at Dunkin' Donuts. She sued for burning a lip. I mean really, you want them to serve mildly warm coffee. not to mention the cap says 'contents hot, sip carefully'


-Tom
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Aug 26 2004 9:57AM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
yea, ppl rnt the brightest


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Aug 26 2004 9:58AM
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homestead
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 11
no, not the biggie size

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Aug 26 2004 10:00AM
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homestead
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 11
just because some people eat this as an appetizer, when it was really two peoples meals



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Aug 26 2004 10:10AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ omg that looks sooooo good.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Aug 26 2004 10:25AM
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Jasmine
Posts: 1489 - Karma: 10
haha remember when someone tried to sue mcdonald's for spilling their coffee and losing their psychic powers?



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Aug 26 2004 10:28AM
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EC-Tom
Posts: 2572 - Karma: 12
^haha not clearly but please go on!


-Tom
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Aug 26 2004 10:33AM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
i want to here a story, i do, i do, tell me, please, i will give you a penny
Aug 26 2004 11:11AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
didnt they get rid of supersize like 2 months ago?

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Aug 26 2004 11:45AM
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Crow
Posts: 1525 - Karma: 10
yeah, i thouhgt they already got rid of the supersize thing






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Aug 26 2004 11:49AM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Thats what I heard also...



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Aug 26 2004 11:52AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
the lady that spilled coffee on her lap was like 80 years old, it fucked her up bad, it wasn't just a little spilled coffee, mcdonalds heats their cofee like 40 degrees above what is considereed average temp to serve coffee so the smell of the coffee goes out into the store and people are tempted to buy it. And also the coffee had a faulty lid. Spill 150 degree coffee on your crotch and see if you're not fucking mad. As for the removal of superszing, that shit sucks, now they have like large medium and shitty sizes like that. also look at those fries in that picture, not even full, cocksucking mcdonalds could at least give you a full container of fries. also they always fuck up on every order, everytime, now you have to ask for ketchup so they can save 10 billion a year on it. Fuck Mcdonalds in their delicious asses.


Why do black people dislike me? If it wasn't for white dudes they would still be slaves.

And I'm sure I would own a few.
Aug 26 2004 11:56AM
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stevie.
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i love mcdonalds. mmmmmm im going to be fat someday.



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Aug 26 2004 12:01PM
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mathers
Posts: 1865 - Karma: 490
supersize wasn't so good anyway its like an extra dollar and there was a study that showed on average it only contained 9 extra fries
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Aug 26 2004 12:02PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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well phrosty my dads friend is a lawyer and he told me that the lady wasnt even that pissed but she had like a 600 dollar hospital bill and she called the mcdonalds and asked them if they could help out with the bill at all and they made fun of her on the phone and called her stupid and shit. She she called a lawyer and 100 million dollars later, ooppps.


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Aug 26 2004 12:09PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
supersize wasn't a dollar, and for breakfast you got an extra hasbrown, which alone are like a buck. As far as the lady, all I know is what I heard from my business law teacher.


Why do black people dislike me? If it wasn't for white dudes they would still be slaves.

And I'm sure I would own a few.
Aug 26 2004 12:11PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
ahh the ketchup packet thing pisses me off soooooo bad. one thing to change in the world, that would be it.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Aug 26 2004 2:10PM
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poor@$$skibum
Posts: 1625 - Karma: 40
mc donalds has a shitload of money, so whenever some fat fuck or stupid dumbass fucks up, they can go call a lawyer who then proceeds to manipulate the justice system filing some ludacris lawsuit which just equates to bad publicity so mcydees pays the dumbasses off because it's easier. later on that fiscal year, their legal expenses make my hamburger $.50 more expensive and i pay for that fat fucks stupidness. damn, i feel angry.


fat people should avoid buffets


Aug 26 2004 2:17PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
BRING BACK DARK MEAT CHICKEN NUGGETS YOU EVIL BASTERDS!!!!!!



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Aug 26 2004 2:18PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
hey hey guys...now you dont get fat from mcdonalds...its a diesease come on, everyone knows that.

-Tim Light-



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Aug 26 2004 2:19PM
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poor@$$skibum
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lol. fat people are funny.


fat people should avoid buffets


Aug 26 2004 2:22PM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
i hate mcdonalds, ew





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Aug 26 2004 3:39PM
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