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Pipe_Munky
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Q:what's the difference between pink and purple?

A: her grip


Little Suzie is in her backyard filling a big hole with dirt, occasionally smacking it with her shovel. Her curious neighbour peers over the fince. 'What are you doing little Suzie?'he asks.
'Im...Im burrying my goldfish',she replies tearfully
'Oh sorry,'he says,'but isn't that hole awfully big for a goldfish?'
Suzie pats down the last heap of earth and says 'Thats because he's inside your fucking cat!'



Q:What do a Christmas tree and the Pope have in common?

A: The balls are just for decoration!




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Jun 4 2002 10:12PM
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1080chick
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i LOVE the little suzie one....funny as fucking hell!
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Jun 4 2002 10:13PM
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yeti
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haha the new maxim came in the mail eh? hahaha


'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot
Frostmonkey

Jun 4 2002 10:15PM
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Pipe_Munky
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i've been exposed! damn you mat




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Jun 4 2002 10:19PM
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nealdawgdiamond
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nice, maxim always has the greatest jokes


'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
Jun 4 2002 10:20PM
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yeti
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LOL i only know because i am seriously reading it right now.


'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot
Frostmonkey

Jun 4 2002 10:22PM
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nealdawgdiamond
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oh yeh? is it the new one? ill have to check it out lol


'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
Jun 4 2002 10:23PM
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yeti
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yeah the new one is pretty good...actually, i don't think there as ever been a bad maxim. it's quite possible the greatest magazine on the face of the planet.


'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot
Frostmonkey

Jun 5 2002 10:46AM
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AppSkier
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its hard to make a bad magazine if you have naked women in it...




'Im a rageoholic, Im addicted to rageohol!' -Homer
Jun 5 2002 11:34AM
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ESB
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This pirate has a a steering wheel in his pants, and he walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hey, pirate, you have a steering wheel in your pants!' The pirate says, 'Arrrr, I know matey, 'tis driving me nuts!'


Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

'Have you been borne yet & are you alive?
Let's reinvent the gods, all the myths of the ages.'
- Jim Morrison, 'An American Prayer'
Jun 5 2002 12:11PM
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PocketRocket
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i heard a really bad...but funny in a sick sorta way joke (moderators...i understand completely if you delete this...but read it first)
Q. Why is american airlines better than canadian???

A. Because they fly you right to the building

related joke

Q. what's the difference between american
airlines and continental?

A. 17 floors
Jun 5 2002 12:38PM
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PocketRocket
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i'm going straight to hell for that one
Jun 5 2002 12:38PM
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AppSkier
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i didnt get the 2nd one...


'Im a rageoholic, Im addicted to rageohol!' -Homer
Jun 5 2002 2:25PM
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yeti
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LOL hahah that's money!


'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot
Frostmonkey

Jun 5 2002 3:35PM
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BrodyLeven
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whats the difference between acne and the priests?

ance doesn't cum on boys faces until they are 12



'whats this called?' :place person in half nelson:
they answer-half nelson
whats this called ::full nelson::
they say full nelson
whats this called-put knee in ass
they say i dont know
you say-'father nelson'


Brody
I promised my mom I would not drop out of high school for skiing. I'm not even in high school yet.
Jun 5 2002 3:42PM
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BrodyLeven
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*acne.

Brody
I promised my mom I would not drop out of high school for skiing. I'm not even in high school yet.
Jun 5 2002 3:46PM
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FreeSkiorDie720
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haha

Jun 5 2002 4:31PM
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teethi
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i get a daily joke e-mail from jokes.com i love it
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Jun 5 2002 5:20PM
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1080chick
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love the acne one...so true..

LOL
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Jun 5 2002 6:36PM
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skodeo7
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HAHAHA
|D|U|N|C|A|N

'Now, whenever people get wood, they will think of Trojans'
-The Simpsons

freestylesupreme: i'm trying to be a gangster
freestylesupreme: is it working?
Jun 5 2002 9:46PM
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PocketRocket
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that acne one's a little harsh...funny...but harsh....and the second one i put...think about airplane names, and stuff...you'll get it
Jun 5 2002 10:14PM
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Stephanie
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the acne one was great!
Jun 5 2002 10:21PM
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BrodyLeven
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holy shit..i have never gotten laughs on here..thanks guys

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Jun 5 2002 11:05PM
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ghettoprep
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damn you dj i thought that was my joke. well heres one

what do u call magic johnson in a wheel chair?

rolaids
that was so mean

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