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You know your going to puke when

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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
your peeing in a frozen porta-potty and you breathe in your piss steam.
I just did it and blew chunks
Oct 27 2011 10:51PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
You get blue backsplash while using said portapotty
Oct 27 2011 10:52PM
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JHendrix
Posts: 1493 - Karma: 48
love that smell thats how I get my high
Oct 27 2011 10:53PM
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soulskier
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when other people puke in front of me
Oct 27 2011 10:53PM
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cum
Posts: 308 - Karma: 8
you attempt the milk challenge
Oct 27 2011 10:53PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
it kind of reminds me of mac and cheese
Oct 27 2011 10:53PM
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FM3
Posts: 207 - Karma: 19
You swallow all your dip spit...unless you're a boss
Oct 27 2011 10:53PM
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theabortionator
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You wake up in the morning and....

























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Oct 27 2011 10:54PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
When your friend who just shook your hand tells you he didn't wash after he pooped
Oct 27 2011 10:55PM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
Epic story time: my brother and cousin were gonna eat this ring bologna, but person 3 ate it, so they made him puke by licking a dead mouse, then ate some of the bologna chunks in the puke
Oct 27 2011 11:14PM
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dreadyboy
Posts: 2306 - Karma: 34
you take a doubleshot of everclear,
you eat an entire watermelon on your own,
you get really really really high and green out,
you get that weird feeling in the back of your throat that signals your gonna puke
Oct 27 2011 11:14PM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
I know when im gonna puke. Ill just be chillin with my bros at a table and be like "brb guys" and they automatically know im puking lol.
Oct 27 2011 11:20PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
when the world starts to spin and you're all like... its time.
Chundy or die

man down /= chundy
Oct 27 2011 11:40PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
"pull the trigger zimmerman"

-this has been used too many times
Oct 27 2011 11:43PM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254

*eggnog

or pound of butter challenge

Oct 27 2011 11:45PM
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PeteySkeety
Posts: 996 - Karma: 209
Your mouth starts to water
Oct 27 2011 11:49PM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
when I drink.
Oct 27 2011 11:49PM
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jahmin44
Posts: 638 - Karma: 37
you have a soft stomach.
Oct 27 2011 11:51PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
your sig.....

i lol'd but i don't remember saying that lol
Oct 27 2011 11:51PM
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steezyskier17
Posts: 181 - Karma: 17
When you get that wierd stomach ache and you just know it's coming up.
Oct 27 2011 11:53PM
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Gnarwall
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 50
You ask your friend to get you something cheap.
Oct 28 2011 1:35AM
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DW.
Posts: 2683 - Karma: 74
Mmmm hmmm
Oct 28 2011 2:02AM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
i haven't puked for 9 years. i hold it in at all costs. its not a good habit, because the longer i put it off, the more scared i am to do it. feels terrible.
Oct 28 2011 2:05AM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
HOLLLLY Shit - Jerry Seinfeld is on Newschoolers?


Oct 28 2011 2:11AM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
it feeeels good
Oct 28 2011 2:12AM
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LukeB.
Posts: 268 - Karma: 22
when beer before liquor
Oct 28 2011 3:02AM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
hahahahaha just what i thought
Oct 28 2011 3:06AM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
THE MYTH IS FALSE! trust me
Oct 28 2011 4:53AM
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H8CH
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 218
Hmmmmm.... Skeptical cat is skeptical
Oct 28 2011 4:56AM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
I'll make them do it again and get pics
Oct 28 2011 5:35AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12018 - Karma: 9,440
when you nutt your self hard on a rail. i did this year

and when. you sit down on a toilet and your dick touches blood on the toilet bowl.

i did puke on the floor.
Oct 28 2011 5:43AM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
When your full 26 that never left your hand is empty and you don't remember drinking any of it.
Oct 28 2011 5:47AM
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Daoust
Posts: 487 - Karma: 103
when you play pong with rum and leave and when you come back and your buddy nails his last shot on you and you go to chug your cup only to realize your friends poured half your micky in it

when your shot gunning your dozenth beer, you realize halfway through this isnt gonna end well
Oct 28 2011 6:44AM
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mehregan15
Posts: 779 - Karma: 741
dont you talk about mac and cheese like that!
Oct 28 2011 6:50AM
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IN4MATION
Posts: 109 - Karma: 11
your mom shrinks all your jiberish in the wash
Oct 28 2011 8:03AM
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Pow.yuHdig*
Posts: 1903 - Karma: 146
bin there hahaha
Oct 28 2011 8:20AM
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Orrin
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You eat too much beforehand and then do shots of vodka followed by sambuka. You are having one of those "can't get good burps out" nights. You feel the food you ate beforehand literally flowing back up into your mouth... You have too much to drink and then take some really strong tokes of green. you get a massive waft of a nasty drink you have already been sick with before. EXCLUDING PARTIES I'VE ONLY BEEN SICK TWICE IN MY LIFE!
Oct 28 2011 11:15AM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
When I get PMS migraines. The past 4 times I've puked, I've been in so much pain of a migraine I puked.
Oct 28 2011 11:18AM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
When you read this thread.
Oct 28 2011 11:18AM
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DildoCreamcheese
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when your mouth gets watery and hot. then theres no turning back
Oct 28 2011 11:24AM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
When you think doing this is a good idea

Oct 28 2011 11:32AM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
i had to do a frisbee disc chug last night at an ultimate team party. all freshmen have to chug a full disc (4 beers!) before they are allowed to throw a hammer at practice. it was like a fire hose when i puked
Oct 28 2011 11:57AM
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Bro.J.
Posts: 184 - Karma: 13
When your trashed from a long day of drinking, then you decide to throw a fresh chaw in and get it all over your tongue.
Oct 28 2011 12:01PM
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Rosbif
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 930
This, I currently have food posioning in Bolivia, and I know when I need really get moving torwards the bathroom when I start salivating too much.
Oct 28 2011 12:14PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
i remember my first 4 beers...
Oct 28 2011 12:28PM
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Zodiackill
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The myth is not false. Has to do with liquor slowing the absorption of liquor into the bloodstream once you drink beer after and vice versa. They explain it on MANswers. Anywhoo, when you wake up from anesthesia. Every time.
Oct 28 2011 12:29PM
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zues
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when I take that first sip of beer.
Oct 28 2011 12:30PM
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Zodiackill
Posts: 89 - Karma: 10
Also, when I start spitting in the sink. Whenever Im pretty drunk, my friends know it's coming when I start spitting in the sink.
Oct 28 2011 12:31PM
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sniche
Posts: 493 - Karma: 37
when you think smokin weed will cure your hangover, you take a huge hit to the dome and.......nope YAAAACK
Oct 28 2011 12:33PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021

you get hot and sweaty after packing a lip

Oct 28 2011 12:55PM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
that sounds horrifically vile.
Oct 28 2011 4:15PM
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