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My roommate cashed our toilet...

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Bro.J.
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My roommate took THE largest shit this morning and the log is so long that the toilet won't flush. I told him to sack up and grab it with his hand and remedy the situation. Does anyone have any better ideas?

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The toilet has been flushed 13 times and the turd won't move.
I have my own bathroom in our apartment, so I am not suffering from this dilemma.
Oct 27 2011 2:23PM
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PopsicleStand
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that song is before the time of 90% of the people on this site
Oct 27 2011 9:33PM
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TechnoPotamus
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such a shame. you know what other song was probably before their time? shaggy - wasn't me.

i really didn't like either song, but goddamn they played the fucktits outta both of them on the radio
Oct 27 2011 9:53PM
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GayWolf420
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Pics or OP is gigantic cock chugging monster.
Oct 27 2011 9:56PM
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geteducated
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you have your own bathroom? you pay more then your share of the rent to have that privilege?
Oct 27 2011 10:01PM
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PopsicleStand
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haha, in the bathroom, in the shower, on the couch,
Oct 27 2011 10:09PM
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TechnoPotamus
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"it wasn't me!" haha
Oct 27 2011 10:10PM
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Deluge
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Firecrackers. /thread
Oct 27 2011 10:16PM
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Relish_man
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if you have wood because of that you have more serious issues than a clogged toilet...
Oct 27 2011 10:17PM
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Bro.J.
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We all have our own bathrooms. The pic was posted but got removed. Haterz gonna hate.
Oct 27 2011 10:27PM
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Heart
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problem solved
Oct 27 2011 10:46PM
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geteducated
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that's pretty sweet then.

cut it with a knife and flush it in sections.
Oct 27 2011 11:18PM
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yuck
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well you would obviously have to push them down into the log one by one. think of them as mini dynamite charges
Oct 28 2011 1:44AM
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erikK
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some kid at windells did that and he went outside, got a stick, and tried to cut it into smaller pieces. the whole house called him poopsmith for the rest of the session
Oct 28 2011 1:48AM
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ButteredToast.
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waterproof wicks bro
Oct 28 2011 2:44PM
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spruitm
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so is it down yet?
Oct 28 2011 10:38PM
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MFM
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electric mixer. bam done.
Oct 28 2011 10:41PM
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Abc567def
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I'm drunk in class on a friday night, my life is NS
Oct 28 2011 10:42PM
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spruitm
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are you ever not in class?

Oct 28 2011 10:44PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Don't forget the thong song....oooh shit.
Oct 28 2011 10:47PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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when I say this title I thought he some how smoked out of a toilet
Oct 28 2011 11:26PM
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the.cheat
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homestar runner reference has been noted by the cheat
Oct 28 2011 11:31PM
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goonsquad08
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yea we finally got it to go down
Oct 28 2011 11:33PM
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Toasty.
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hooray!
Oct 29 2011 2:54AM
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dave44
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Are you ever not drunk in class?
Oct 29 2011 3:58AM
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PeterWojnar
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Just open up a can of whoop-ass on that little shit and you'll be good to go! In the absence of whoop-ass cans, ice actually works with the water to help flush shit down. So pour some ice on that shot... You'll have a "Shartini" on the rocks.
Oct 29 2011 5:00AM
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Mr.Turtle
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story?
Oct 29 2011 5:16AM
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Bro.J.
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Oct 29 2011 10:57PM
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SkiThe603
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Just open up the window, grab it and whip it outside.
Oct 29 2011 11:04PM
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Mr.Gaga
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Add some of your poo to his problem and lol even more at your roommate.
Oct 29 2011 11:21PM
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Otter.
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PICS OF SAID TURD
Oct 29 2011 11:46PM
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Zimmerman
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this. for heroin.


also has anyone else noticed that there are 3 icons of social networks in this thread? all we need now is myspace
Oct 29 2011 11:52PM
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Asterisk
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What the fuck are you smoking? That wouldn't work. Troll harder
Oct 29 2011 11:58PM
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Bro.J.
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Myspace is in there also. Googe+, myspace, twitter, and Facebook are all my roommates. Twitter is the culprit of said turd.
Oct 30 2011 9:49AM
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Zimmerman
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another reason for me to hate twittter
Oct 30 2011 11:25PM
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goonsquad08
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but...but....but...whyyy? :(
Oct 31 2011 1:21AM
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45.
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I agree. But he has a problem with sticking things up his ass, so its probably good that something finally came out.
Oct 31 2011 1:21AM
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pissbutt
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he does take a lot of things up his bunghole
Oct 31 2011 1:26AM
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