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Guardsmans pass

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MarcusSmith
Posts: 192 - Karma: 530
I just saw a couple videos at guardsmans pass and it looks sweet. does anyone know if there is any snow up there? and how do you get there? i am from provo utah
Oct 27 2011 12:34AM
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anangrytomato
Posts: 130 - Karma: 13
ski patrol blew it up
Oct 27 2011 12:38AM
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MarcusSmith
Posts: 192 - Karma: 530
are you serious? what the hell.. when and why? and are there any other spots that you can jib at that has snow...?
Oct 27 2011 12:42AM
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Gknow
Posts: 627 - Karma: 358
Naw dude, the Mormons put a gate on that shit
Oct 27 2011 12:43AM
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MarcusSmith
Posts: 192 - Karma: 530
 this is so gay.. the local icerink wont give out anymore snow. where am i suppose to start pre season jibbing?

Oct 27 2011 12:46AM
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anangrytomato
Posts: 130 - Karma: 13
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=guardsmans+pass&l=1 Now quit bitching.
Oct 27 2011 12:50AM
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MarcusSmith
Posts: 192 - Karma: 530
that doesnt really help me, if its blown up now does it?
Oct 27 2011 1:20AM
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Njens.
Posts: 1688 - Karma: 46
not to ruin this troll fest, but holy shit you're dumb.
Oct 27 2011 1:48AM
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Scott0_robot0
Posts: 3291 - Karma: 212
lol one does not simply ask how to get to guardsmans, one must make the journey with no aid, and then you will find the way.
Oct 27 2011 2:35AM
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mehregan15
Posts: 779 - Karma: 750
umm...
Oct 27 2011 4:58AM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
You don't come around these parts often, do you?
Oct 27 2011 5:07AM
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YewTard
Posts: 619 - Karma: 196
Guardsmans is blocked and protected by a pack of vicious Cobra Dogs
Oct 27 2011 9:58AM
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BskiP
Posts: 1369 - Karma: 223
its through the magical forest, past the candy cane kingdom. you must battle the mighty globshun monster to earn your right of passage to the pass of the guardsman. then when you beat that level, you have to crawl through a pit of snakes, mostly cobras and pythons that are thirsting for human ski blood. if you survive that then you must conquer the ropeswing over the fire pit, and then battle the final boss, the guardsman. he has a battle ax, and can shoot lasers with his nipples and shotgun shells with his penis. then if you beat him, you can get to the kingdom of guardsman.
Oct 27 2011 12:15PM
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[inspired]
Posts: 481 - Karma: 114
GTFO guardsmans! haah you gotta have some in's, and no, there isn't any snow left. the one weekend we got dumped on and the weekend after that was pretty much it for early season so far.

i'll just leave this here.

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Oct 27 2011 12:19PM
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SKETCHY_D
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you can to gaurdsmans by following the directions on the how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta forum
Oct 27 2011 1:13PM
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