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The Awkward Moment Thread.....

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NCSKI24
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name awkward moments
ill start with a few....

the awkward moment when you go in the van & theres no candy...

The awkward moment when two pedophiles talk to each other on facebook pretending to be kids, and meet up somewhere.

That awkward moment when someone asks “Have you two met?” and you reply “No” while the other person says “Yes.”


GO!!!

Oct 26 2011 11:36PM
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TTSwitchrider674
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hahahahahahahahaaa, priceless, even worse to see a kid just pissing at the urinal wih his pants down, weird as hell
May 20 2012 12:59PM
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CliffyByro
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nah i think the whale sounds one is weirder haha
May 20 2012 2:54PM
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ECAK
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The awkward moment when you answer a question with yes or no and then realize it wasn't a yes or no question and the person looks at you like your crazy.
May 20 2012 5:51PM
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soulskier
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that akward moment when you say "you too" in a situation that doesnt really fit
May 20 2012 11:13PM
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Ski_Alot
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the awkward moment when your crush says, "you're a great friend"
May 20 2012 11:21PM
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Andi_G
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the awkward lefty hand shake between two right handed people
May 20 2012 11:21PM
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ECAK
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the awkward moment when a girl texts you lets fuck at random and you think it is someone messing with her phone so you respond by asking who it is but then find out later it was actually her.
May 21 2012 2:11AM
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Toasty.
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Thats not awkward. Thats my constant goal
May 21 2012 2:40AM
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DOSE.
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i tend to do this on purpose.
May 21 2012 7:14AM
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Poems
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Happened to me today.. Talking to a fellow skier and I ask "did you see henrik harlut's nose butter dub 10?" He replies "Yeah, the one in the X-Games? That was dope." I said "It wasn't in the x games..." /cool story hansel
May 21 2012 10:46AM
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bdarb207
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That awekward moment when you awake from surgery groggy and saying anything that comes to mind because of the drugs. Then you proceed to tell your mom (who has no idea yet) and the nurse (who I also have to assume didn't know at this point) that you have "fucked your girlfriend in the backseat of my car." too which I followed up quite alarmed I might add "don't tell dad! I'm not supposed to drive with people yet." and that's how my mom found out I was sexually active. Like a bozz.
May 21 2012 1:18PM
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chicken
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haha I woke up from surgery and was hitting on my nurse big time in front of my mom.
May 21 2012 2:36PM
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whoa-dere
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hahahaha how did they react?

that awkward moment when some girl says "awkward" when something normal happens
May 21 2012 2:46PM
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Shlogan
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the awkward moment when you U turn into oncoming traffic only to discover that your turning radious isn't good enough. ended up reversing into the other lane, cutting off a car from going in either lane, and getting yelled at as i drove beside them
May 21 2012 7:53PM
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1337
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All.the.fucking.time
May 26 2012 4:58PM
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Bill.Nye
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That awkward moment when you realize that you constantly give so few fucks that you don't even recognize an awkward moment when you're in one.
May 26 2012 5:00PM
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Bateman
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Wut? give me an example.¨

May 26 2012 5:02PM
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Heart
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Cashier: "Enjoy your meal"
Me: "You too"
Cashier "Errr.."
May 26 2012 5:12PM
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Bateman
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Ahahaha thats awkward.




Also
May 26 2012 5:31PM
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Hughes
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When you have a whole conversation with someone on facebook and they realise they're talking to the wrong person...
May 26 2012 5:38PM
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jahplaze
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the awkard moment when you think someone is your grandma but there really not your grandma
May 26 2012 9:59PM
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jahplaze
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the awkard moment when you get a rager in class and you get called on
May 26 2012 10:12PM
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LiquorLanch
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and then you ask that bitch out and her heart drops and says yes
May 26 2012 10:18PM
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DayMan
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Thisthisthis
May 26 2012 10:22PM
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Casper.
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Been there, done that..
May 26 2012 10:44PM
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1337
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Enjoy your meal! You too! *le fuuu*
May 26 2012 11:24PM
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1337
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Le derp didnt see that posted
May 26 2012 11:24PM
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Bill.Nye
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That awkward moment....
May 27 2012 12:05AM
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Relish_man
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That awkward moment when you use a french word in an english sentence and look like a tool doing so...
May 27 2012 12:20AM
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kebbek
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That awkward moment when every 3 seconds, a child dies of deshydratation
May 27 2012 12:30AM
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whoa-dere
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awkward moment when you spell dehydration wrong and fail to instill sadness in people
May 27 2012 12:38PM
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Heart
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that awkward moment when you forget to tell us your awkward moment
May 27 2012 10:07PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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That awkward moment when you've been researching a piece of gear or anything else for months and know exactly what you want and the size you want and are prepared to pay for it, Then a family member goes "surprise! early birthday present, I know you had been looking at X so I went ahead and got one for your birthday!!!!" and your very thankful for that, but the one they got you is missing all the key criteria that you had been looking at, and is the wrong size but will work and cost the same or more then the one you had been looking at.


Its just a weird feeling cause your super glad that now you wont be out $400, but if they had taken literally a minute to consult you you could have steered them in the direction of a much superior product for your need, that costs the same.

Just happend to me with tires, I had been looking at another brand but this was my runner up choice so not a big deal, but I was looking at 32-33 inch tires to fill up the wheel wells but now I guess I'll be running a 30. They cost the same, but return shipping would be a bitch.

/first world problems /white kid bitching about his dad trying to help out his broke ass.
Apr 5 2013 1:21AM
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cbj
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Awkward moment when you make a hilarious joke about some topic off limits, and no one laughs.

Awkward moment when you call your girlfriend retarded and her brother with Down syndrome is in the room.

Awkward moment when you go in for a high five and your bud goes in for a pound, then you switch to a pound and he switches to a high five simultaneously.
Apr 5 2013 2:20AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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The awkward moment when somebody walks up to you at a party and yells your name like you're best friends, and you don't remember them. Probably was already said but I'm not reading the whole thread.
Apr 5 2013 2:27AM
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SupaHotFire
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That awkward moment when you compliment your girlfriends moms dessert and she says it came out of a box and took no effort...


Apr 5 2013 2:31AM
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