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The Awkward Moment Thread.....

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NCSKI24
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name awkward moments
ill start with a few....

the awkward moment when you go in the van & theres no candy...

The awkward moment when two pedophiles talk to each other on facebook pretending to be kids, and meet up somewhere.

That awkward moment when someone asks “Have you two met?” and you reply “No” while the other person says “Yes.”


GO!!!

Oct 26 2011 11:36PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37819 - Karma: 125,801
.....What?
Feb 15 2012 12:28PM
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steeeez
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Feb 15 2012 12:32PM
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Phil-X-
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The awkward moment when the bag of spaghetti in my pocket spills during class and my teacher calls me out about it and the whole classes notices my raging erection and start to praise me like the grand-step-daughter of sir demi moore.
Feb 15 2012 12:34PM
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GayWolf420
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4/10 made me reply. Needs more cape.
Feb 15 2012 12:36PM
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e_strapp
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that awkward moment when you walk into the bathroom and someone is taking a shit, said person comes out and it's the professor you have for next class and you walk into class knowing that man just took a huge shit
Feb 15 2012 12:41PM
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skithesprings
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I think this wins...
Feb 15 2012 12:49PM
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bjobe
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The awkward moment when your alone on a chairlift except for the random person next to you, and he starts telling you his life story


Feb 20 2012 1:53AM
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VD.
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true I do this all the time
Feb 20 2012 1:54AM
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gnarles.
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the awkward moment when you laugh at the kid infront of you that tripped and then you trip
Feb 20 2012 2:06AM
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Chubz.
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That awkward moment when famous ns'ers are only 16..
Feb 20 2012 2:53AM
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LivinOuttaBounZ
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The awkward moment when you jokingly accuse a random guy in a bar of being wasted only to have him explain to you that he has Down syndrome.


Feb 20 2012 3:56AM
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TwinTipCities
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that awkward moment when you jokingly say you left your old school because of somalians...while sitting next to one
Feb 20 2012 12:03PM
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cheener12
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everyday of my life...........
Feb 20 2012 12:16PM
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GayWolf420
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Sounds more like a socially awkward moment rather than an awkward one. Talking with strangers on the lift is cool as fuck. I learned from one dude that iin between march and June is when the most people fall asleep on chairlifts.
Feb 20 2012 3:04PM
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shorty_T
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The awkward moment when you wake up in the morning and realize that's not the same "easy 8" you brought home from the bar the night before.
Feb 20 2012 4:51PM
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Good_Deed
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Feb 20 2012 5:04PM
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Cahal
Posts: 945 - Karma: 594
the akward moment when you walk into a cob web and become an instant karate master
Feb 20 2012 5:04PM
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Relish_man
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That awkward moment when she grabbed my dick and i came and started farting
Feb 20 2012 5:28PM
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Spinoza
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The awkward moment when youre at the bottom of the hill 5 minutes before the lesson is over and cant decide to end the class early or go up again and end late.
Feb 20 2012 6:01PM
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shorty_T
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This is always rad to see!
Feb 20 2012 6:09PM
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J_Christoph
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haha i always do this
Feb 20 2012 6:57PM
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thenightman
Posts: 766 - Karma: 132
The awkward moment when every time i scroll down on a thread and see your icon for a spit second i think it's a picture of a dude's junk. I don't know why this happens but it always gets me.
Feb 20 2012 7:07PM
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HalfandHalf
Posts: 1216 - Karma: 207
truth
Feb 20 2012 7:14PM
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GypsyLovin
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Ive got a new game... Thanks!
Feb 20 2012 7:15PM
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K-Dubs
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that akward moment when you clogged a friends toliet
Feb 20 2012 7:41PM
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steezy69
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that awkward moment when you wake up next to a girl not hungover at all because you were completely sober thinking you two shared a wonderful passionate night and she wakes up pukes on the floor and asks "did we...you know...do it?"

fml
Feb 20 2012 7:48PM
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SSteezle
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the awkward moment when you're on the lift bumping music and look over to see the people on the lift have been talking to you for however long
Feb 20 2012 7:58PM
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steezy69
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that awkward moment when you're the last post on the page so know one gives two fucks about reading it
Feb 20 2012 8:01PM
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Olimar
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when you lean in to kiss someone and they turn their head away...
Feb 20 2012 8:08PM
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andybob
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....when you go to pay in a drive thru and realize you don't have your wallet and there is no way to get out of line.

....when you're at a store and glance at somebody scolding their kids and they happen to stare at you the same time.

....when you're at a bar and you recent ex walks in and approaches you.

....when you fly cross country to see your gf and return home to find out on facebook she has been seeing someone else behind your back. FML
Feb 20 2012 8:13PM
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zzzzzzzzzzzz
Posts: 391 - Karma: 159
That awkward moment when the people beside you on the chair are doing a drug deal...
Feb 20 2012 10:03PM
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snow_biz
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hahaha this is gold!

Feb 20 2012 10:40PM
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monkatizer
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threads
Feb 20 2012 11:47PM
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Deezy
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... when you stall your car, pretty much anywhere. like at the local tims drive thru when the cute employee hands you your coffee.

... youre playing debit card roulette... at the dollar store

... when you fall in the lift line

... when you miss the shot

... when you walk outside to see all the staff members taking the annual staff photo and you dont know wether to run up the hill and catch the photo or walk away feeling left out. then walk away and never feel like a part of the "team"


Feb 21 2012 12:40AM
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ryantheconnolly
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today i tried to check my paypal in class. i typed p and hit enter... bad idea. i closed it pretty quickly but there were a lot of people sitting behind me. i don't know if anyone saw but it was awkward all the same
Mar 14 2012 2:41PM
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Sno.
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my coworker had hair down past her butt, and then she cut it all off. I said "wow, you cut your hair"

she said "yeah, well I kept going to the bathroom and then I'd get done and see the ends all wet and smell them, and it started to get pretty gross."

I just stared at her

Mar 14 2012 2:50PM
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wynnyk
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that awkward moment when you're in a lift line and see a perfectly normal looking kid making hilarious sounding noises and shouting, then join in and start making noises too... only to realize he has tourettes and can't control it :(
Mar 14 2012 3:13PM
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snwbrdmilf
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That. is. nasty.
Mar 14 2012 3:19PM
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roddy116
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omyguckinggod this this this
Mar 14 2012 3:27PM
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blackmamba.
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that awkward moment when you cramp up playing soccer and whilst getting stretched out by your team's physio, your cock proceeds to jump ship and expose itself to said physio cause you forgot your compression shorts and were only wearing boxers. /claim

that awkward moment when you're pouring milk in some honey nut cheerios and your morning wood decides to slip out of your 12 o'clock tuck and erect itself in full view of the fam on a saturday morning. /claim

that awkward moment when you fart standing at the bar and everyone behind you scrams. /claim
May 19 2012 10:19PM
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Anathema
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that awkward moment when your buddy goes to give you a high five and you go to pound it, and just kinda punch his hand, then he grabs your hand and shakes it.

good times
May 19 2012 10:24PM
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.squirrely.
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awkward moment when old creepy dudes you dont know try to have the urinal conversations
May 19 2012 10:36PM
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Bill.Nye
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That's what smart phones were invented for. Just go on newschoolers.

Quoting JohnLemieuxPHOTO from December 21st 2012:
That awkward moment when this HTML doesn't work right


If that's not quoted then I failed
May 19 2012 10:36PM
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1337
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I c wat u did thar
May 19 2012 10:38PM
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Bill.Nye
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I traveled to the last day of the earth just to post in this thread.
May 19 2012 10:42PM
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Heart
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HOW DID YOU DOUBLE QUOTE?!?
May 19 2012 11:05PM
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Heart
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i know that feel. or when the one eyed worm refuses to cooperate and pee flies onto the rim of their toilet
May 19 2012 11:07PM
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Bill.Nye
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Magnets

Pain in the ass actually, don't think I'll be doing it much
May 19 2012 11:12PM
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fresherthanfresh
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That awkward moment when you are getting a physical from the doctor and you run your fingers through his hair while he's inspecting your no no parts...
May 20 2012 12:57AM
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ReetsAdeets
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You walk into the bathroom to find one of the special ed kids completely naked peeing and making random whale sounds
May 20 2012 2:50AM
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