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The Awkward Moment Thread.....

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NCSKI24
Posts: 185 - Karma: 172
name awkward moments
ill start with a few....

the awkward moment when you go in the van & theres no candy...

The awkward moment when two pedophiles talk to each other on facebook pretending to be kids, and meet up somewhere.

That awkward moment when someone asks “Have you two met?” and you reply “No” while the other person says “Yes.”


GO!!!

Oct 26 2011 11:36PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
that awkward moment when your on the lift and the person next to you picks up the phone and is like "what up" to whoever is on the other line and you dont notice they're on the phone, so you answer them...
Nov 3 2011 3:26PM
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
the awkward moment when theres one other person in the elevator and they are screaming and swearing at you and you start yelling at them then you realize they are on a bluetooth...
Nov 10 2011 8:19PM
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bayarea8
Posts: 274 - Karma: 68
the awkward moment when you accept a handshake with someone that was meant for the person behind you.


Dec 3 2011 3:55PM
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porcupinepower
Posts: 40 - Karma: 10
The awkward moment when you drop a massive, multi second long fart in the middle of a class full of kids, and literally everyone moves away from you, leaving you in the middle of this circle of people staring at you....
Primary school to be fair, but it was still funny as hell.

Dec 3 2011 4:09PM
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trettzilla
Posts: 931 - Karma: 29
when you reach your arm into the 5 dollar movie bin at walmart and feel something squishy, you pull it out thinking its a cool toy or something only to fin out its a tomato
Dec 3 2011 4:32PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
still am stumped by that to this day
Dec 3 2011 4:33PM
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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,394
My creepy old band teacher was eating at the same place as me and my girlfriend before homecoming...
Dec 3 2011 5:24PM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6196 - Karma: 2,302
that moment when your 26 year old co-worker asks you to get her weed when her husband is a Military Police Officer....

And like on page 3, when im telling a story that is only funny to me but dont know till half way through, i will just make the story end very badass. usually with someone pulling out a knife.
Dec 3 2011 5:34PM
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Ciara
Posts: 305 - Karma: 50
The awkward moment when you see someone you know on Omegle or alternative webcam sites.
Dec 3 2011 5:44PM
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JWD*
Posts: 466 - Karma: 225
when u show up to talk to ur girlfrined and her little brother is
there....
Dec 3 2011 6:04PM
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dopesause
Posts: 134 - Karma: 34
the awkward moment when youre walking up the stairs at school and a bunch of people are also going up the stairs and you trip.
Dec 3 2011 7:03PM
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mrnewm
Posts: 40 - Karma: 9
that awkward moment when you fart in an elevator and then leave on the next floor
Dec 5 2011 7:45PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
in not awkward news, she did not have a boyfriend.
Dec 5 2011 8:58PM
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 519
the awkward moment when you cum in a girls mouth and she doesnt swallow
Dec 5 2011 9:01PM
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edd1e
Posts: 679 - Karma: 16
That awkward moment when you ask someone for help in a store as they appear to be rearranging all the clothes . Only to find out they don't actually work there . Awkward much ?
Dec 5 2011 9:29PM
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-emile-
Posts: 6613 - Karma: 8,592
that awkward moment when you go to take a shit , sit down and only peen , then feel like a woman
Dec 5 2011 9:57PM
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n_b
Posts: 580 - Karma: 68
hate tht shit!
Dec 5 2011 10:03PM
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Grobot
Posts: 115 - Karma: 13
when you go to post in a thread but then realize your banned and have to log into your alias
Dec 24 2011 1:05AM
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GypsyLovin
Posts: 656 - Karma: 109
This^^
Dec 24 2011 1:15AM
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5oup5teeze
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 74
+Karma to you sir for a very funny thread!
Dec 24 2011 11:45AM
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Deluge
Posts: 4401 - Karma: 805
haahahahahahaha i lost
Dec 24 2011 12:58PM
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CatDaddy
Posts: 591 - Karma: 18
Or when she opens her mouth to talk after you cum in it
Dec 24 2011 1:53PM
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ride-rider
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 20
That moment when a girl asks if you would want to hang out again and you say - Yeah... Probably.
Dec 24 2011 1:56PM
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CliffyByro
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get in there son.
Dec 24 2011 2:04PM
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ironic
Posts: 735 - Karma: 104

The awkward moment when you get out of the shower.. and there is no towel.

And so you have to frantically look out into the hallway, pray to god that no one sees, and run to the closet to grab a towel.

Good times, good times.

Dec 24 2011 4:02PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
two to three steps ahead of you
Dec 24 2011 10:57PM
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SneakyTurtle
Posts: 228 - Karma: 30
At a friend's house...
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Dec 24 2011 10:58PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
i make cancer jokes to my freind who lost one of his legs because of cancer.

cuz i dont give no fucks
Dec 24 2011 11:30PM
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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,394
I hate that...
Dec 24 2011 11:32PM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
the awkward moment when you take a ski school kid up the chairlift and you ask him if hes excited for christmas and he replies "i don't celebrate christmas"..oops
Dec 25 2011 12:08AM
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CliffyByro
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i was referring to your success haha
Dec 25 2011 9:20PM
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siva_freak
Posts: 241 - Karma: 67
that awkward moment when you have a boner in math class and you're called up to do a problem on the chalk board..........
Dec 25 2011 9:33PM
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RiddleMeThis
Posts: 749 - Karma: 117
the infamous "hi, nice to meet you!"... "yeah its nice to see you again" interaction. happened to me twice today
Dec 25 2011 10:43PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
that awkward moment when you go into the bathroom, and someone in the stall is taking that loudest splattiest shit, and you see there shoes, then recognize the person later. can't look them in the eye
Dec 25 2011 10:53PM
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SwaggerJester5
Posts: 277 - Karma: 62
I do this all the time, And if somebody tells me thank you I tell them thank you in return with comprehending what I just said
Jan 24 2012 10:06AM
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SwaggerJester5
Posts: 277 - Karma: 62
Oh the awkward amount of time when you reach to shake someone's hand and they look away for a second and your standing there like an idiot with your hand sticking out.
Jan 24 2012 12:02PM
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sleazyd
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hahahahah nice
Jan 24 2012 12:26PM
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gwhitey
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That awkward moment when you try to calm down a kid by telling them their mom or dad is coming after ski school is over and they yell"My mommy is dead WAHHHHHHHHHHHH"


Or when you go take a piss at the urinal and after said piss you have to take a shit, turn around and go directly to a stall.
Jan 24 2012 1:29PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14489 - Karma: 10,640
That awkward moment when you are walking to class and pass a friend noticing / making eye contact at the last second and neither of you say anything because its too late.
Jan 24 2012 2:05PM
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troben
Posts: 183 - Karma: 34
when you fart in a public bathroom, while your droppin deuce and the guy next you you starts laughing
Jan 24 2012 2:11PM
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stupendous-man
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When you ride the chairlift with the same stranger twice in a day, but you recognize each other the second time and sit in an awkward silence the whole time.
Jan 24 2012 2:17PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
when you go to the toilet, take a crap and realize you forget to put your pants down ....
Jan 24 2012 3:27PM
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Shamoo-H
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Getting a physical and the doctor says can you help me with the belt, what is this, some kind of porno????
Jan 24 2012 3:29PM
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saskskier
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This happened earlier this summer when my dad ran into a friend from elementary school:

Dad: Hey there. How's it going?
Friend: Not great. I just filed for bankruptcy....
Dad. That's too bad. How's your wife doing?
Friend: She just left me and we are getting divorced....
Dad: Oh no! So...ummmm.... How's your brother doing?
Friend: My wife just left me for him....
Dad: That's terrible... So....ummm...take care.... (walks away defeated)
Jan 24 2012 3:36PM
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-emile-
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or when you forget to pull your white tall tee up
Feb 6 2012 4:29PM
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Talacious[Tally]
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 189
That awkward moment when you decline someone a dance by saying you are about to leave but are waiting on one person so you go out on the patio to hide and that person happens to be out there again so they know you aren't actually leaving. And to try to break the awkwardness you even more awkwardly say hello and walk back inside.
Feb 15 2012 2:18AM
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Talacious[Tally]
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 189
I should really wear a shirt or something that says I have leprosy or crabs so strangers don't talk to me in public and so that I can avoid my daily awkward encounters.
Feb 15 2012 2:21AM
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Bumblesteeze
Posts: 3092 - Karma: 748
Story of my life these past few months.
It's so annoying..

Feb 15 2012 8:50AM
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tall_pants
Posts: 663 - Karma: 446
that awkward moment when you die in the living room
Feb 15 2012 10:32AM
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udr1v3m3cr4zy
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that awkward moment when you're reading NS threads in the library and you bust a nut and everybody just stares at you..
Feb 15 2012 12:11PM
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