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The Awkward Moment Thread.....

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NCSKI24
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name awkward moments
ill start with a few....

the awkward moment when you go in the van & theres no candy...

The awkward moment when two pedophiles talk to each other on facebook pretending to be kids, and meet up somewhere.

That awkward moment when someone asks “Have you two met?” and you reply “No” while the other person says “Yes.”


GO!!!

Oct 26 2011 11:36PM
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bananas
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 158
rushing out of an elevator only to realize your at the wrong floor.
Oct 27 2011 3:36PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
The awkward moment when you wave at someone you think is someone you know but then realize you don't them
Oct 27 2011 3:56PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
also when someone says happy birthday and you say you too!
Oct 27 2011 3:57PM
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MACandSTE3ZE
Posts: 140 - Karma: 42
that awkward moment when you stop to let someone walk through the door first and they stop too
Oct 27 2011 4:58PM
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Finnbear
Posts: 375 - Karma: 4
The awkward moment when your young and walk up to your mom in the grocery store, grab her hand, then realize it wasn't your mom..
Oct 27 2011 5:05PM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
When somebody says something to you and you dont hear them, ask what was that? and still dont hear them a second time...just smile and say yeah..
Oct 27 2011 5:09PM
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BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232
the time you see a classmate at a party for the first time
Oct 27 2011 5:10PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,642
the awkward moment when i lean in to hug an atractive person, then i hit the mirror... ZING
Oct 27 2011 5:13PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
the awkward moment when i read this post...
Oct 27 2011 5:15PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
that awkward moment when you realize 10 seconds later that they were actually asking you a question
Oct 27 2011 5:19PM
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theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92
EVERYTIME
Oct 27 2011 5:22PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51652 - Karma: 162,335
The awkward moment when you run over somebodies dog and later on have some crying girl show up in your driveway kicking your car screaming you killed scooby
Oct 27 2011 5:24PM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
this one made me laugh in a really high pitch lol..im embarassed.
Oct 27 2011 5:27PM
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PON3
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Oct 27 2011 5:43PM
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KANGAROOJACK
Posts: 361 - Karma: 59
worst fucking thing ever.
Oct 27 2011 5:46PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
That awkward moment shit is for 15 year old female like whores
Oct 27 2011 5:51PM
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no_steeze
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always. one of my friends is spatially retarded and moves all over the sidewalk and forces everyone else to dodge lamp posts
Oct 27 2011 6:29PM
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yeahno
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The moment when you accidentally call a fat kid fat.


Then feel bad.
Oct 27 2011 6:33PM
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RZcrew
Posts: 366 - Karma: 2,209
ahahahahah sososo true

Oct 27 2011 6:45PM
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SketchyMike
Posts: 539 - Karma: 71
That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow…
Oct 27 2011 7:05PM
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el_mn_op
Posts: 577 - Karma: 1,175
That awkward moment when you tell someone good evening, and it's morning
Oct 27 2011 7:14PM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
when you start texting a girl, give her your name and she stops responding



foreveralone.jpg
Oct 27 2011 7:28PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
whoever invented bonsoir was intentionally cruel to confused foreigners
Oct 27 2011 7:48PM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
its ALWAYS the ONE TIME you get it wrong too. and RIGHT AFTER your teacher is bragging about you in the front of the class. #classtoday
Oct 27 2011 7:52PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
The awkward moment when you're in class and you yell your teachers name and they're not in the room.
Oct 27 2011 7:59PM
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infuser
Posts: 1220 - Karma: 241
the awkward moment when you see somebody that you kinda know but dont really know, and you don't know whether to say hi or not.
Oct 27 2011 8:36PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
that awkward moment when you say a cancer/racist/offensive joke to someone you just met and didnt take the time to think that said person's relative might be affected by it...
Oct 27 2011 9:03PM
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GratefulShred
Posts: 419 - Karma: 408
Those couple seconds when you stand up, and realize you are a lot more fucked up than you were when you sat down.

Making awkward eye contact with someone, aimlessly looking around shortly after, then making awkward eye contact again.
Oct 27 2011 9:18PM
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GayWolf420
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That awkward moment when you get a 5th grade boner for no reason.
Oct 27 2011 9:41PM
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soulskier
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when you're sarcastic by nature and someone takes offense to something you mean nothing by
Oct 27 2011 9:43PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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i know that game.
Oct 27 2011 9:52PM
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skia4life91
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i lold
Oct 27 2011 11:19PM
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Big_Spence
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..when you arrive at the mountain and your tall tees aren't layered property.

..when you show up for the first day of the season and everyone has the same Saga suit as you.

..when you ask a kid how to get to chads gap from the bottom of Alta and he stares at you blankly.
Oct 29 2011 10:17PM
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Raz.
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not sure if you are being sarcastic, but this is really annoying haha
Oct 29 2011 10:23PM
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ShreddAZ
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That awkward moment when you call your school teacher mom....
Oct 29 2011 11:21PM
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Raz.
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I call most teachers by their names. i swear to god I'm secretly 30 and my parents are lying to me
Oct 29 2011 11:24PM
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BROSEIDON
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its cuxz your gay


im drunk





im going to hell
Oct 29 2011 11:28PM
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JIB_WALRUS
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That awkward moment when you have to put stuff back at the store
Oct 29 2011 11:29PM
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BROSEIDON
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i feel like anIDDIOT when idot this i did lit last night fuck
Oct 29 2011 11:40PM
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BROSEIDON
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eveery chem 141
Oct 29 2011 11:46PM
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Will.T
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When me and other people in my class were talking about the next school football game and one of the guy said to this girl that doesn't have a lift because her dad was working that day.. ''Try to ask your mom to lift you to the game..'' but her mom was dead :/ :(

Fucking awkward, for real. I was sad when i heard her answer.
Oct 29 2011 11:48PM
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.AR6rider.
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That awkward moment when you have about $150 worth of groceries in the checkout lane and OH FUCK I FORGOT MY WALLET
Oct 29 2011 11:54PM
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Will.T
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it was not me who said thatt.. it was a guy in my class.
Oct 29 2011 11:57PM
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cheener12
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when you see your old teacher outside of school that you didn't really like that much and you just stare at each other....
Oct 30 2011 12:02AM
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steeze_pizza
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the awkward moment when you grab something in a swag toss, then realize you don't want it.

Oct 30 2011 12:05AM
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Talacious[Tally]
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When you're drunk and... Well not even when I'm drunk just all the time. Fuck my life, im gonna be single For ever after this.
Oct 30 2011 4:41AM
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feihlination
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the awkward moment when you walk on the street and someone is coming the opposite way. you both try to avoid each other to the left, then change both direction as you would still be running into each other and then once more and just barely miss each other.
Oct 30 2011 5:31AM
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BieberHole69
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 2,718
**This happened to a girl who is a friend last week. She's been kinda dating this guy for like a month or so. I'll tell it from her perspective.

The awkward moment where you're heavily making out with a guy at his apartment then he says "fuuuuuuuuuck can I get a condom?" and you say "ummm I actually think I'm gonna leave."
Oct 30 2011 5:36AM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
The awkward moment when you see a picture on facebook of a kicker frame and give out tons of advice on building a setup, then have them tell you it's actually a skate ramp.
Oct 30 2011 6:03AM
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B.Aussie
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The awkward moment when the girl you are living and training with deletes you as a friend on facebook.
Oct 30 2011 7:31AM
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