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Weird things you think only you do

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KANGAROOJACK
Posts: 361 - Karma: 59
alright, this thread is about weird things you think only you do, so i'll start!
1. i always stand in the shower with my back to the faucet and my arms crossed and my head down.
2. i wear my sunglasses literally everywhere.
3. alright i can't think of anymore but i think you get the idea of the thread, let's do this shit!
Oct 26 2011 10:04PM
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jibmeisterflex
Posts: 719 - Karma: 63
your not alone
Oct 27 2011 10:20AM
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ContaminatedBeef
Posts: 536 - Karma: 66
Why 12? That seems rather arbitrary considering the rest of the numbers.
Oct 27 2011 11:43AM
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fuck_face
Posts: 105 - Karma: 10
haha same. I fell asleep in my shower this morning
Oct 27 2011 11:47AM
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
jeans are mad uncomfortable i hate them
Oct 27 2011 11:49AM
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Lord.Quasimoto
Posts: 958 - Karma: 33
yep tv / alarm has to be divisible by 5. if its set to 47 or something liek that i feel like a out of control basass

ask questions i know the answer to

stand in the show with my palms behind my back facing where the shower spray hits

sit down for pees (at home)



Oct 27 2011 12:06PM
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DLAM
Posts: 341 - Karma: 38
I always wish i had a friend from the 1920's who was just astonished with everything. It's kinda fucked.
Oct 27 2011 1:24PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
I get completely naked whenever I used the bathroom at home. I used to think I was the only one until I got an NS account. And started living with my BF. Haha.

I also think I'm the only girl who doesn't wear thongs anymore, only for special times, if you know what I'm sayin ;)
Fyi, thongs can bring a lot of bad bacteria to your vagine. They aren't good to wear all the time, and especially to bed. If your girlfriend wears them, or you, start wearing lace cheekys, you can still wear yoga pants and no VPL
Oct 27 2011 1:29PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
:OOOO
Oct 27 2011 1:39PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
I think cheekys (aka boyshorts) are wayyy sexyer than thongs.
Oct 27 2011 1:40PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
No I definitely agree.
Oct 27 2011 1:59PM
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Funkadelic
Posts: 1967 - Karma: 391
When I'm alone on a long car ride I pretend that somehow Ben Franklin or Thomas Jefferson time traveled and happened upon me, and I'm tasked with taking them to Philadelphia for some secret creating of America thing (even though I'm almost never actually going to Philly), and they're astonished at all of the technology.
Oct 27 2011 2:02PM
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Lord.Quasimoto
Posts: 958 - Karma: 33
agree
Oct 27 2011 2:17PM
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Benji.
Posts: 1146 - Karma: 88
My friend enjoys releasing his fury completely in the nude. Shoes, socks, the whole shebang
Oct 27 2011 2:30PM
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blah..
Posts: 534 - Karma: 13
I always keep my closet door open, and one time my friend sleep on the floor so I had to close it and it felt so wrong..
Oct 27 2011 2:54PM
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Broken_Rides
Posts: 334 - Karma: 224
Sit on my dirtbike and play video games.
Oct 27 2011 7:12PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
This except i have to fucking crank the hot water because it seems about 30˚ colder on the ground
Oct 27 2011 7:34PM
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IN4MATION
Posts: 109 - Karma: 11
its awkward and hard for me to shit when someone trying to talk to me through the door. anyone else?
Oct 27 2011 7:37PM
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mhskier13
Posts: 90 - Karma: 24
same here, i alwaysss dp that in classs. :D

Oct 27 2011 7:53PM
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jibmeisterflex
Posts: 719 - Karma: 63
Say random shit when I know people can't hear me Like at a concert or something
Oct 27 2011 9:59PM
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Shr3dE
Posts: 80 - Karma: 261
Say random shit when i know people can hear me like in a library
Oct 27 2011 10:15PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
ask questions i know the answer to to start conversation
always soap and brush my teeth in the exact same pattern
make playlists on my ipod consisting of pretty much all the same songs, give or take a few
do reps with my dick muscle until i get too tired
meditate
walk around my house holding up my middle fingers
try to telepathically communicate with my cat telling her to blink her left eye if she understands me.
Oct 27 2011 10:25PM
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Rumi.
Posts: 1231 - Karma: 556
put my boots on and clip into my skis in the basement in the middle of summer

and just stare at a wall
Oct 27 2011 10:26PM
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
wat
Oct 27 2011 10:39PM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6117 - Karma: 7,714
Radio volume strictly has to be on an even number, TV not quite as strict.
Oct 27 2011 10:45PM
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WillStart
Posts: 3955 - Karma: 3,192
holy fuck THIS.



Oct 28 2011 2:05AM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
lol
Oct 28 2011 10:01AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
i don't touch the cracks when i walk on sidewalks


Oct 28 2011 10:57AM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
Weird to explain but I kinda eat the inside of my mouth....if that makes any sense.
Oct 28 2011 10:58AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
i know what you meean! i used to have this toothpaste that made inside of my mouth...peel off it was really gross though
Oct 28 2011 11:03AM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
hahaha exactly!
Oct 28 2011 11:19AM
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Orrin
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 1,114
I pretend to be doing UBER SICK rails and jumps if I'm in a mood to ski and a good song comes on when i'm alone... When i play a game I sometimes like to commentate as if there was a competition as I play. For example when I was doing Mile High Club on Veteran (COD4) I would commentate for every try I did, like it was different "pros" trying to complete the mission every try. I've only touched on the surface of my weird antics...
Oct 28 2011 11:35AM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
Im big on mediocre balancing. Take the edge of the curb for example, that 20-ish cms, if im alone i tend to subconciously walk there. Anything near where Im walking thats somewhat challenging, but not to challenging to walk on. I walk on it without being aware that Im making the decision.
Oct 28 2011 11:48AM
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*DELETED*
Posts: 1043 - Karma: 938
when i sleep ive gotta be laying on my left side and a pillow tucked between my knees...
Oct 28 2011 12:07PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51795 - Karma: 164,212
Don't do so much mahl next time
Oct 28 2011 12:09PM
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NsnS79
Posts: 481 - Karma: 60
i have to sleep with a blanket over my head when i sleep.
Oct 28 2011 12:56PM
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n_harps
Posts: 68 - Karma: 10
I go onto newschoolers for an hour, then press x. THen im like oh, why did i exit out? i wanted to go onto youtube. then i open up chrome and then find myself on ns again

Oct 29 2011 10:03PM
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BlakeG
Posts: 1450 - Karma: 1,030
Looking at buildings seeing if ezio auditore or the first assasins creed guy would be able to climb up the side of the building
Oct 29 2011 11:05PM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542
Me too!
Oct 29 2011 11:17PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
I Pretend i am in a badass movie esspecially when i hike. Like the other day i was walking down this mountain and had a killer view of the town and the reservoir and it looked like ti was from a movie. I was thinking like The east and the west US were fighting and this was a Eastern outpost and i was a western special ops agent in the 10th mountain  division (they originated in summit, where i live) who gets dropped behind lines to assassinate a military leader.

I also flirt with milfs even though i am 16

i take sitting pisses when i am tired

sit in the shower

I can tell the different sounds of each door and light switch in my house.

I memorize rap songs on accident then mumble them without really noticing
Oct 29 2011 11:29PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
i sit in the shower
Oct 31 2011 12:23PM
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bananas
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 158
check if thiers a lobster on my throne when i do a number two.
sit hunched over when i play xbox, anyother way doesnt work, sometimes my cat come to sit on my hunched back.

rev my engine at slower people in traffic.

pretend my pets can read my mind.

Oct 31 2011 1:41PM
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Lord.Quasimoto
Posts: 958 - Karma: 33
i shit in the shower
Oct 31 2011 3:38PM
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RockyMountnHigh
Posts: 990 - Karma: 14
no but your username is
Oct 31 2011 3:48PM
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ChucklesNorman.
Posts: 1197 - Karma: 718
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Oct 31 2011 4:51PM
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Broken_Rides
Posts: 334 - Karma: 224

I can't stop doing this.

I always get asked if I'm chewing gum.

Nov 2 2011 10:07PM
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LittleFoot
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 57
Whenever I burp I always raise one finger as-a-matter-of-factly while gazing up at the sky as if I'm deep in thought
Dec 5 2011 10:43AM
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Casual.
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 28
on my stairs the is like lights in the wall that are at the base of the wall and there is one every few steps. i ALWAYS have to step on those steps with my right foot (the lights are on the right) idk i've always done this and if i dont it bugs the fuck out of me and if i dont then i have to go back down the stairs and walk them again. so yeah
Dec 5 2011 10:53AM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
thisthis
Dec 5 2011 11:27AM
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00_Koda
Posts: 922 - Karma: 270
i always have a order of my phone on my right front pocket wallet in my right back (pro making it easy to mug me now haha) and carabeaner with my keys on my left kind back belt loop. and left front for ect. ive always done that my wallet is shaped for my right ass cheek ahah. i got some more but thats the only one i got right meow
Dec 5 2011 1:11PM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
i took one of my sister's stuffed animals and made skis for it and i run around the house with it and make it do radical maneuvers.
Dec 5 2011 1:25PM
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