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Nick116
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So yesterday me and my friend were leaving school in his truck, while we were driving we noticed there was a flat tire, so we pulled back in to the parking spot and proceded to change it. we changed it and got home but it took us un extra hour, someone had slashed his tire, and then the today we figured out who is was. now we need to get them back so were going after his cars, a Range rover sport and a BMW. need prank ideas.


Sprak notes: kid slashed our tire, need prank ideas to get back at him
Oct 26 2011 12:00AM
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why
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Step 1: buy burritos 2: buy saran rap 3: open burritos and smear on car 4: cover in saran rap 5:epic prank
Oct 26 2011 12:02AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
next time the windows are cracked pour something like honey all over the inside of his car.



Then fuck his mom
Oct 26 2011 12:02AM
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Blurst
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Hahahahhaha rich white kid problems.
Oct 26 2011 12:03AM
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why
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Also this.
Oct 26 2011 12:03AM
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Nick116
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Bingo
Oct 26 2011 12:03AM
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Aidan-G
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Steal the radio antennae, duck tape it to the car, wrap the duct tape all around his car then fuck his mom
Oct 26 2011 12:03AM
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Lucas
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pee in his butt?
Oct 26 2011 12:04AM
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lizard.stuff
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Pour milk down the wind shield so when he turns on the A/C it smells like rotten milk
Oct 26 2011 12:05AM
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Aidan-G
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Basically what I'm saying is do anything to piss him off by messing with his car. He will be angry, he'll have to drive all the way home all pissed off. When he walks into his house thinking the worst is over BAM there you are giving the business to his mom
Oct 26 2011 12:05AM
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wynnyk
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if you can somehow get under the hood, fill the windshield wiper fluid reservoir with raw sewage (homemade).
Oct 26 2011 12:10AM
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why
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Aidan-G is right, taking someone's mom to pound town is the ultimate form of revenge
Oct 26 2011 12:12AM
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Bro.J.
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Potatoes in the exhaust pipe. Works every time.
Bologna on his paint if you wanna fuck shit up.
Big ole blob of grease behind the door handle.
Oct 26 2011 12:15AM
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Aidan-G
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Ok all the other ones were just warmups. Here is what you really do. Fuck his mom. Every position, every hole, every room in his house. Take photos of everything. Cum on her face, pee in her butt, fuck her in his bed. Take all the photos, get big copies. Glue them all over his car and write "Mommy loves you" on the windshield in lipstick. Hang her underwear from the antennae, bam you showed him
Oct 26 2011 12:18AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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if you really want to fuck up their car put sugar in the gas tank.

engine will be garbage in first 5 minuets of running
Oct 26 2011 12:19AM
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chicken
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not true.

Anyways what I would do is get little pebbles and put them in his tire valves caps to deflate them. Then leave a note on the windshield telling him he owes you tires.
Oct 26 2011 12:24AM
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Aidan-G
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But that's weak. He needs to one up him not just give him a flat
Oct 26 2011 12:26AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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please disprove me
Oct 26 2011 12:31AM
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Nick116
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solid idea, however his mom is supremely ugly

Oct 26 2011 12:35AM
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Aidan-G
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Doesn't sugar in the gas tank permanently fuck it up? Like, can't it light the engine fire?
Oct 26 2011 12:35AM
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SkiThe603
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Get tacos or something good. Then put laxatives in all of them and feed them to him and his bro's. Then lock the bathrooms and get alot of video cameras.
Oct 26 2011 12:35AM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
Get tacos or something good. Then put laxatives in all of them and feed them to him and his bro's. Then lock the bathrooms and get alot of video cameras.
Oct 26 2011 12:35AM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
Get tacos or something good. Then put laxatives in all of them and feed them to him and his bro's. Then lock the bathrooms and get alot of video cameras.
Oct 26 2011 12:35AM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
Get tacos or something good. Then put laxatives in all of them and feed them to him and his bro's. Then lock the bathrooms and get alot of video cameras.
Oct 26 2011 12:35AM
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chicken
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i guess. I dunno I would rather just get him to buy me new tires without ruining anything of his. plus this way he will think for a second that you slashed his tires like he did to you.

Oct 26 2011 12:35AM
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Nick116
Posts: 56 - Karma: 11
solid idea, however his mom is supremely ugly

Oct 26 2011 12:35AM
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Nick116
Posts: 56 - Karma: 11
solid idea, however his mom is supremely ugly

Oct 26 2011 12:35AM
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Aidan-G
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Doesn't sugar in the gas tank permanently fuck it up? Like, can't it light the engine fire?
Oct 26 2011 12:35AM
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Nick116
Posts: 56 - Karma: 11
solid idea, however his mom is supremely ugly

Oct 26 2011 12:35AM
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Nick116
Posts: 56 - Karma: 11
solid idea, however his mom is supremely ugly

Oct 26 2011 12:35AM
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Nick116
Posts: 56 - Karma: 11
solid idea, however his mom is supremely ugly

Oct 26 2011 12:35AM
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Nick116
Posts: 56 - Karma: 11
solid idea, however his mom is supremely ugly

Oct 26 2011 12:35AM
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Nick116
Posts: 56 - Karma: 11
solid idea, however his mom is supremely ugly

Oct 26 2011 12:35AM
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Aidan-G
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That's a shame. Pour honey all over his car, especially on the inside. That shit dries and collects dust and would fuck everything up. And what the fuck happened to this thread? Everyone like quad posted.
Oct 26 2011 12:37AM
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egg.
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except instead of burritos($) use feces.



then fuck his sister and mom and the same time
Oct 26 2011 12:38AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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well fuck me sideways, you're right!

instead put water in his gas tank
Oct 26 2011 12:39AM
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why
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BAM!
Oct 26 2011 12:41AM
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Blake.P
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That seems like a bit more than a prank. If i got my tires slashed, somebody would get a brick through the windshield. And I'd steal the windshield wipers on a really rainy day
Oct 26 2011 12:44AM
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Aidan-G
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That's why i said fuck his mom but apparently Albert Pujols already fucked her face with a baseball bat
Oct 26 2011 12:48AM
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chicken
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first of all how is the sugar going to get from the gas tank to the engine? Even if sugar could dissolve in the gasoline (which it can't in any appreciable amount) it would just clog up the fuel filter and the injectors way before an amount of sugar required to damage the engine made it there.

there are lots of ways you can ruin an engine in 5 minutes (obviously not going to say them) but putting sugar in the gas tank isn't one of them.


Oct 26 2011 1:16PM
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Aidan-G
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I don't want to be a dick but you know nothing of cars
Oct 26 2011 7:31PM
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FLBP
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put a mattress in his pool.
Oct 26 2011 7:46PM
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EricaMN.
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ping pong ball in gas tank. it gets sucked in and the car stops, then it floats back up to the top and the car runs normally. then its gets sucked in again etc.
Oct 26 2011 7:49PM
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extravert
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genius. Also disabling the parking brake would be entertaining.
Oct 26 2011 7:52PM
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SPskier543
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what do you think will happen?
Oct 26 2011 8:27PM
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Aidan-G
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The engine gets fucked up. I don't know what happened specifically but there was a grinding noise and then the engine died
Oct 26 2011 9:38PM
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NsnS79
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bleach in the gas tank, this will really fuck shit up. but if you don't wanna be that extreme then go for water in the gas tank, the car will run like shit or it will just stop. it will be a pain in the ass, and will not really do any damage to the car
Oct 26 2011 9:45PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
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chlorene or some other nasty chemical in gastank will be sure to wreak havoc. Just be 100% positive its the right douche before doing it.
Oct 26 2011 9:48PM
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eNeRGy
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Place bologna in the shape of a penis on his car.
Oct 26 2011 9:50PM
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Aidan-G
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^this but glue it to the car
Oct 26 2011 9:54PM
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The_Lord_of_Love
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Stick your dick in his exhaust pipe and have sex with his car in front of him
Oct 26 2011 10:02PM
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