Replying to funny story

so on saturday me and my buddy decide to head out of town for a couple hours in his car, we were going to timmins which is 2 hours away,anyways a couple days before that he found that there was a warrant for his arrest because apparently he took a cab in a small town close to here on jan 16th and didnt pay but he was in college in toronto on that date, so we were driving and he speeding and we get pulled over by the fucken cops about halfway to our destination, the cop asks for his license and registration bla bla and comes back a couple minutes later and tells my friend hes under arrest,cuffs him and puts him in the cop car and the cop comes back and asks me if theres any drugs or alcohol in the car ( of course i said no) so he starts searching the car and finds nothing but the only place he didnt check was under my seat which had an ounce of weed, a kick ass glass pipe and some other little paraphenalia shit so luckily he didnt find that shit, then the cop lets me friend out of the car for a split second to tell me that since ive always wanted to learn how to drive standard, now would be a good time so i had to drive my friends car all the way back to town and he didnt have time to explain me anything about standard but i made it home alright and he spent a couple hours in jail until it was proven that it was his own cousin who had taken the cab and gave the police all his information, what a family member eh


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