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Funny intramural soccer team name

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giantsrock28
Posts: 115 - Karma: 31
I need a funny one for my team, something discreetly inappropriate, thanks. +k for good ones
Oct 24 2011 7:10PM
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JHendrix
Posts: 1493 - Karma: 48
inb4 wall of profanity
Oct 24 2011 7:11PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,343
the penises.

get it?
Oct 24 2011 7:13PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
i could give you some inappropriate songs for football, but I can't think of names
Oct 24 2011 7:14PM
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COrider
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 23
Grass kickers
Oct 24 2011 7:15PM
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will-g
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 69
Team Dixie Normous
Oct 24 2011 7:16PM
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Dwarftosser1
Posts: 2602 - Karma: 951
The New Direction

Master Debaters

The Game

Cunning Stunts

Scoregasms


I don't know they all suck.
Oct 24 2011 7:18PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Name your team the Kids Kicking Kids
Oct 24 2011 7:19PM
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.spaghetticat.
Posts: 4283 - Karma: 889
taylor g's

not one teacher will get it unless you go to public school
Oct 24 2011 7:21PM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
My friend was on a club lacrosse team called the Fancy Cats, whose jerseys were tuxedo t-shirts. Try that.
Oct 24 2011 7:40PM
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ALaw
Posts: 2616 - Karma: 1,552
the freeballers
Oct 24 2011 7:45PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
chode garglers

little boy ball touchers

receiving end

ball penetration

crumshot

Oct 24 2011 7:52PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
my team was Rasputin's Beard FC. The famous RBFC. We ended up banned from all intramurals after 1 season...lost the final on penalties though.
Oct 24 2011 7:52PM
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BILL.COSBY
Posts: 292 - Karma: 5
vagina kickers
Oct 24 2011 8:47PM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
the balls
Oct 24 2011 8:52PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
the ball carriers
Oct 24 2011 8:54PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
The New York Red Balls
Oct 24 2011 8:55PM
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310
Offlittlekids, so when you lose you can tell the other team they beat offlittlekids
Oct 24 2011 8:57PM
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Deluge
Posts: 4401 - Karma: 805
Fudge Packers
Oct 24 2011 8:58PM
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.BaconatoR
Posts: 183 - Karma: 11
victorious secret
Oct 24 2011 9:00PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
cunt punters

swingers

Diving swans

Chelsea's little sister

knicker kickers

slide n score

I forgot what im supposed to be doing here
Oct 24 2011 9:01PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
some sort of long name with the acronym s.t.u.d.s u.p.
Oct 24 2011 9:11PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
therapists. get it??


the abusement park


Oct 24 2011 9:18PM
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eazylax
Posts: 206 - Karma: 17
A dodgeball team in my highschool consisting of the nerdiest, most unathletic kids in school named their team "off in a cirlce". So when they got dominated every game, the other team had to report that they beat off in a circle
Oct 25 2011 3:04PM
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doitbig
Posts: 4818 - Karma: 315
We were "The Shockers"...funny because there was an old pro team in Detroit called "The Rockers".  Feel free to steal.
Oct 25 2011 3:36PM
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H8CH
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 218
Norfolk and Chance

(No Fucking Chance).
Oct 25 2011 3:37PM
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E.FARR
Posts: 1297 - Karma: 25
my intramural soccer team right now is the beef danglers
Oct 25 2011 3:42PM
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Peppy
Posts: 346 - Karma: 341
Sofa King Good
Oct 25 2011 3:46PM
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Brian_Peppers
Posts: 534 - Karma: 54
The international team of spaniards. On the schedule it will say TITS
Oct 25 2011 3:54PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Bump. Need ideas for a cooed team.
Jan 24 2017 4:29PM
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onenerdykid
Posts: 6679 - Karma: 11,013
In college, I was on a winter indoor league made up of some D1 players and our team was called the Thunder Bunnies. We had pink & white uniforms and slayed it. It pissed off every other team that was trying to be über serious about it. It was glorious.
Jan 25 2017 4:54AM
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McNoche
Posts: 1731 - Karma: 3,661
onenerdykidIn college, I was on a winter indoor league made up of some D1 players and our team was called the Thunder Bunnies. We had pink & white uniforms and slayed it. It pissed off every other team that was trying to be über serious about it. It was glorious.


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Jan 25 2017 9:55AM
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McNoche
Posts: 1731 - Karma: 3,661
McNocheClaim


Team name "off constantly"

Nobody can beat you guys. Hence no one can beat "off contestantly"
Hahahhahahahahhaha
Jan 26 2017 1:18PM
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SofaKingSick
Posts: 9339 - Karma: 61,348
.spaghetticat.taylor g's

not one teacher will get it unless you go to public school


maybe im an idiot but can someone explain this one
Jan 26 2017 2:23PM
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Swandog7
Posts: 4955 - Karma: 9,023
We used to be called "Tunnel Snakes" a.k.a. penises and had really funny jerseys. Played indoor Ralia style games and they were so fun
Jan 28 2017 3:46PM
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joeyboots
Posts: 158 - Karma: -70
the cocksuckers
Jan 28 2017 4:20PM
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