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The edges would hurt, but that tire would kill. This one time in like 7th grade this girl was pretending she was gunna kick me in the nuts, but her wooden clog actually few off her foot and nailed me square in the junk. I was unable to stand up for 10 minutes and I felt like I was gunna puke. What happened in that video would hurt like 100x worse, so either this guy is packing a pair of raisins or he had some kind of protection
Or she was from abroad and bought some clogs in a tourist shop in the Netherlands thinking she acts natively whilst she was staying there but only tourists and farmers wear clogs over there.
Apparently he's married and has kids (he was on and episode of American Ninja Warrior, I guess he used to be a gymnast but he was elimintated right away and decided to give himself a nutshot by jumping in the air, doing the splits, and landing on the edge of the pool)
Exactly, this dudes a genius among idiots. He came to terms with the fact that he's a moron and decided it would be best to prevent any future fuck ups with the same mental impairments as himself.