List of unusual deaths

what the fuck is wrong with you

agreed. ^

i am not saying that every one of them is funny, but some of the actions were dumb enough no matter the outcome, like the guy getting buttfucked by a stallion, which in my universe counts as

1. self-inflicted
2. dumb
3. not deserving of too much empathy

it's called a morbid sense of humor.

lol @ guy who handcuffed himself to tree...must have been so brutal slowly dying there.

i looked up a news article and apparently he was on some sort of drug or so and some things point towards that he kind of came to himself a few hours/days into the whole thing but couldnt free himself. fucked up shit

ummmmmmm how did throw the keys if he was had cuffed to the tree??????

The nine russian killed in 1959 was the most intersting, look at it its like alien aggression towards humans

some of those are terrible, some of them i couldnt help but laugh.

omg,

1) another website said he only handcuffed one hand to the tree.

2) depending on his position, just letting the key fall down to the ground would make it impossible to reach them, think about it



look his name up

you don't need keys to lock handcuffs, similar to the way you can lock a lock without keys...herp a derp

+k for a legit thread.

a drummer in this band i used to play in spontaneously combusted on stage during a show one time....that was pretty unusual

hahahahahahahahhhahaha. inb4 nobody gets that.

My bio teacher during my sophomore year of high school used to read us a Darwin award before class every Friday... weirdo.
This was the most memorable (really, it is worth the read):
FLAGSTAFF, AZ: A pre-med student from the University of Arizona was looking to score big with his date on a Friday night. Determined to put the girl in the mood, he drove her up to a spot on Mount Lemmon which overlooked the city of Tucson. They walked to an open knoll where they could see the city lights.

Overcome by the romantic locale, she succumbed to his pleas and they stripped down, made a bed of their clothes, and passionately began making love. The heavy storm clouds rolling overhead and the low rumble of thunder inside them excited the lovers even more. At the first few flashes of lightning, they never looked up to see the charred remains of once great trees.

Their idyllic clearing was a hotbed of electrical activity during the warm desert nights. With a blinding light, a bolt of lightning struck the high point on the knoll, which happened to be the pre-med student's ass, and sought the path of least resistance --- straight down! Incredibly, he survived, but was in excruciating pain. The heat of the lightning had fused together flesh and latex so that the lovers were now stuck together like a pair of dogs. The girl, unfortunately, did NOT survive the lightning strike!

When the student looked down into the vacant eyes of his girlfriend and realized she was dead, his immediate repulsion caused him to jerk away from her, which of course, he couldn't! A wave of pain and nausea made him vomit into the girl's face and open mouth! Heaving only caused more pain and repeated vomiting until he finally passed out.

Attracted by the smell of "food," a bear found its way to the Siamese lovers and began to lick semi-digested pizza and buffalo wings from the dead girl's face. The student came to, but when he saw the bear, there was little he could do but lay there silently in fear. To his horror, the bear became dissatisfied with just a lick and started to eat the girl, loudly crunching her facial bones only inches from his ear. The bear also tasted the student, scraping the back of his skull with its teeth, before moving on.

Around mid-morning a group of junior girl scouts, up for a fun weekend camp-out, arrived at the campsite where the pre-med student's car was parked. It was only a matter of minutes before three screaming girls discovered the student, who had regained consciousness several times in the night and had managed to drag himself and the partially-eaten girl about 20-feet.

Doctors managed to "successfully" separate the student from the corpse, but Mr. Happy looked like a small piece of cauliflower in its flaccid state. The first hint of arousal resulted in so much pain, that the student was unable-- -and unwilling- --to achieve an erection. Future surgeries may produce a reasonably functioning penis, but the student's family jewels, referred to by the doctors as the "scrotum mass," are irreparable.

Although most Darwin Awards are supposed to be won posthumously, we think this guy deserves consideration since he successfully removed himself from the gene pool.

So now i know where 1000 ways to die gets all their material haha. Interesting read thanks OP

Peoples deaths got dumber as it got closer to 2010's

LOLOLOL

I noticed that also...

Thats just fucking sad

OP burned ants with magnifing glass as a child

I once had a drummer die in a bizarre gardening accident.